Targh 🐀

@_thearnie @battymoth ‘Normal people don’t need healthcare’ Fuckwit

@battymoth She gave the most predictable answer possible and acted like it was deep lol. Reform is for normal people tired of the same old parties, not bar staff gotcha moments

thinking about one time i was working behind the bar a couple years ago & the reform candidate for a neighbouring constituency came in. he was there as a patron, but of course had to ask the pink haired girl if she’d vote reform. to which i replied no, citing they had no clear

@VbcApologetics @w_kol_w @JessicaHuseman They’re armed?

@w_kol_w @JessicaHuseman Ants in Texas are -- different. You don't want them.

Folks, I bought a five-year-old girl an ant farm, and it did not come with ants (shut up, this is obvious in hindsight). At what kind of store — let's assume I do not want live ants mailed to me — does one buy ants for an ant farm?

@Hrushworth I used to be able to brick McDonalds self service machines in Thailand by trying to use Apple Pay on them.

This has reminded me of a story from a few years ago. My Oyster Card had somehow got corrupted (RIP) and it would shut down any ticket gate or ticket machine it was tapped on, knocking it out for a minute whilst it rebooted… 🧵

@Blondie_LC89 @owenjonesjourno Did you click the link? This isn’t about Carlson.

@owenjonesjourno What wrong with him, apart from calling out the state that must not be named?

What the hell was the BBC thinking? owenjones.news/p/what-was-the…

@transgoblin0v0 @_celia_bedelia_ @Glinner Every post and photo seems to lend itself to the fact that her side has no actual arguments and she’s probably deeply unhappy.

@Targh @_celia_bedelia_ @Glinner She doesn't, all she does is pretend she's a detransitioner to spread hate

@transgoblin0v0 @_celia_bedelia_ @Glinner I think Maia does a great job advocating for the trans community, personally.

@_celia_bedelia_ @Glinner I'm not sure but I hope you can do it again

@carpathea14803 @Amockx2022 Fuck off with your yank bullshit.

“The Mayor of London is a Muslim. The mayor of Birmingham is a Muslim. The Mayor of Leeds is Muslim. Mayor of Blackburn – Muslim. The mayor of Sheffield is a Muslim. The mayor of Oxford is a Muslim. The mayor of Luton is a Muslim. The mayor of Oldham is Muslim. The mayor of Rochdale is Muslim. Today there are over 3,000 mosques in England. There are over 130 sharia courts. There are more than 50 Sharia Councils. 78 percent of Muslim women do not work, receive state support + free accommodation. 63 percent of Muslims do not work, receive state support + free housing. State-supported Muslim families with an average of 6 to 8 children receive free accommodation. Now every school in the UK is required to teach lessons about Islam. All this has already transformed Britain, and much more is to come. JNS recently reported that “honor-based abuse cases in England rose by more than 60% in two years, with 2,594 cases in 2022 vs. 1,599 in 2020.” It pointed out that “such crimes are common in many Muslim countries, including Pakistan and Bangladesh. (1.6 million people, or 2.7%, of the United Kingdom’s population identify as Pakistani, and 94,434, or 1.1%, as Bangladeshi, according to the 2022 U.K. census.)” Now honor crimes will be common in a new Muslim country, Britain.

@twentysixbux @FattusPrickus No it’s Ash

@FattusPrickus Link!

I ordered a T-shirt that I liked and it turns out it’s from a wee T-shirt maker in France. They’ve emailed about 35 times with individual updates about it being made, embroidered, packed and shipped. They seem excited that they’ve had a sale. I’m actual le buzzing for them.

@Doogsie01 @BBCNews en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_R…

The @BBCNews why can’t I reply to this post? Don’t you like positive comments? The man should be knighted! Bravo 👏 this man

@amateuradam Crurnble

Umm. Whose bones?

@StevenWallaby Sortation??? It’s? Are these manually keyed statuses?

Since when did parcel tracking information become so vague. I literally have no idea whether this package is in Dublin or Gdansk currently

@hugeislands @LouiseKirsti @itgirlbackup I burst out laughing when I read her profile

@LouiseKirsti @itgirlbackup You are crazy. Get help

Vivian Jenna Wilson for McQueen aw26

@ActivePatriotUK What charity work do you do for the homeless in the uk?

NGO group 'Utopia 56' this morning on the beaches of France They came thinking they would be waving to illegals as they make their journey to England What they found was the migrant hunters from England, patrolling the beaches, making sure no illegal made that journey

@TeaSh0pLee Cuck

New rescue rooster- he’s blind Gimmie names that start with “C”

@wrb91 @cezthesocialist I don’t think he’s heard about second party

@cezthesocialist He’s got two parties for some reason

i thought it was called restore britain 😭

@BotFinderUK Rank and Vile

What the UK needs now is another new far right party, to the right of Restore. It has to begin with R, though, and be even nastier than the others. Name suggestions?

@AgIntel_us @TheVixhal @yappaowarida They mean Magic Ian down the pub

@TheVixhal @yappaowarida You mean musicians

If you shuffle a deck of cards properly, the exact order you get has almost certainly never existed before in human history and never will again. The number of possible arrangements of 52 cards is 52 factorial, which works out to a number so large that it has 68 digits. To put it in perspective: even if every person who ever lived shuffled a deck once per second since the beginning of the universe, you would still barely scratch the surface of all possible arrangements. So every time you shuffle a deck, you are most likely holding a sequence that is completely unique in the history of the universe.

@CraigRawlins3 @SaulStaniforth Irony is dead isn’t it

@SaulStaniforth How much tax have they paid over there life time? How much has illegal migrants paid tax? And taken out? This is unacceptable and unbelievable saying this. Most people in Dubai aren’t even asking to come back. Maybe they’ve moved out there for a better life!

Susanna Reid: "Brits have moved to places like Dubai, potentially.. to avoid paying tax.. if they need rescuing.. should they pay for their own evacuation, because if they're avoiding paying tax then they're avoiding paying into public services, like the govt coming to get you"

@_celia_bedelia_ Rotting

Uh.

@Shannon02905950 @PolariChat @keens_milt1959 @SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs 🤡

@PolariChat @keens_milt1959 @SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs Ohhhh…. I bet it was a Islamic Muslim worker. Am I, right?

Hi SubwayUK. I have just been refused service and asked to leave your store in Wokingham because I had my guide dog with me. @SubwayUK @gdcampaigns @guidedogs