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Nigeria Katılım Eylül 2022
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ÒSÒÓSÍ tha god
ÒSÒÓSÍ tha god@Sholabaggio·
Whenever Peter Obidiots abvse and call Tinubu drug dealer. I call Peter Obi drug dealer too, they get angry and start asking me for evidence. I ask them to provide evidence that Tinubu was Convicted for Drug dealing. They can't provide none, Stoopid ânîmâls.
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@Arewa_Source We all agree that innocent Christians and Muslims are being killed unjustly in Nigeria. The killings are being done by fulanis, bandits and terrorists, all allegedly professing islamic faith. Christians cry out and allege genocide. Muslims should also cry out and allege genocide.
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Arewa Source
Arewa Source@Arewa_Source·
A cultism clash in Jos, Plateau State but the narration has been changed into a Christian Genocide propaganda and international media is already reporting it without waiting for official statement from Nigerian authorities. They are trying to burn this country down!
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@dipoaina1 Comedy???? Kai! You guys are desperately and unsuccessfully tying to silence him. He will continue to make skits just like other comedians. You should go about your legitimate business too.
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@wlcback14 He is an advocate of good governance. We know that. You know that. Your false claim cant change it. Good will triumph over evil.
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Dr. Yoruba .
Dr. Yoruba .@wlcback14·
This is the face of a Yoruba hater. He make his money living in Yorubaland and still hate the people. His number : 08061351366 His email: kevinblakcreativez@gmail.com His employer: support@veloremit.com He live in lekki Pls retweet for wider audience.
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@Olaolu_thaniel Political satire. Thats what he does, and he is good at it. Your claims are wrong, immoral and coming from not a good place.
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Thaniel
Thaniel@Olaolu_thaniel·
Every other creator were using skits to make us laugh, do adverts and pass unbiased message. E reach this boy own @KevinblakC (Governor Amuneke), he turn am to tribalism💔🤣🤡 We were following him blindly till he exposed himself! imagine someone that earns a living from criticizing government too wants to drag SOWORE for calling out Alex Otti for claiming to spend 600 billion on capital projects in 3 years yet cannot point to 10 completed project in the 4th year worth 10 billion. If you are devoid of ideas, try another line of hustle cos why would you make yourself face of bigotry?
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@BachelorIdan All comedians tease each other's tribes, including theirs. He is not an exception. You cant turn a joke into what it is not. It remains a joke. Grow up!
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Bachelor of Idan
Bachelor of Idan@BachelorIdan·
Skits are meant to make us laugh, relax or to pass an unbiased message. E reach this Ibo boy, he turn am to tribalism. If you are devoid of ideas, try another line of hustle Why would you make yourself face of beegotry?
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@Ceff_Init_G @HQNigerianArmy How? Is it because he is speaking out for the voiceless victims of terror attacks? Where is your outrage at such mindless killings going on in Nigeria?
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Kelvin Odu'a.
Kelvin Odu'a.@Toluxkelv·
Meet this rough face cursed refugee bigot who ran from his backward region to make money in Yoruba land like many of his brothers. He is a nyamiri bigot who disrespects Yoruba people with his content. ONJRAY
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@SAKarounwi_Esq Your choice. Good for you. One question though - where has he led before and what were his achievements?
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Duchess of Bourdillon!
Duchess of Bourdillon!@duchessmabboud·
Mehn I can’t even imagine Peter Obi being my president. One step forward, five steps back. God abeg!
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@QuatreGist A comedian, thats what he is, specialising in political satire. Take his message or not but he is NOT a bigot. Rest this hoax, please.
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Quatre Gist 🇧🇯
Quatre Gist 🇧🇯@QuatreGist·
He lives in Lekki, Èkó, Yorubaland, yet still has the audacity to slur and denigrate Our Precious Yoruba women by calling them infectious... He is up for dragging... This is his x handle. #ThinkYorubaFirst
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@SameAsake He is NOT a bigot. Political satire only. Take the lessons from it and move on. He is not your problem. Your political leaders are.
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Bunny@SameAsake·
That useless man wears agbada to criticize politicians while using a Yoruba name for a community in his skits, but wears Isi Agu and a winter cap to speak on the demolition of illegal buildings that belong to Igbo in Lagos State. A stinking Bigot
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@fimiletoks How much is it costing us to subsidise our politicians and their corruption?
