Clay Lapari

Charlie Bucket is the only person Wonka doesn’t touch when they enter the factory gate.

@6seasonspodcast G I Jeff is a perfect episode.

Community episodes you can safely ignore:

@LOST_Oceanic What maddens me is that Nikki and Paulo are a result of fans yelling for two years that the writers dont introduce other survivors. And then, when they do, fans are mad that we’re not focusing on the main players/story. Ungrateful fans!

I NEED to know why people hate Expose.

The decision to make flight 815 a Sydney to Los Angeles flight was brilliant.

@Ant110974 @Topps Jumping into beg @topps to bring back the custom card option!!! Such a dumb move to let that fall to the wayside.

Hey @Topps is there a reason why you’re not giving credit to the person that owns the card you’re using or do you just go around Twitter stealing peoples cards and not bothering to give them credit when you repost them? which could possibly help them out! By the way he goes by the name. @Mike__McKenna

@bethmaurer Merlin???

@BriggsHatton The movie was a blast!

A critic I follow who once shat on Defending Your Life just shat on Furiosa and - I’m all for a lively critique of its weaknesses - but if you claim a movie like that “demonstrates a stunning lack of imagination” (!) I have to assume you just aren’t watching movies in good faith.

@GavEvans81 @jamie_graham9 Smeg, maybe 3, maybe 1, maybe 2…

@jamie_graham9 Season 5 of 24 is peak Bauer! Red Dwarf Season 5, maybe 6 X-Files season 2 Breaking Bad season 5

S4 of The Wire? First season of 24? S2 of Mindhunter? What is the single greatest season of TV?

@Mudgeman To be clear, the show was in 1980

They made a Breaking Away TV series???

We’re back at it!

Put spike strips in the bus lane.

I’ll say it again, Regal theaters suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Parkour

We could be on our 5th or 6th Homestar Runner movie at this point, and maybe a Strong Badia section at Universal, but @StrongBadActual had to have “principles…” and “Easter eggs...”

@MikeRoyce @macwrites I miss Quibi. And I miss saying “Quibi.”

This is mostly true, but it is notable that our civilization did manage to balk at "Quibi"

@iamsamsilver Then it’s up to you to make it a wild one.

@iamsamsilver Lucky!

@innercitypress, you should consider merch that just says,[They’ve back]

@RealEmirHan @HalfBaked802 Except Unbreakable.

@CohenSite Our efforts should be concentrated on permanently grounding Big Cliff Bird!

I got an Instagram ad for a NIMBY campaign against a development in Burbank, and this thing is a masterpiece