Nick the Noticer

If your worldview is based on the Gramscian Axioms of 1) moving the world more left is good 2) Any method can be used to accomplish rule 1 3) Neutrality is in opposition to both rules 1&2 Then you are human scum

@Bad_____bunny99 We're gonna extract your cum Mark, earth needs this

Why didn't Cecil create a fake clinic for Atom Eve's abortion, extract the fetus from her unharmed using GDA's tech and raise it so it can be used for Earth's defense ?

@MissPookems LOTR Conquest for sure. It was the old Star Wars Battlefront, but LOTR

‼️GAMERS ONLY‼️ Whats one "dead" game, you'd revive rn if you could?

@TiredActor Food too wet, and stirred too often

Why is the pan browning and not the food

@SMB_Attorney Yeah, i only drink turpentine mixed with thumb tacks to show that I'm a man

If your boyfriend drinks whiskey like this, you don’t have a boyfriend, you have a girlfriend

@dhe3g and nigs never had a written language, or the wheel, until Europeans showed them

@stonewall1312 Nintendo could never

i wanted to play chrono trigger, so i went to pirate it. i looked up what console i should pirate it for. i found square enix has released it on steam for a fair price, so i bought it there. square enix successfully stopped piracy just by letting me buy their game. its that easy

@caligroyp @Alhaji_dubaa Except human viltrumute children don't get their powers until adolescence

@Alhaji_dubaa If this had proper writing they would have made it so that she tried to get an abortion but the viltrumites fetus was invincible or something

Number of Viltrumites killed. Oliver - 0 Atom Eve- 1

@Maniac_McMillan @MaceAhWindu "no, don't let women become breeders for the viltrumutes, I would rather have billions die instead" dumbass

@MaceAhWindu No and die like a fucking man instead of bending over and letting 40 earth women and men get beat into submission and raped... id rather die than be a breeding farm for an opressive alienoid race...

What, and I cannot stress enough, the fuck* was he supposed to say?

@minilol Who do you play? Because I have also found the frustration to be very matchup dependent

i’ve never found mel to be frustrating to play against. ur all just bad i think

@Drinkmore28 Did you, in fact, get that W?

Let's get this W guys

@_HeartlessKy @LoL_Saynnn @drewlevin 54% win rate in Emerald, +19 -22 so I literally stay hardstuck even with a positive win rate, unless I get a lucky win streak

@LoL_Saynnn @drewlevin I have 60~63% of win rate and I’m doing +19 -22 👏🤣

XD surely i can get rank 1 back when skew has somewhat normal mmr, +10-32 XDDDDDD @drewlevin

@Taureanpeach It's not the ring itself, it's the consistent way the people with them act

For the broskis who actually dislike septum jewelry, how come? Of course, your preference is your preference, so no one is crying about that, but ive seen a few who are like EEEEYUCK and I just wanna know what about it makes them gag.

@Meza_UCH @dpmlol Because most smolders don't even get their 225 stack passive. Probably 80% of the smolders I see, the game ends before they hit their final spike

@dpmlol surprised there's no smolder here

Best champions in games that last more than 35 minutes by win rate delta 📊

@bipbopbup6 Damn, this even happens in challenger 😭😭 I thought as I climbed my bot lanes would stop feeding

i wonder what my botduo is up to during this brea-

@rathal999 @Raivov1 And if I was getting even LP win vs loss, I would climb a division every 100 games. Or if I was +22 -18, reversing what I get, I would climb 3 divisions and be diamond in 100 games.

@basedcatman @Raivov1 as i said, you are unable to climb, cuz you are bad at the game. 52% is average, meaning u belong in this elo. if you were better than the average emerald player, you would be consistently winning more games, thus climbing

tf is my mid ornn account on? 18lp in gold what

@TheActMan_YT Nothing new or interesting has really been added since matriarch, and expedition reset isn't worth it

I haven't played ARC Raiders in a month, I thought the game was a Masterpiece for what it was. Can someone explain why it's losing players? I can't imagine the game got worse or anything like that

@rathal999 @Raivov1 52% win rate is a positive win rate. I win more than I lose But over 100 games, if I win 52 and lose 48, I'm down 120LP, even with a positive win rate.

@basedcatman @Raivov1 lemme fix that for u: unable to climb cuz im bad at the videogame

@Ironable I'm not going to take anything an Indian has to say about media seriously.

IGN has to be ragebaiting atp

@Hoopss And they are using EBT funds to do it. Literal fraud

There’s an entire subset of the population in America who sells “Plates” off of facebook marketplace for like $15-$40 dollars and its just people cooking from their kitchen selling food