Tim.

@nicholehoag @tillnpodcast @jaronmyers 👀

So @tillnpodcast , after the last episode I need new merch. Hats or shirts that say “It’s @TimStone182 fault “ and “It’s @jaronmyers fault”.

The amount of misinformation on this app is staggering

@scttymn Cool, so I should do it then?

@TimStone182 Coffee is a fruit seed so I think beans would be quite a bit different

Has anyone ever tried to make coffee with other beans? I mean, what’s stopping you from roasting some pinto and brewing up a hot pot?

You can literally see the stock market plunge in real-time on Fox News as Trump announces new tariffs.

🎶 the bunny, the bunny, whoa i love the bunny 🎶

Life’s a funny thing. One second you’re listening to eleventyseven while learning how to kick flip outside your middle school then you blink and you’re at Home Depot looking for a tub spout diverter repair kit while listening to eleventyseven.

Some people think Al Gore didn’t invent the internet but then turn around and live as a slave to the Al-Gore-ithm.

This might be the best use of this meme template.

ok @JeffBezos Alexa doesn’t need to whisper at me when I whisper to turn the lights off at night. It’s a robot, just turn the volume down you creep.

About all I do on twitter these days is report posts. Recently the report button has broken because of bad authentication data. I genuinely think I’ve been banned from reporting .

@chillin_vanilla It might be…

@TimStone182 Is this about the hot sauce in the humidifier?

You should do your own research. But if your conclusions oppose those of people who have spent their life researching that subject then you should accept the fact that you probably don’t have all the information.

@shkrimps580 Ok cool, you first.

@TimStone182 For science.

What do you think would happen if you put hot sauce in a humidifier?

@shkrimps580 For science?

@TimStone182 I'm assuming it'll have some sort of pepper spray effect. Like a mild tear gas in your living room lol

@shkrimps580 But… like… what do you think would happen?

@TimStone182 Tim, pls dont 🙏

@NFL literally no one wants Christmas Day games. Don’t do this again.

I’m going to start a business called Party City.

If 30 years ago we framed the climate crisis as an issue that would topple insurance companies due to an increase in claims from catastrophic damage overburdening the law of averages and in turn eating into corporate profits then we probably wouldn’t have the problem today.