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Not now babe I’m busy posting cringe

@daniellellecco Lmaoooo

my husband has one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen; that’s why I had his child; and I am not such a sucker for a beautiful face, but I always wanted to give a beautiful face to my child, and now I have; my son has a beautiful face as well; he looks just like me

@therogueslayer2 @d_shquibs @FalconryFinance Also the honey + crackers

@d_shquibs @WebCoderz @FalconryFinance The way he did his intro is very obviously inspired if you’ve watched a lot of outdoor boys

⁉️ DID YOU KNOW ⁉️ Sodium benzoate can react with ascorbic acid (vitamin C) or citric acid in beverages to form benzene, a cancer-causing chemical, particularly when exposed to heat and light.

@DverseMentality Damn it’s 51 savage

"Haitian Jack and Suge Knight were calling to find out where 50 Cent was" 🔥👀🤯 During our exclusive interview with Sha Money XL, the "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'" executive producer revealed to us what was the decision making process behind the title of the record. 50 actually chose the name based on the fact that he was literally being searched to be k****d on his path to success.

@lolitadiariess It’s selfish fr

Why do women marry men they don’t wanna fuck??

@jakehalloran1 @mattparlmer Yea this is what I’ve always heard too and they like had some weirdly complex steam wash system or some shit so I’m honestly not surprised; that ship had a lot of firsts for a navy ship

What’s worse, US Navy flagship can’t dodge missiles and they’re lying about it or US Navy flagship sailors are so incompetent that they didn’t get rid of dryer lint?

@TheWapplehouse So real. My town invented this shit -> million dollar mile

This is just small how small Southern towns fund their local police departments

@powerbottomdad1 There’s absolutely no better time

is 4 days into having a baby a good time to slip a disc? asking for a friend

@mikadontlouz ChatGPT my life is a movie fr

Updating my friends on the weekend I just had, but it’s just ChatGPT, Claude, and Claude in my terminal on rotation.

@CrazyFrogBing Stick to the plan

My past two boyfriends have been 6ft white boy software engineers. Should I continue the pattern or Switch it up.

@boneGPT @w6mpirzyca Is it worth it???

@w6mpirzyca sometimes you just gotta goy out

guys ive been playing crimson desert for 13 hours straight

@izzyz 😭 😭 shipment took 6 weeks too, “honey they’re aged ribeyes”

@WebCoderz "i got you some snacks and a sweater" package is raw steaks wrapped in a sweater

Get your lady friend something she will absolutely appreciate in life. Get your lady friend a Temu ribeye. Bitches love Temu ribeyes

@mattparlmer So real for this one

How confident are we in the security of US power plant PLCs?

@ShawnChittle @wmata Yea the metro here is fire I looovvve the architecture it never ceases to amaze me

When I first got to DC in 2020 from NYC I was homesick. I didn’t know anyone here and it wasn’t easy to make friends. The one thing that I missed the most was the subway. I’d ask about it and people thought I meant the sandwich place. “We call it the Metro here” — so I quickly learned! When I finally ventured down to one of the stations — it was Woodley — I couldn’t believe my eyes. I descended into what could only be described as a futuristic vision of what modern transit is meant to be. Logan’s Run, Blade Runner, or Star Wars — it feels like science fiction. It’s clean, fast, friendly, and a wonder for the eyes. I marveled at it for so long I almost missed my first train! I’m a Red line rider. Apps will tell me it takes “so” long to get to a place. WMATA always gets me there much faster than estimated. My friends like I’m always early but it’s not me! The DMV is spread out, but the Metro makes quick work of the distances. I don’t think I would have stayed here had it not been for this system, which — even after 5 years — leaves me with a sense of wonder and joy.

We’re celebrating 50 YEARS serving the DMV with a special ride you don’t want to miss! 🎉 Tell us what Metro means to you (via comment or DM) for a chance to join us on an exclusive trip Fri, March 27 🥳 We’ll have special giveaways, music, & more! Enter by March 24 at 12 pm

We used to be a proper country; our billionaires , the vanguards of capitalism, they used to build towns to house thousands of people close to the factories they owned. Now they just build data centers to house their AI waifus

@kenwheeler I would move to Miami in an instant and live life like a Everglades gator hunter

i think miami has a chance. moreso than austin. i’ve worked in a lot of places and miami has been one of my favorites.