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@instablog9ja likely because Iran might withdraw.

Just In: FIFA grants Nigeria 🇳🇬 a new qualification spot for the 2026 World Cup… more details later

Never been this hungry for success.

Major announcement.

especially when no be your own

@victorosimhen9 pls Tell @_AsiwajuLerry to send me a mac.

📍SARAJEVO! #FIFAWorldCup

@FabrizioRomano @sergio_de_ennin Congratulations to them.

🚨🇨🇩 OFFICIAL: DR Congo are qualified to the World Cup 2026!

I just want to WIN.

Call on security agencies to do their jobs instead of asking people to pack and leave. Imagine telling people to pack and leave, how do you then convince investors from outside to come invest in the state?

I randomly thought about this few days ago. They did that baby dirty but oye oloun

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BREAKING: Oracle laid off 20,000-30,000 employees this morning with a single 6 am email.

@Polymarket 💔

@chicagobulls @TISSOT 👎

Every minute matters. @TISSOT | #SeeRed

@aonanuga1956 he'll hear from Nigerians in 2027

STATEHOUSE PRESS RELEASE PRESIDENT TINUBU CONDEMNS KILLINGS IN PLATEAU AND KADUNA, ASSURES SECURITY AGENCIES WILL BRING PERPETRATORS TO JUSTICE President Bola Tinubu has strongly condemned the barbaric and cowardly attacks by gunmen in Angwan Rukuba district, Jos, Plateau State. He equally condemned the attacks in Kahir village in Kagarko Local Government Area of Kaduna State. Describing the attack on the community in Jos and the killing and abduction of wedding guests in Kaduna as an affront to all that Nigeria stands for, President Tinubu assured Nigerians that the barbaric acts will not go unpunished. "Anyone who will sneak under the cover of the night and kill defenceless citizens as done in Jos and Kahir village, is a heartless coward. By attacking soft targets in Jos, their objective is not only to cause harm but also trigger a spiral of reprisal attacks and further bloodletting," he said. He has directed security agencies to intensify all efforts to pursue the perpetrators and those spreading misinformation that can inflame tensions and further endanger lives. He cautioned some sections of the media, insinuating the attacks were religiously motivated. President Tinubu reaffirmed that security agencies are actively addressing the situation and stressed that public cooperation is vital to maintaining peace and protecting lives and property. He stressed the need for communities to comply with evacuation, relocation, and related advice and processes. He hailed the safe return of two of the  Kaduna victims. “I urge our security agencies to be more proactive in preventing these attacks by acting on early warning intelligence. All the remaining abductees from Kahir village must be rescued immediately", the President said. "I commend Governor Caleb Mutfwang of Plateau State for his efforts in containing the situation in Jos and Governor Uba Sani of Kaduna State for supporting the rescue and containment efforts. I assure the people and government of the two states of my support.  I commiserate with the families of those killed and pray for the quick recovery of the injured. Our government is currently acquiring more sophisticated equipment to enable our security agencies to track and smash criminals, in real time, wherever they are." Bayo Onanuga Special Adviser to the President (Information & Strategy) March 31, 2026

I just want things to get better.

@NZ_Football I'd like to relocate to New Zealand. Tired of Nigeria

New name for the national team 🇳🇿 Following the All Whites’ historic first-ever victory over South American opposition at Eden Park on Monday, New Zealand Football is proud to unveil an exciting and original evolution of the team’s identity. Effective immediately, the team will be known as ‘The All Black Team’. This new name recognises the all-black strip worn during the landmark win on home soil earlier this week, a moment that signalled a bold new era for the team. A natural progression from 'All Whites', the updated name reflects a modern, dynamic direction for New Zealand’s national men’s side. New Zealand Football sees no conflict with the introduction of this name within the existing sporting landscape, and believes it creates a clear opportunity to establish a strong presence in a largely uncontested space. The All Black Team will take the field at the 2026 FIFA World Cup and beyond.

man dey depress dey go, them feel say man dey nonchalant.

you just lied. Lol

THIS IS SAD 😔 ITS NO MORE FREEDOM OF SPEECH ANYMORE SMH COMEDIANS CANT EVEN MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT NO MORE ‼️THE POWER THAT HAS BEEN GIVING TO COMMUNITY IS OUTRAGEOUS ‼️STRAIGHT MEN N WOMEN NO LONGER HAVE A VOICE ANYMORE SMH IF WE SPEAK ITS TAKEN AS HATE ‼️N I SEE NOONE PREACHING HATE,HONESTLY ‼️JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DONT AGREE DOESNT MEAN ITS HATE‼️✅ITS SAD HOW ITS SO EASY TO GET CANCELLED FOR YOUR OWN BELIEFS .YOU CANT EVEN MAKE A STATEMENT LIKE “ I ONLY LIKE PUSSY” N IT WILL BE TAKING AS A SHOT TO THE COMMUNITY ‼️I ALSO I THINK PEOPLE N THAT COMMUNITY SHOULD STAND UP N SPEAK WHEN PEOPLE GET BANNED FOR NOT AGREEING. WHY BE QUIET WHEN YOUR ACCEPTANCE IS GREATER THAN EVER?ITS SO MANY PEOPLE WITH POWER WHO R REALLY AFRAID.CORPORATIONS,LEAGUES ETC R AFRAID.BILLIONAIRES R AFRAID .TRUMP N ELON THE ONLY 2 POWERFUL PEOPLE WITH NUTS TO DISAGREE OUT LOUD‼️WHAT IF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WAS TAKING FROM YOUR SON FOR NOT AGGREEING WITH CERTAIN THINGS N SPEAKING THE BIBLE, HOW WOULD U FEEL ? Hopefully Jaden Ivey gets gets another contract to feed his family despite his remarks ‼️ BOOSIE 💯