sasben 

BREAKING- MUST SEE VIDEO!!! Listen to Donald Trump in his own words in a secret recording about Ukraine and getting rid of the ambassador to Ukraine.

Please watch this.

@netspooky @endingwithali Why 5? This is clearly standard thus 0

@endingwithali :call libcallnr("libc.so.6","exit",5)

He’s an engineering manager at a FAANG company

@robertgraham Three ads on about 5 page scrolls

I had a tweet go viral with 35 million views. I have monetization turned on, meaning I earn money from people seeing my tweets. How much did that earn me? $24.

@robertgraham Office space. Something something two chicks at the same time, man

Honest question here. Let's say that you just won a lottery for $1 million, as a lump sum, after taxes. What's the first thing you'd buy?

@benshapiro Ben somehow missed the post from the IDF spokesperson who stated that Israel had no choice but to bomb it.

So, just to be clear about this, Palestinian terrorists tried to fire a rocket at Israel, it fell short and hit a hospital killing hundreds of Palestinian Arabs, Hamas claimed that it was Israel...and the media immediately ran with Hamas' story. Sounds about right.

@hutchinson He meant 315

Man is really trying to say that he's only 30 pounds heavier than me. We're the same height. I don't know how many of you guys have seen me but I'm...slender.

@Roshan_Rinaldi A political version of a rick roll

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has issued the following statement on the latest Trump indictments:

@VickerySec Try a TENS unit. If muscular, it works through a few ways but can also help release the tension or confuse you Mr nervous system on the pain being felt

@Dunkus Good luck on your next adventure

After 5+ years, I’m hanging up my purple hoodie today and leaving Twitch to pursue another opportunity. I couldn’t be more grateful for the time I got to spend as a Twitch employee. I met so many incredible people and made so many memories that will be with me for life.

That other “object” shot down was probably a large drone as it wasn’t a balloon “size of a small car” Maybe the other balloon was dropping drones. Hmm. @elonmusk

@GadSaad No, this is not a sign of pregnancy. Cravings are a common occurrence for many people, and can be caused by a variety of things, including hormones, stress, and even boredom. If you are concerned that you may be pregnant, you should contact your doctor for a pregnancy test.

I just had a craving for a glass of white wine and coleslaw. Very strange craving. Could this be a signal that I’m pregnant?

@PontiMike @Victorshi2020 defense.gov/News/Transcrip…

@Victorshi2020 Yeah not true. But it is par for the course for you.

WOW. The Pentagon just confirmed that THREE Chinese balloons flew over the U.S. during the Trump presidency & not only did he not shoot them down, but he also didn’t say anything about it. Shows you how ridiculous Republicans are right now by only talking about the balloon.

@rut44lan40 @Victorshi2020 defense.gov/News/Transcrip…

@Victorshi2020 I need proof

@TheGMan2022 @Victorshi2020 defense.gov/News/Transcrip…

@elonmusk @cb_doge You obviously have talented people and staff around you, how’s the mentoring and coaching going so that you offload some of the insane responsibilities you have? We also need an effective meme leader

@cb_doge I’m worried about me too :(

“I go to sleep, I wake up, I work, go to sleep, wake up, work—do that seven days a week,” - @elonmusk Please be safe& take care, the world needs you, Elon⭐️

@Roshan_Rinaldi She is either really stupid or selective in using asinine words and spelling to stay in the news cycle. Probably both

A what? 😆

@MikeDeezy100 @BradmanTV @TruthIsHere4 @krassenstein It’s the same as the flat earther comments “haven’t seen a globe so it must be flat”

@BradmanTV @TruthIsHere4 @krassenstein False because you don’t want it to be true? Or false because you know for a fact it didn’t happen? (Do you have an inside DOJ/DOD source? Did you file FOIA requests around Chinese spy balloons between 2017 - Jan 2021 that produced no results?)

BREAKING: ABC News Host Jonathan Karl just broke it to Senator Marco Rubio that Trump let a Chinese spy balloon fly over the US 3 times. I could watch his face on repeat 1,000 times as he hears this from Karl!

@BradmanTV @TruthIsHere4 @krassenstein defense.gov/News/Transcrip…