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@Shazamiste2222 @Boy994Boy That reply couldn't be more red than a red flag lmao.
She knows what she's doing
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@Boy994Boy She called and her friend wanted to greet me and the next thing is billing, hanged up oo😅💔
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Lmao I love how women punish men like you 😂
U wan gift her ice cream to feel better
Mumu man don’t you know Naija women turn we romantic emotional men to fools
Stop being romantic , Nigerian women living in Nigeria will automatically make you a fool if you try to be a lover boy.
Be hard on women, never gift them undeserved gift , they have to earn it.
Never offer a Nigerian woman living in Nigerian any romantic services
Nigerian women deserve Nigerian men & tough love.
Learn today or be a tomorrow fool all in the name of love and romantic man.
𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲@praisepal_
bro some girls are so unreal, na social media i de hear these things before.
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@chibestbuddy @l_Snupe @OtitoNosike No. It actually takes strong willpower and emotional intelligence to do that shii. My ego would never let me try it, so i get his point
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This works in relationships too. Never beg for love. The only time an apology is warranted is when you are genuinely wrong, outside of that, never beg for affection. Never plead for someone to stay, to care, to choose you. It reeks of desperation, and desperation has never once made anyone more desirable. As Duma Boko said, “if they want to leave, help them get out.”
Shubhvani@shubhvanii
Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtr EVERRRRRRRRRRRR look desperate in life. Suffer calmly. Like every great man before you did.
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Forgot the part where they'll use the same money to fund the uni boys they're cheating with 😭😂
Àgbà John Doe@jon_d_doe
He's stupid. You men will never learn that you should lead women without money, or placing them on pedestal that they do not deserve. That's why some of you working class men go for all these small hungry university girls, because you want control them with money. That's why they keep cheating on you and insulting you like you're mates. Allow their fellow university boys to date them, you won't. They'll continue to use your money to fund their lifestyle and fucking their fellow university boys.
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@Gentlevileiblis @Agu_champion He didn't just start to benefit after the 4k. If he wasn't benefiting before then he wouldn't have gotten that courage of 15%. Comprehend mehn
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The day I went to see my uncle at the Government House because I was handling a project for him, he gave me ₦4k for transportation. Right in front of me, he gave a UNIZIK girl ₦50k for the same transportation. That was the first time I had the courage to chop almost 15% of the project money… until he stopped sending the money directly to me 😂
Till today he never reported me to the wife or any family member 😂
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Chat, let me tell you something
In cybersecurity there are two things of immense value that will determine your career prospects as well as how your peers will treat you.
1. Your knowledge base
2. Your ability to shut up
Literally nothing else matters.
You don't have to be some 1337 demigod zero day researcher to have respect, but if you're educated enough in your discipline (cloud security, physical security, malware, whatever), you're golden. Pick a topic, know your stuff, don't be a jerk.
The infinitely MORE valuable asset though is your ability to remain SILENT.
Hear some crazy rumor? Shut the fuck up and don't say anything to anyone.
Hear about a potential arrest coming from some Threat Intel people? Shut the fuck up and don't say anything to anyone.
Did you hear some Threat Actors discuss a compromise? Shut the fuck up and don't say anything to anyone.
See someone get "doxxed"? Shut the fuck up and don't say anything to anyone.
Did a colleague or peer disclose something to you that they shouldn't have? Shut the fuck up and don't say anything to anyone.
Are some Threat Actors having a conflict online? Shut the fuck up and don't say anything to anyone.
The only time, with little to no nuance, something can be discussed is if it is public-public. Otherwise, it is in your best interest to remain quiet and mind your own business. Being loud can cause many problems, but drama and conflict is a big no-no in our field especially with it being so relatively small
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@nikolaosmoraes @patria_y_gremio @lieaterr Don't be an idiot, accepting the situation isn't 'weak', that's simply playing the game without hating the players
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@patria_y_gremio @lieaterr Não tem brutalidade nenhuma. Achas que é "brutal" e tens a necessidade de se justificar dizendo que não é contra ou se exime porque és frouxo.
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twitter é tipo:
-brasileiro pobre e feio se mata no meio de um viaduto (aquele enforcado com a camisa do palmeiras): tem seu vídeo usado como meme mundo a fora e ninguém nem lembra seu nome
-egirl bonitinha branquinha se mata: mais de 40 mil random vem prestar condolencias
JesterGirl ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆@noidedjester
Quit vaping and start smoking EVERYONE
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Once I had a little disagreement with my girlfriend because of this, she posted a picture of herself on her WhatsApp status, then probably as an afterthought sent the same picture to my DM.
