Shagging Spitfires

@adamhollioake in his second year at Kent. ❤️💙🐴

You boys are superb. Unreal 1st innings from Big Dick Dudge, Well Hung Hasan in the second, and serious runs and red ball form for Beaver Basher Benjamin. Gowan the fucking shaggers! #ShaggingSpitfires

@willis_macp Alright Will, we’re not that bad 🤣

More desperate times for Lancashire as a cricket club. The problems start right at the top

@QwentyJ Worries me this one

Hope he gets a ton and a Michelle Pfeiffer. A bit concerned how we're letting one of our best young players be loaned out but can only hope its a short term fix only

Thank god Smellovision hasn’t properly been done yet. Nothing worse than getting the smell of fake tan, BO and Poverty to come through the TV from a game at Essex. #somethingsdontchange #Grim #VivalaSpitfires

Massive game this, Mon’ the Spitfires❤️💙

May well have missed it and theirs probably a good chance I have. But is there any update on Muyeye? When/if he’s looking to be back?

The greatest white ball competition on earth

Most successful hate watch since Saturday. #BackZakDontCrack

Hate Essex. Dartfords a shithole anyway more than happy with them to crack on and have it. (Sorry to anyone who still lives there, I got out whilst I could)

@lintott23 @KentCricket You’re so good please stay. #LengthyLintott

Some win that!! Lovely finish to the bank holiday. ✈️🫡 ☀️ @KentCricket

@SussexCCC Hell of a Powerplay but to then go and lose is a real special effort, credit where it’s due 👏🏻👏🏻

That was a BRUTAL powerplay. 🚀🚀🚀 We smacked 92 runs from our opening SIX overs. 🫨

@SussexCCC Yeah you were in the end tbf

Smoked.

These two gave me erections today. Forrester looks serious player. 100% what we needed #ashaggerisborn #ShaggingSpitfires #ShaggersWin

@Thomasdc05 @SussexCCC Oh you fucker, yeah done me there fair play. @KentCricket give them the points…. Shit

@UpTheKent @SussexCCC Could be worse, could be from Kent

Defeat in Canterbury.

@SussexCCC HaassAnyone Seen Sussex Sharks Paul Farbrace Tymal Mills’ half volleys Three Bridges Arundel Ollie Robinsons Tiktoks Danny Lamb, Danny Lamb can you hear me Danny Lamb 92 off the Powerplay Danny Briggs’s return Jofra Archer your boys took one heellllll of a beatingggg!

@Thomasdc05 @SussexCCC

@SussexCCC I mean it’s just the most obvious catch ever but sure because Crawley whined it’s not out

@vblock @Middlesex_CCC 🎣

@UpTheKent @Middlesex_CCC Middlesex 13 titles, Kent 7. What’s your excuse? 🤔

It wasn't meant to be today, but thank you for your outstanding support at Lord's this evening.

Back having a Blast 💥

@vblock @Middlesex_CCC What’s your excuse in Red ball?

@Middlesex_CCC It’s never meant to be. I’ve said it before, but Middlesex should just withdraw from all forms of limited overs cricket. Save everybody a lot of time and money.