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Dr. Toks 🦇
Dr. Toks 🦇@fimiletoks·
Sunday piece... A subsidy of N500 per litre which will bring the cost of petrol to about N800 will cost us N30bn daily and N900bn monthly for the first month and trust the number to go up with fraud in subsequent months. N5.4trn in 6 months. Plug and play the figures for your targeted pump price eith subsidy. N900bn is 50% of the FAAC shared in February which means subsidy will reduce revenues by 50%. No state except Lagos, Delta and Rivers can absorb this shock in their budgets based on projected revenue and dependency on FAAC. They won't be able to pay salaries and fund The FG's budget deficit will also worsen which means we have to go back to ways and means. With ways and means, inflation and Naira devaluation is sacrosanct. Looking at the FG projections - $60 per barrel and 1.84m barrel per day production. Even though oil prices have gone up, our production shortfall counters the gain massively. We also have forward contract obligations to meet with crude. We would have made a windfall with a production over 2m bpd. With Executive order 9, conservatively we can estimate a monthly Excess crude account inflow at $15m - $20m daily. Conservatively even the money from Excess crude prices can't pay the subsidy requirement so we need to borrow to pay it. While Cardoso will be looking at boosting our reserves, Wale will be eyeing the fund to pay some of our debt obligations while a percentage of accrued FAAC should be deployed to cushion the effects of the unwarranted global oil increase. What can the government cut? Nothing, the police is recruiting, Army is recruiting, forest guards are coming onboard and we are spending on insecurity with a debt in trillions hanging above the power sector. Growth in Non oil revenue is now as important as ever. Challenging times for Cardoso, Mr. Wale Edun, Mr. Zach and Mr. Taiwo. Caveat - This post is for people with a certain level of IQ.
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Kashami
Kashami@welcomekashami·
Today every one saw the quality that makes Peter Obi the best man for the job of President in Nigeria. Recently, I hear some Nigerians say: “Peter Obi is too soft. Nigeria needs a strong man. He is too kind. We don’t need a nice person.” Anytime I hear that, I just feel like giving them a hug and saying, I understand with you, but hear me out. I understand because many of us have been oppressed, harassed, and insulted our whole lives, by parents, teachers, banks, police, army, politicians, LASTMA, agberos, conductors, lecturers, even class reps. We got so used to it that we now see empathy and love as weakness. As if we do not deserve kindness. We do not even hug our own family members or say “I love you” we call it a sign of weakness. But it is actually strength, unity, and love. I am not finished We have been conditioned to admire “strong men” who insult and treat us like slaves. Some of us are now addicted to that kind of leadership. But let me tell you the truth, Empathy is one of the most important qualities a leader can have, especially with the massive power that comes with the office of President. Peter “Empathy” Obi is the clear example. Even his critics admit it. A man with real empathy will not wake up on his first day in office and announce “subsidy is gone,” turning millions of lives upside down overnight. He would implement it better. Today you can’t afford eggs, milk, or fish, all because we voted for “strong men” with zero empathy, who don’t care whether ordinary people live or perish. If you say you don’t want Peter Obi because he is “too nice,” let me ask you honestly: Would you rather have leaders like the minister who boasts about seizing people’s land? Or the one who owes someone and then uses police to oppress them? Or the kind that insults your parents and destabilizes a whole state for selfish reasons? Or the senator who says “If you like, go and protest, we will be eating”? Are those the “strong men” we truly want? The strong men you admire were busy attending weddings and festivals while over 160 people were killed and many kidnapped in Woro, Kwara State in February. They blocked Peter Obi from visiting Benue to comfort suffering people after failing to protect them. A heartless leader can sleep peacefully in Abuja while 200 Nigerians are slaughtered in Benue. How would you feel if it was your own family in those IDP camps or in Woro? Would you still pray for a “strong man” or a leader with empathy who will not rest until every terrorist and kidnapper is dealt with and every part of Nigeria is safe? Think about it deeply. When you are done, drop every excuse. Go and register with INEC. Vote for the kind of leadership Nigeria truly deserves in 2027. Which kind of leader do you really want, the one with empathy and understanding, or one who rules with cold iron fist? Be honest in the replies.
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Festus Ekpen@ekpenmarvel·
@Magixlamy_ Ok. Thank you. Anything else? Good. So worry less. Go and celebrate nau!
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Dr Alhaji Kowope Cole 🇳🇬🇸🇸
Any Ticket Without Atiku Is Dead On Arrival Any Ticket With Atiku Is Also Dead On Arrival Goodluck To Everyone Involved
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@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
"If you are looking for people who destroyed this country from 1999-2015, they are in the ADC. If you are looking for people who destroyed Nigeria from 2015-2023, they are in the ADC..." - Shehu Sani
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