strangerTM

I've been offered cigarettes and alcohol more times than I have been offered a hug

I can't wait to be the version of me that actually knows wtf is going on

Born to chill, forced to feel

@_siiphaa Bro said productivity can wait 😭

i love us genZ’s .. the youngest at the office asked for a day off today cos his going through a break-up 😭

when you ask your chubby girlfriend to give you doggy 😭😭

@feyiszn Weird insecurity

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

@DrewVento Bro mad at people for surviving another year 😭

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

@autumn1359 Shyness is an underrated nerf

you have a better chance at getting a gf by being openly misogynistic and homophobic than being shy

@leodey4uu Some surnames carried weight for no reason at all

People who were called by their surname in school were elite.

@g4na_xo Heavy on the great sense of humour

At the end of the day you lowkey just need a pretty chalant girl with a great sense of humor who threatens to beat you up once or twice

Bedtime used to be punishment but now it's luxury

Nothing's wrong but nothing's right either

@larrycruizze Word

@_strangertm Expect disappointment and you’ll never get disappointed

Start your day by lowering your expectations twin

@Ayozeszn Felt...

how it feels when you stop taking everything personally and start observing.

@DailyDoseopm Sure

@_strangertm Mutuals?

@Kennedy12005 The trap is real

One really needs to break out from this paradox, which is the government designed to keep us poor and limited.

@CityJhay I know right

@_strangertm Lmao, you should tho 😑

I don't lack motivation, I don't just follow it

@CityJhay No time to waste lol

Random conversation between my bae and I today: “Babe, I want to eat Chicken Pie”. “Ohh, I'll give you hot dog instead”. “Aww, where is it??” “Between my legs”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