Allan {a.k.a. RocKITEman} 🇺🇲 🇮🇱 ✝️

FWIW: I added "a.k.a. RocKITEman_2001" to my name here on Twitter. While "US Coast Guard Kiteman" is one of my online nicknames -- including the version I use here on this site -- I use the RocKITEman thing more often.

@sizzle_sarah ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Good morning from Florida, where patriotism is high and Sharia Law doesn’t apply. 🤗

@atensnut "What a total maroon." — Bugs Bunny

🤣🤣🤣

@___SPAZ___ One for each hand...😉

😝

@1Pied_Piper GM!

Good Morning and Happy Hump Day. 🐫 🌵🌞✝️

@MsAshBash420 She likes to dance to the BEAT of any drummer...🤭

@EmilySm43 I'm more concerned about old age than covid.

Be brutally honest 🤔

@trumplicans2024 NOPE

are you?

@Marlayna29 THIS IS YOUR BRAIN. THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS. ANY QUESTIONS?

What’s your response?

@clerpatriot Aim my revolver and BANG!

GENUINE QUESTION: If a massive, hungry grizzly is charging straight at you, is this what you're supposed to do?! Roar louder than the bear itself?!

@MsAshBash420 TBF you were not all that specific...🤭

@AntiWokeMemes À 🍆 means 100% MAN

Liberal Man says “I am dating a TRANS WOMAN and people say that I am GAY for doing it.” What is your response to him?

@NoDMsPerfavore Revolver...😊

Sig on the nightstand, Glock in the waistband? 🔫

@EmilySm43 Beyonce

This has got to be the toughest yet…

Ok yall, today was infusion day. I tried to keep up but with X not loading for me and having this medication hangover, I'm barely functioning better than Joe Biden. I may or may not be back on tonight. I hope yall had a tasty and terrific Tuesday!

@___SPAZ___ 😉

@Sassafrass_84 I'm not so sure I'm seeing a human being,

I looked at you, and all I saw was a man with bad hair dye and make-up that is from the trailer park. I ain't buying what you are selling.

@AntiWokeMemes 🍆

What do these four have in common?

@ReneeOrchard I was going to say "Women," but that works too...🤭

Funny but true 🤣🤪💦💦

@EmilySm43 LEFTIST

🤔

@janninereid1 Uh, no.

Yeah....I don't think that's accurate. 🧐