Joe Bluecock

@lgatesphoto Fuck what people think Honestly motto I live by. As long as I’m a good person and enjoy my life, fuck them Happy birthday mate, one of those big ones Enjoy it

Last year a dickhead made me cry on my birthday, this year I was determined for it to be better Alas not 😂 We go again at 31

@hookscnut @archer_rs Good for a day out Be arsed living there though. Land of rain and cloud

@joextweet @archer_rs Defo is, Dublin is fucking 18

Apparently climate change is a myth.

@TheGriftReport 66 mate Enjoy your life and that bit fucking hell look after yourself

Healthy-looking Alan Brazil gives emotional update: “I was nearly gone… it’s a miracle.” The 66-year-old talkSPORT legend looked noticeably slimmer and far healthier as he posted a video update from Suffolk, thanking fans for their support after life-saving NHS surgery. Brazil told listeners: “I was nearly gone, I don’t mind telling you. But listen, it’s a miracle what’s happened. NHS, brilliant. I can’t thank the people at Cambridge enough they’ve saved my life.” He confirmed he is “beginning to improve rapidly” and hopes to return to the talkSPORT Breakfast show in “a matter of weeks.” The former Manchester United and Scotland striker has been off air for months after serious health issues. He previously had heart surgery five years ago. Great to see the legend on the mend

@StifmeisterFan7 Haven’t checked, but 📍 Lagos?

Even this is performative "look how much I love my fat girlfriend, aren't i real"

@mae_honk About 70 more 👍

how many scorching summers will it take before people start taking global warming seriously

@hookscnut @charlexia_ Weirdo

@joextweet @charlexia_ I appreciate both

30 degrees in MAY. its not even summer yet. its soso sad our poor planet

@hookscnut Is that a penis?

Kids have gone, pools full of absolute shite but I’m on the Prosecco so Fuck you

@metoffice 👏👏👏👏

Temperatures at Heathrow have recently reached 33.5°C, provisionally beating the all-time May record

@hookscnut @charlexia_ You miserable cunt Are you one of these packet of biscuits infront of the fire characters?

@joextweet @charlexia_ Don’t ruin winters for me

@benonwine Growing a pair of balls deffo helps

Does ANYONE have any genuinely good tips for surviving this absolutely brutal heatwave? ☀️🔥🥵

@M1878D_ 🤣 let me know if the cat on the leads there lad

Make lark lane scouse again, full of absolute space cadets

@scousescene @theAlbertDock @redbull Hahahaha that’s class

Red Bull Up The Mast at Liverpool’s Salthouse Dock 💦

@SkySportsPL Anyone over the age of 11 pulling this face should be arrested on the spot

Viktor Gyökeres ⚡️

@nsal_99 @Penelope_10x Hungry caterpillar

@Penelope_10x What u reading

And DND

If this was Everton my head would be on fucking Mars mate.

Class that 🤣

@paulcottam How dare it be hot at the very end of May (start of summer) 😡

This is not normal.