Vortex

Posing as an employee of a defense contractor and giving out false information to foreign assets as a dating strategy

@Fromzionshill @NoMaleSelfies

@Vortexoid @NoMaleSelfies Im litewally 5 2

i think it's fine if men lie about their height as long as im not the one being lied to

trying to imagine what it's like to have divorced parents and getting really sad and scared and crying

You, dear reader, are surely familiar with the concept of a braless au pair. However, can you by chance imagine an au pair whose wardrobe includes nothing but a pair of stirrup leggings?

What is rizz? Sigma don’t mog me, don’t mog me, no more

I have it on good authority that the new Ayatollah is hiding at the Cato Institute headquarters

@MiladySpice Don’t drink the KOLaid!

i’m gonna KOL myself

@MiladySpice mifoidy

i hereby pronounce you mifoidy and mimoidy

I’m building a team

@NBHDCRYPTO Every day, between 6 and 7 PM, a man in an Amazing Hulk costume will imitate a sexual act with the car and then leave.

@Vortexoid Okay banksy

no low balls. It’s a 2025

@NBHDCRYPTO I was actually gonna leave it there and turn it into an art installation

@Vortexoid Deal. You gotta tow it tho, I think it the battery nothin major

@goonageddon Some may say they are also getting bigger

women are not getting any younger

@ragebaitverse That’s a pretty chill list

The only KOL tier list you'll ever need.

I have acquired this curious looking character

@Emprider I’m not in the platoon community yet

has anyone in the splatoon community killed anyone

@zacxbt @pepeDRT Getting into a head-on collision on the crypto bridge and getting paralyzed from the neck down

vibe coding a crypto bridge that's a bridge so you can bridge while you bridge

to rape and to be raped is such a beautiful thing

@MiladySpice yippeemogging

@Vortexoid yaymaxxing

i love everyone and i love replying to comments online. i will never think i am better than others or sell my soul for internet clout or money. always truemaxxing