The Saracen

@A_Dan_Rainbow McCall is forced to play him.

Hurts criticising him because of what he’s given to Saracens but Faz is struggling. we desperately need to address our issues at 3-10-12-13, we have no plan past first phase Not all on the coaches, they can plan all they want but if the spine isn’t there nothing will change

@LUFCHistory We welcome him back to miss open goals for us.

So Calvert-Lewin dropped from the England squad for the Japan game, his World Cup dream over, ok he missed a chance but what did Solanke do…fuck all. Get back to Leeds and keep us up. Fuck that German bastard and fuck England! #lufc

@BBCRLSport @5liveSport He comes across everytime we hear him as a complete fucking wanker.

🐯 | Geoff Parling has confirmed that he's received an apology from the Prem's official TV Broadcaster, after an incident pre-match. The incident has been clipped up and shared widely on social media. 🔗 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0…

@AndyMitten Why is it cruel? Wales fucked up their penalties after apparently practicing all week!

Wales and Republic of Ireland not going to the World Cup after losing on penalties. Football can be a cruel sport.

@ITVRugby @premrugby @Saracens @SaintsRugby No rivalry here, Saints are far far better than Saracens.

💥 Rivalry renewed 💥 Saracens take on Northampton Saints this weekend 🏉 @premrugby | @Saracens | @SaintsRugby

@GreggAWallace You sad sad sex pest.

Make somebody smile with a Cameo message

@NewsMurray Dopey bollocks

Sky TV has been given the go-ahead to obtain personal bank details of dodgy-box users. Surely that's a breach of GDPR law?

@A_Dan_Rainbow Way way too old and shite now. Venter will have him out in 5mins.

Was not expecting that!! Would be weird not seeing Daly and George together! Surely means we won’t be making many other signings unless Daly has took a huge pay cut…

@richardajkeys Shut up you stupid rat faced twat.

It’s so sad to read about John Toshack & his issues with dementia. Why do people with influence in our game keep denying that heading a football is a major contributing factor? Of course it is. We’ve lost too many to this terrible problem. Big love Tosh ❤️.

@richardajkeys @beINSPORTS_EN Fuck off you rat faced cheating arse wipe.

My Arabic colleagues tell me we shouldn’t rule out a move back to Italy for Salah @beINSPORTS_EN 👊🏻

@GreggAWallace You sad sad sack of sex pest shite.

Leek n Potato Soup

@GreggAWallace You sad sad sex pest nonce.

Pasta Pancetta

@LeeJarvis10 @JiffyRugby We're there NUMBERS?!!!😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

The Prince Of Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JiffyRugby recieving his CBE 🏅 from Prince William. Very Very well deserved 👏

@QuinsFOTS Fucking fantastic! You clowns are absolutely pathetic!😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Rumours confirmed

@AnythingRugbyy Hahaha absolutely fantastic! Let's hope there is religation next season because you clowns are going down!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

I'm genuinely so angry. £500,000 to spend on a new coach setup and we end up with Gilmore as head coach? The bloke who's got us rooted firmly in 9th with some of the most predictable rugby ever played? What a thorough review process that was

@RugbyInsideLine Hahaha more clowns at the poop!

🃏 OFFICIAL: HARLEQUINS COACHING SETUP CONTIRMED 🇳🇿 Robbie Deans - Performance Director 🇦🇺 Jason Gilmore - Head Coach 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Rob Hunter - Forwards Coach

@QuinsFOTS This gets funnier and funnier!😂😂😂😂 We definitely need religation next season because you lot of clowns are definitely going down!😂😂😂 Ohh what fun.

Harlequins Following months of discussions, the club’s global headhunt has led them to a man who is already in the building. Jason Gilmore is now favourite to be appointed head coach, Revealed: How Quins' global coaching headhunt has unfolded mol.im/a/15672859 via @MailSport

@GreggAWallace Sad sad sex pest pervert.

Veggies

@ThaEuropeanLad Just a brain dead thicko ex footballer.

Never knew Joe Cole was fluent French. Wait for it...🤣🤣🤣😭

@donhutch4 Dead man walking.

I couldn’t agree more mate. I honestly think this has been a nuts season for most. Liverpool💩Chelsea💩M City (in transition,they will be back next season) Villa latley. I know fans are emotional👍🏼 Ide Give Eddie Howe this summer and next season. Surley he deserves that 🏆