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@Derahobs Always see any 1 naira man gives you as a gbese, that's why you need to reject some offer from men, because some offer/ gifts comes with payback
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@nafiumohammad Imagine he sent it to your access bank how he want take call you directly aside going to the bank
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Someone mistakenly sent a sum of "Two Million, two hundred and sixty thousand Naira only" (2,260,000) to my Opay yesterday, I was pressing my phone when I saw the notification on my Opay, I had to look again to be so sure. Yes, Indeed it's the sum of that amount. I kept pressing my phone knowing fully the owner would account to why he sent it... Then immediately my phone rang, I picked, it was a deep confusing voice, whom at the very best shall start with Salam, but I knew why he didn't. He was confused and stammering, I smiled and asked him to calmly say why he called. And so he began.
"Dan Allah ka taimakeni, nayi mistake ne na turo ma kudi" nace mai har nawa? Ya ce "Miliyan biyu da dubu dari biyu da sittin". Nace "Aiko ban gansu ba, ka tabbatar da nan ka turo su?" Yai wani dogon salati😅😅. I had to burst into a loud laugher and asked him to calm down, that I saw the cash and I'm sending it to him on the same number he sent it. He obliged while deeply thanking me. I did as promised, saved his number and shared him the receipt. Immediately, I received yet another notification of 50k from same number and I sent it back without further meditation, knowing fully it's a token of appreciation. I sent it not because I'm sufficient of the amount, no, the amount is a big percentage of my monthly salary but because I believe I don't have to be paid for being kind, and of course for doing what I must do. He called and was appreciating me like I liberate him from going to hell.
I thought, even if it's a business dealings, I'm certain the business profit would not be upto that 50k, or maybe it's a part saving from his savings, then why do I think I worth that huge amount for just being generous to what if I didn't he might still get back his money through legal proceedings. But alas! It happened and for good, we now became friends who Maybe would be of a greater benefit to eachother. But then a thought strikes me, why would one be using "Fintech accounts" to execute such a massive transaction? What if the Opay I'm using is a Tier that can't accommodate such amount and it immediately went on "Post No Debit" PND that I had to provide things to make an upgrade, or I bought a registered SIM card and was using it, what if I went to a POS guys far from my reach, transfer the money and crack the simcard, would I be traced and be arraigned?
Yes using "Fintech accounts" is secured, most of which were licensed and insured by both CBN and NDIC, but again, quick resolution is the my main concern here, how much time would it takes you to secure a court order for the immediately release of such mistakenly sent funds, not that alone, how many of the people using those accounts can formulate a very straight to the point mails to the appropriate units and department for reversal.? Many people have to forsaken their lost, mistaken or wrongly transferred funds due to lack of knowledge of how to retract their cash. No matter how dull one is, commercial Banks would have you covered, wherever you're and whatever language you speak, there's always someone at the front desk of conventional banks that would see to your complains and Resolution is quick. Most bank's "Service Level Agreement" SLA is 48hrs max and they'd avail you with the next step forward to better resolution. And for business owners, though, in the North, it's still Taboo collecting loans from Banks. But with those Conventional banks you have access to loans and business development consultancy... You can do better... Aliyu Tunde Muhammad Elyakub


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@Bigfendi4l So if to say he cash out 300k how he want take get 1 million give you
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I came across a random bet slip on SportyBet and copied the booking code. I shared it with my friend, and we both played it. The potential payout was ₦3.5 million.
By the time more than half of the matches had been played, only a few games remained. The cash-out offer was already showing ₦300,000. I quickly called him and suggested we cash out, since it was just a random bet and there was no guarantee the remaining games would go our way. He agreed to that.
I cashed out my own immediately, but he decided to let his continue. To my surprise, all the remaining games played out correctly, and he ended up winning the full ₦3.5 million.
He sent me a screenshot of the win and transferred ₦100,000 to me, saying it was "for appreciation." I sent the money back and told him he should send at least ₦1 million, especially since I was the one who gave him the code and had cashed out too early to avoid risk.
He called me greedy and refused to send anything more.
That was the moment I realized I had been keeping an ingrate as a friend. We’re no longer friends.

