Jody Smith

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Jody Smith

@ToastMaster

Jody works for The Internet. These are my views and not the views of The Internet.

London Tham gia Mart 2007

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Ferhanasṭīn 🍉 (find them @ferhankhan.bsky.social)@QueerhanKhan·12 Kas

Thank you @SuellaBraverman - your dog whistle rhetoric made mine, and other people’s day at @LondonWaterloo extremely frightening. Your words have inspired racists to terrorise us and make it harder for @metpoliceuk to do their job today. You need to resign, NOW #ThankYouSuella

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·30 Ağu

@jukiokallio Will always be one of the greatest game soundtracks. Thanks so much for the tunes and hope you get well

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Jukio Kallio 🎶@jukiokallio·29 Ağu

hey fall guys fans! as some of you've already deduced, it's true: i'm no longer working on new fall guys music! it's due to personal health reasons. slowly getting better, though! i just want to say THANK YOU FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL SUPPORT OVER THE YEARS! 😍🎵 WHAT. A. CRAZY. RIDE.

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Mike Drucker@MikeDrucker·27 Ağu

the man desperately wants to be king of the nerds, but he keeps getting reminded he’s only king of the dorks

Jake Lucky@JakeSucky

Elon Musk getting booed at VALORANT Champs and the crowd starts chanting "bring back Twitter" lmao

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·29 Tem

This looks so crappy. And it’s been rolled out so poorly - old logo still on the sign, the app and most services. A showcase for an entirely broken company

Pop Base@PopBase

The X logo has officially been placed on the former Twitter building.

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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·29 Tem

"Poor Man's Process" is a filmmaking technique to shoot actors in what looks like a moving car, without the use of green screen, rear screen projection, or other digital effects. This is a valid example [📹 filmlights: buff.ly/43ScvS1]

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Douglas Cheape@CheapeDouglas·14 Tem

You’re in luck, I HAVE brought urine.

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·14 Tem

@HelenBaBauer @800pgm @individual_am How is this free?

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·2 Tem

@robmanuel Proof the Twitter limit is too generous

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robmanuel@robmanuel·2 Tem

This almost reads as “two weeks nonce” but not quite, sod it – I’ll tweet it anyway

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·24 Haz

Love threads like this of classic movies

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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·31 May

The elephant’s penis is not only massive but prehensile. They use it to prop themselves up, swat flies from their side and scratch themselves on their stomach [read more: ow.ly/LeRq30mzPsI] [source: ow.ly/gTKE30mzPsY]

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Everyone's Favourite Jim@JimmerUK·26 May

“What is the charge? Dating a boy? A succulent legal boy?"

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·6 May

This concert is dead 💀 #KingCharlesCoronation

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Darren Dutton@Darren_Dutton·6 May

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·6 May

People queued for days for this shit?

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Iain Davidson@SnideRogue·6 May

Weird choice to do all this to soundtrack to The Omen.

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·6 May

State of the boot lickers in the replies

Polly Toynbee@pollytoynbee

Unbelievable!! Graham Smith head of Republic has been arrested for unloading placards by Trafalgar Square. He and 6 volunteers are in the police station. This is new anti-protest laws in action..

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·10 Nis

Absolutely poetic

LimmyTwitchClipsPlus@LTCPLUS

People Ruin Everything!!

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Jody Smith@ToastMaster·7 Nis

Let me guess: there’s a new planet killing device that gets destroyed by a plucky noob who shoves a rocket up its bum theguardian.com/film/2023/apr/…

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@SuellaBraverman @LondonWaterloo @metpoliceuk @jukiokallio @800pgm @individual_am @robmanuel @elonmusk