I ignored the picture and went on chatting with her like nothing happened,then she drew my attention to it, I simply told her to get the attention she was seeking from her contacts because if she wanted my attention she would have sent to me and me alone at that moment, she can grace her contacts with it much later on. You can't be trying to make someone feel special about you then go ahead to display lack of exclusivity.
So yes if she sends it to my DM,she gets the compliment, but on her status? I let her get the attention she's seeking
Amarachi@_amaraxxhi_
watching ur girlfriend's status and not complimenting her is basically asking another guy to do it !!!!!!
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@Chomag77 @feelgoodtale You’ve clearly never met an Indian from India.
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A shocking moment was caught on surveillance cameras at Westport Pier.
A man threw a black sports bag into the water and quickly disappeared.
Nearby, a homeless man noticed the bag moving in the water.
Without hesitation, he jumped into the cold water to save whatever was inside.
When he reached the bag and opened it, he found a tiny puppy inside.
The puppy was wet, frightened, and struggling to move.
The man wrapped the puppy in his own jacket to keep it warm until help arrived.
Even though he was freezing and soaked himself, he focused on protecting the puppy.
When people asked why he risked his life, he simply said:
“I am here because of my choices. The dog did not choose this.”
The puppy survived and is now recovering safely.
Many people online are trying to find the man and thank him for his bravery and kindness.
This story reminds us that compassion can come from unexpected places.
Sometimes people with the least still choose to give the most.
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@arrakunrin You never hear the one wey go tell you say na that morning the thing just fall down the back come break
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A lot of people don’t know how the business works. I promise you that if you begin to sell gadgets today, this your idea of “Nigerian vendors are scammers” would change.
There’s a lot of factors to consider in a swap. I’ve swapped a phone for someone on this app and they didn’t tell me that Snapchat had been banned on the phone. That was a huge loss for me.
A lot of people are not honest with the conditions of their phone. Someone told me that his phone was in perfect condition and nothing had been replaced. He brought it and it was IDM, IBM and a bad speaker
Aunty Ife the website & app developer@_Ife_love_
All these gadget vendors are funny, I should give you 500k with my 12 pro max to get a 14 pro max and you’ll collect it ?😂
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@unknownboyszn @arrakunrin LMFAO "uk used"
I nor fit touch any of that shit
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@arrakunrin Yeah the idea will change because they’re now part of you.
You people buy gadgets and sell it as UK used lmao
And how are you a gadget seller if you can’t detect faults?
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@alusi_aku But there is nothing to write home about, I have served two years in Lagos, learnt welding, now a plumber but nothing is working. My US visa that was supposed to come out , covid scattered the opportunity for me. Bro am in soup, I want to go into YouTube full time
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if you don’t come from very wealthy parents and you know there’s no will for you to inherit any sort of asset, read carefully;
* if your father is the sole breadwinner and he has just one source of income, then lock in, find a way to start up something for your mom if he refuses to do so.
* if your father provides for y’all moderately, and you feel relaxed cause he does, then you’re a fool and you will really regret it later.
* you don’t have as much time as you think you do. we don’t pray for bad events but for the sake of unforeseen circumstances, your parents might not live as old you think, so just in case…you might not be prepared mentally or emotionally but you would be, financially.
lastly, when you lose a parent, especially the breadwinner, a lot of things will happen.
but i don’t want to start going into details. for the precise aspect;
people, in the presence of other people, will make promises to support you and your family financially, etc.
for your own sanity, don’t take them serious( you wouldn’t even care if you’re stacked on your own).
they just want to aura farm and take glory/praises. they don’t give two foks. what will determine if you guys suffer or not is if your other parent has a business, you or/and your siblings are liquid or if your dad leaves something behind.
read again.
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@trench_triumph @nnanyi_joe @Uzuakoliii @BOTAD01 You wan try desert route abi?
Your eyes go peel
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I used to know some Oso Ahia guys ( Wasiu, Emeka, Hakeem ) at Balogun, they tried to travel to Europe through desert, the three of them gor to Libya successfully but only Emeka and Wasiu made it to Italy.
The boat Hakeem was put on spoilt on the water, they were just drifting around until the Italian navy spotted them, took them to the Libyan navy who in turn hauled them for months before an NGO paid for their release, he told me that there are hundreds of Nigerians in the prison he was with no money to pay, they sometimes sell the prisoners to organ harvesters.
He’s back to Balogun and does dispatch now, he told me he can never advise his enemy to go through the desert.