pretty Ari🌹🎀@ARIAREIGN180683
How did you find out your friend was not really your friend.
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@jidesanwoolu After the commissioning what next, no activity
How does this benefit a common man
Build more quality roads
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Today, I joined Governor Dapo Abiodun for the commissioning of the Gateway International Agro Cargo Airport, Ogun State, officially unveiled by His Excellency President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR.
It was a proud moment to witness a project that will strengthen food logistics, support farmers, and open up new opportunities for economic growth in our region.




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@Uchechukwubiaf4 Thank God for kanu who no gree make this animals enter igbo states some communities for don run finish
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People who’ve never touched the road will sit comfortably and tell others to go and hustle transportation forgetting that talk is cheap, but the engine, the stress, and the survival on that road are anything but total hypocrisy stop giving fake information keke is not 2.2m have you done the business your self lead the road Mr isaac
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@D_Captain_Kuku This one can't fill his car tank but is supporting tinubu, suffering and smilli2
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Tinubu is wicked. Yes, we agree
He's worse than Abacha. Yes, we know.
He's the worse president ever. Yes, we are aware.
He h@tes Nigerian. Yes,we know.
But you know what,we will vote him again and again
Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English

@NigeriaStories I go use 100 million buy house then use same 100 million buy 6ft no nahh
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Akwa Ibom is building a deep seaport at Oron.
The Ibom Deep Seaport, the Ibaka Seaport, sits on the Atlantic Ocean, right where the Bight of Bonny opens up.
When complete, it will be one of the most strategically positioned ports in West Africa.
Oil exports. Imports. Regional trade. Maritime jobs.
Oron already has the Maritime Academy.
Oron already has natural gas offshore.
Now it will have a world-class deep seaport.




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@GoziconC Do we have to clap for government for working for Nigerians with Nigeria money, not as if its from his pocket
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@Sistaliano Idiot, you don dey shift am to tribal war, God go help me spoil your life
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@de_generalnoni Expect more of this post from many of them, they have been paid heavily for this but unfortunately the main voters are tired of tinubu
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Peter Obi just secured sympathy votes for Tinubu with that post. Many of us were already outraged by the incident in Jos.
Whenever I feel like criticizing this government more strongly, Peter Obi reminds me that he could be even worse.
I would rather stick with Tinubu than support someone who seems inconsistent and unclear in his stance. Obi will never be President of Nigeria.
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@Sistaliano @callmemarken I will bring you back here in 2027 make sure you don't delete your tweet
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@renoomokri Expect some of these tweets from many, they have been paid heavily for that, but Nigeria can't make mistakes again by voting tinubu
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Like His Boss, Abacha, Peter Obi Has Innocent Blood On His Hands!
Please fact-check me: Under Peter Obi, as Governor of Anambra, almost 1,000 young men were killed, not by bandits or terrorists, but by Peter Obi's Anambra State security network, headed by the notorious James Nwafor (pictured here with Obi, his boss).
And after killing them, their corpses were not handed over to their families for burial; rather, just like Idi Amin did in Uganda, their bodies were dumped in the Ezu River, Anambra, for crocodiles to feast on.
Today, this same Peter Obi is now accusing President Bola Tinubu of "Leadership Without Compassion".
What happened in Plateau is unfortunate and regrettable. However, Nigerians would rather have a leader who kills the bandits and terrorists that want them dead, than a pretender, like Peter Obi, who kills their sons and daughters without first finding out whether they are innocent or guilty!
And if Peter Obi could not secure small Anambra, how can he secure big Nigeria?
Reno Omokri
Ambassador Designate to Mexico. Gospeller. Deep Thinker. #TableShaker. #1 Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years. Hodophile. Hollywood Magazine Humanitarian of the Year, 2019. Business Insider Influencer of the Year, 2022. 21st Most Talked About Person in Africa, 2024.

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