Dear humanity,
I am building a religion.
Wait a second, I know what you’re going to say. Hold that knee-jerk reaction and let me explain.
First, here’s what’s going to happen:
+ Don’t Die becomes history's fastest-growing ideology.
+ It saves the human race.
+ And ushers in an existence more spectacular than we can imagine.
It is inevitable. The only question is: will you be an early or late adopter?
@ScotRail is time and time again the worst train service Ive ever used. Overprice train from Edinburgh from Stirling — three carriages despite knowing the rugby is on, it’s Saturday night, and it’s close to party season. Totally full from first stop. Shambles.