Ebelechukwu@_ebelechukwu
It's crazy that people still try to go to Europe via the desert and sea. It's even crazier that most of them never make it. Imagine leaving this country and getting stuck in Libya!!!! People are risking their lives so much and I don’t understand it. I blame the government of this country
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@Milliebanned @Kizyamoto I did.
I don’t know how he bypassed it fr
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The Worst just happened to me 😭😭
My $244 gone 💔🥺
At first, my email got hacked.
The scammer then used it to access my Wahoo Predict account by doing "Forget Password"
Changed my password, making me lose access to the account and then withdrew all my funds 😭
It's still a shocking to me to be very honest.
The withdrawal is processed once you input the code sent to your email.
I just lost almost Half a million naira😭... I'm so not okay right now
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🚨 Web3 team quietly hiring RIGHT NOW…
$70 Writers
$80 Community Mods
$70 Designers
KOL slots paying $50 per post 👀
A project connected to my circle is building for its next growth phase and they need active people ASAP.
Open roles: • Writers ✍️
• Community Moderators 🛡️
• Graphic Designers 🎨
• KOLs / Shillers 📢
How to get noticed 👇 • Follow this account
• Like & repost
• Drop your portfolio, previous work, or X handle
Not a massive budget yet… but the people who join early usually end up winning the most when projects start taking off 📈
Only serious people should apply.
Olu Web3⚡💎@OluBlocks3hq
I’m sorry, but some of these Nigerian Web3 bounty groups genuinely look like digital hunger games 😭💀 Because WHY are 200 people fighting aggressively over a ₦30k prize pool 👀 Bro, I entered one Telegram group today and immediately felt tension 😭 People were: • counting tweets • checking likes • spying on each other’s engagement • subtweeting competitors • begging admins for leaderboard updates 💀 All this for prizes starting from ₦2k 😭 And somehow… the funniest part is that nobody inside the group is even acting like it’s weird 💀 Everybody is moving with full seriousness like: “bro delete that tweet format” “you copied my engagement style” 😭😭😭 At this point, Web3 Twitter in Nigeria is no longer social media. It’s survival 😭
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@10100011011x_0 @Crypto__Haris I'm glad someone is saying this!
Absolute rubbish
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@Crypto__Haris what even is all this trash you are tagging though..?
best advise is to get real, not every ticker is going to 10,000 x - this had to happen, and the market is absorbing it
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A trader I’ve followed for years told me something recently that honestly made sense:
“Crypto has become boring.”
Not because of losses… but because the market has changed.
Retail traders are slowly disappearing while institutions keep entering. ETFs got approved, volatility became lower, and the market started becoming more stable and predictable.
And honestly, that’s the weird part.
Crypto was supposed to be for normal people, but now Wall Street is slowly taking over the space. The crazy volatility, huge pumps, and emotional chaos that attracted retail traders are fading away.
Institutions may bring stability and liquidity, but retail traders are the ones who bring energy, hype, culture, and life into crypto.
Without retail… crypto starts feeling less like a movement and more like just another financial market.
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@sterlingcrispin @chooserich @Tradermayne having health insurance is like holding gold. if you dont have it , it will rape your pockets so fast in America .
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@MicroDoseHon I'm not calling women, as a whole, freaks. I am calling a very specific subset of height fetishists incelish women, 'freaks'
Mighty good reading comprehension over there.
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whatsapp really took years to finally catch up and give us liquid glass.
like wow, congratulations, you finally arrived.
btw i’m only still using whatsapp because my family refuses to move to @Telegram. i’ve accepted that it’s probably never happening for them.
they’re too comfortable with whatsapp at this point. all their groups, contacts, old chats, and daily conversations are already there, so switching would just feel like a headache to them.
and as much as i complain, i kind of understand why they don’t want to move.
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@unfiltered0001 @Clems_Andy @Ike_Obiora What do you think they'll do with the fraudulent transactions?
It's not data right? 😂😭
Commit fraud and flex online then see what happens next. No one will need to report you buddy 😭
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@Timlog_404 @Clems_Andy @Ike_Obiora Do they get data from thin air? Something never reported where is the data they’ll get? Please before response analyze what I am saying well
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I have tweeted this countless times, but at the risk of sounding repetitive, I’ll say it again: if you’re into online scams, especially targeting Americans, your arrest is a matter of when, not if.
If you haven’t been caught yet, it’s not because you’re smarter than everyone else. Na just your turn never reach.
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
JUST IN: FBI arrests Samuel Ugberaese after extradition to U.S., faces 40 years in jail
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