avery | ⚢⚧︎ | first of six

not suibait just a genuine apology

im sorry for everyone who has ever had the displeasure of interacting with me

@ecstasysystem YESSSSS

@averydotavi liking it 5 times to tip the scales

can gay men stop liking my armpit post that landed on entirely the wrong side of the algorithm

@Dennis03021876 I AM A LESBIAN WOMAN !!!

@averydotavi Great pits

i have an influx of nsfw accounts following me on here for whatever reason; this is NOT the account for that, and the account for it isnt even mine

@WitchEyeBella @spokenclaw @Liv_Agar one of the only good things to come out of the brian herbert books was this explanation for the houses

@spokenclaw @Liv_Agar One of the few things I liked about the son's prequel work is how it set the Agamemnon thing up as exactly that, that there was only a "House Atriedes" because a technofascist chud got obsessed with ancient Greece. Incredibly true to life prediction

This component of how Dune talks about lineage is so funny to me. Like I'm sure he is a descendent of Atreus, virtually every human would be

@dykepiv it is okay really it is you just have to diversify… the ecosystem is overrun by puppies we need some balance in our ecological and evolutionary schema

@averydotavi me when i realize i'm truly one of many it/she puppygirls with a complicated relationship with girlhood (oversaturated field in the queer girl world)

me when i realize im not the only she/it/fae elfgirl and that my connection with the elves isnt really as important to others as it is to me

@coiledvertebre going in my transfem muad'dib folder

Oh Paul ❤️‍🩹

@localtryansfem @RatTickler26 im not doing this again cant trick me nuh uh no way 🙂‍↔️

Hello I am terrified of armpits if you have a hairy armpit please don’t post it in quote tweets ahhhhhhhhh so scaryyyy!!!

nobody quite prepares you for the checking the windows part of psychosis

I had no friends when I was 10 because I was a chud child with bad vibes. They should have kidnapped and slaughtered me

@porouscandle @Doggy_Bitez no i am saying the little tester thing is wrong i have very much so been Touched for better and for worse

@averydotavi @Doggy_Bitez No its quite beautiful. Never let yourself get Touched ever it taints the soul a darkest shade of tar

huh.

@Doggy_Bitez i am pure and untouched or something idk it is Wrong

@averydotavi congrats on the virginity i guess 🫶

can we do some hermeneutics can we do some exegis

"light cant pass between universes but gravity can" what the hell, sure.

one of alice's moots is spreading hate on one of my moots what is going on i hate being semi-aware of her life's happenings

@catseatheadres7 YOU CUT OUT MY FAVORITE PART!! i love aa's incredulous reaction she is Literally Me

oh here we fucking go with the soberist bullshit again #BRAINDEAD #RETARDED #LIKETRUFFLEFARMERS

@vorphie junior year math teacher singlehandedly revived both my nerd pride & my love of learning and mathematics and encouraged me to keep doing stuff w/ my life & my theatre director was the first adult in my life to treat me like a person, i have had so many life-changing teachers

can anyone say nice things about their teacher so i can stop crying about possibly picking the wrong career