Simon

@rolypoly187 @choc @Simonsunbed28 Hahahahah class

@choc @Simonsunbed28 @simonsunbed27

My dog unexpectedly died today and I’ve been crying like a bitch all day long. I genuinely lost my best fucking friend. I know it probably sounds stupid but just tell people you love them while you can. I’d give anything to get my dog back. Anything.

My 13 year old son is making £5k pa on a discord server. 25% proud, 75% disappointed that he's gay.

@jamlad88 @emmie__92 I’m half the weight so it would be a lot easier job.

@Simonsunbed27 @emmie__92 Id fling you about

This could be us but your playing @emmie__92

@BurnersBri #shite

Off to the nations capital

Are the ArseAnal still winning the lot do we know?

@BurnersBri Get it put down.

Great. He’s now discovered human fine cured meats…

Moosh tips number peeps +66923726659

@eubankslastpen #shite

Easter eggs used to be cool when you got a free coffee cup in them I hated that as a kid but as an adult I understand 😂

@eubankslastpen Hope it’s fatal.

Just did one of them burp turns into vomit things

Quadruple?

@Dylzzyy Ste looking like a gimp as always

@BelfastDon Get it put down.

Now the game of get the cushion before it’s destroyed begins yet again

@ljs69_ #goff

@Paddz19 @frankiemellow0 There is every fucking need, I’d give it up, Sion is a better man and got it fucking #cumup already.

@Simonsunbed27 @frankiemellow0 No need fir that

@frankiemellow0 having the time of her life....fair play

@Penelope_10x #shite

Breakfast x

@Mj3114ok @joextweet Jake would have you quivering.

@Simonsunbed27 @joextweet You would still be at eye level if i was under the bed half pint

5 feet and 6 inches tall 😭😭

@joextweet @Mj3114ok Me vs you and under the bed Jon, sunlun Jake as the fair play man.

@Simonsunbed27 @Mj3114ok With big bad ant?

@linacfc79 They always do, should’ve got them some scran, you keeping las Americas warm for me tonight pal?

@Simonsunbed27 Just one and it ran away from me

@linacfc79 where’s the cat pictures you promised? I’ve seen 2 in 3 countries and I was in a car unable to stroke.