Stuart Crookston

@nakedcoffeeguy Hope you have a good evening

Hey everyone, how's things? It's a hot 🥵 one outside this evening. Here's to cock and balls 🍻🌞🙂🍆🍑

@dan_012908 I wasn't looking at your toenails

Focus on the 76.8 and NOT my toenails 🫣

@MrBritainX He's checking your pulse

Whats happening here? Wrong answers only!

@TM_James_ Happy birthday 🎂

46 today. 🥳 Cup of tea on the balcony. Still very much on a pathway of discovery. Grateful for everyone who’s been part of the ride so far. Now… I really should stop procrastinating and actually get ready for work 😂☕️

@Rugbylad37 People in Spain don't rely on insurance so the vets have to charge what people can afford. My vets bills in Spain were fraction of the UK ones.

After 2 injections and 2 lots of meds I was expecting the worst as a bill. But only paid £69.34 (When converted). If Spain can do this why do we get ripped off at home. Hopefully Luna will feel better soon 👍

@Rugbylad37 @CadburyUK I tried Tony's chocolate last week for the first time. It was much nicer than Cadburys

When did Cadbury’s chocolate 🍫 start tasting like wax 🤮🤮 vile . It must be all the palm oil they put In it. Shame on you @CadburyUK

@EmilySm43 The last 30 years same number

Be honest

@nakedcoffeeguy Not too bad thanks Alex. How's yours?

How's everyone's day going?

@nakedcoffeeguy Happy new year 🎉 Alex have a good one

Morning. Happy new year everyone 2026. Who's for coffee? 🍆☕👇🏻🌄

@nakedcoffeeguy Merry Christmas 🎅

Merry Christmas everyone. Who is for coffee? I hope everyone has a good day. ☕👇🏻🍆🎄

@nakedcoffeeguy Good morning have a good day

Morning everyone; feeling a little sleepy so it's time for coffee, I think ? 🍆☕😉

@Matt_Pinner I do. I love ironing, it's very satisfying. From bedding to teatowels.

Be Honest

@Rugbylad37 🤣🤣

🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

@StevenKelly82 Looks great. I used to live a few kilometres away from Moraira.

🥰 ❤️

@King_w1lly What table? 😉

Ignore the table 😝🤣

@TheRealJamieKay It should have been reduced it was today's date

£48 for a leg of lamb!!!

@Blokewelshxxx1 Well done. Its not easy

I am now officially below 13 stone , 😁 down from 17.5 stone 😊

@StevenKelly82 What about docktober?

I’ll take part in #Jocktober and #Socktober but definitely can’t do #Locktober Credit to those that can last the full month. I’d struggle with a day let alone a month 😝

@DuncanSM3 There's something about a hotel room that makes me want to get naked

The only way to hang out in a hotel room. Naked.

@TM_James_ @LNER Congratulations and good luck

All change for me, tonight’s my last train as a Train Manager (for now). I’m moving into an 18-month Station Delivery Manager role at King’s Cross with @LNER. Excited, nervous, but ready for the challenge!