Steven Simister

If you ever played in the Waneta Plaza ball pit, I wouldn’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

@laynestopanski @Spence0202 🙄

@Spence0202 Did you see the commercial in game 7 of last year's playoffs against Colorado?

The commercial of Mikko Rantanen with Jake Oettinger and he's talking about himself in the 3rd person and making himself sound like a knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, club swinging Neanderthal is just too damn funny and so on point. Glad he's not here anymore.

Stay in your lane

@oconnor9sean @ConorMcGahey Settle down.

@ConorMcGahey Your fanbase trashed Moose after he left as nothing but a MacKinnon merchant, and now that he's top-5 in points w/o Nate, you're hyping up the actual MacKinnon Merchant to make yourself feel better. Can't say I'm surprised.

Rantanen: 30 games played 13 goals 29 assists 42 points (21 on power play - exactly half) -1 Necas: 30 games played 14 goals 27 assists 41 points (9 on power play) +28

@nflmemes @wiestyboy26

The Arizona Cardinals just suffered perhaps the most hilarious loss in NFL history - 21-6 4th quarter lead - Fumbled crossing the goal line to go up 28-6 - Fumbled an interception for a touchdown up 21-12 with less than 5 minutes left

@Wiester10 @Jay_D_Rosehill Majority of leafs fans would take that!

@Jay_D_Rosehill Just so we can get to the finals and lose?

Would #LeafsForever fans be interested in Corey Perry next year at a million bucks?

@MolitorisNick I mean you go back to summer 2022 and don’t let Kadri walk. I get it, the money was gunna be tough to make work but the assets you lost trying to replace him could be the difference in if this group gets another cup or not

2 days later I think I'm more mad than before. How did it fall apart so fast? They had it. The game was practically won.

@evanrawal If Drouin is on PP1 in game 4 I might pass away.

Avs lines at practice today… Lehkonen - MacKinnon - Necas Landeskog - Nelson - Nichushkin Drouin - Coyle - Kiviranta Kelly - Drury- O’Connor Wood - Vesey Landeskog moves up already.

@Wiester10 @MarkJCarney @wiestyboy26 👀👀👀

@MarkJCarney Uh oh @wiestyboy26 , Blues in 6

When you're in Winnipeg — and the Oilers aren't playing, of course — you cheer for the Jets. #CanadaStrong #GoJetsGo

@laynestopanski @DallasStars @Lexus You will get 2 or 3 next week. Hope that’s enough to satisfy you!

@DallasStars @Lexus Save those wins fellas

Game 82's up next. @Lexus | #TexasHockey

@rorymay22 I was not aware of this setup!

@Simister10 Squirt of ketchup on top of that and you got elite cuisine

Melted cheese on premium plus crackers was/is an elite after school snack

Third consecutive team skate that Gabe Landeskog is a (mostly) full participant

At my cousin’s job, they do a white elephant where you have to buy a $20 gift for someone else One of her coworkers gave someone the rights to a printed out +8914 9-leg parlay Incredible move

@rrbjak_rich @jessemontano_ He was sick for a few days

@jessemontano_ Why hasn’t Blackwood started sooner?

Looks like Mackenzie Blackwood is gonna get his first start with the Avs tonight.

BREAKING: Jake Paul has agreed to a home run derby against Babe Ruth, who passed in 1948.

@Pontifex Respectfully, Mr. Pope, what do you think about their 2025 cap space #Saints

@rorymay22 @NFL @RapSheet Music to my ears!

@NFL @RapSheet @Simister10 it’s a good day

Patriots releasing WR JuJu Smith-Schuster. (via @rapsheet)

@citchmook Greg zannon 2x2.25

What is Colorado's worst free agent signing of all-time?

@RearAdBsBlog @SaraCivian Just stop please

@SaraCivian pussy in bio

What's she typing

@laynestopanski @DallasStars Hey go easy… puck was rolling!

Gotta hit the net, no? @DallasStars #RooOoope #FUCK