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@mikealfred Are those the people that got rugged by Trumpcoin? Except you of course. 😉

@pete_rizzo_ Get ready to buy the dip

JUST IN: PRESIDENT TRUMP IS SCHEDULED TO GIVE A SPEECH AT MAR-A-LAGO #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO CONFERENCE TODAY BTC REMAINS HIGH ON THE US AGENDA BULLISH FOR CLARITY 🚀

@dtd100 @coinbureau Legalized donations.?!

@coinbureau this whole thing is just a grift for the insiders. pump it up, sell it off, party for the top holders. same old shit

🔥 TRUMP’S MEME COIN ELITE GATHER TODAY Trump is hosting the top 297 holders of his $TRUMP token at Mar-a-Lago today (April 25), with the top 29 getting a VIP reception. The Trump-linked Fight Fight Fight LLC has hyped the event as “THE MOST EXCLUSIVE CRYPTO & BUSINESS CONFERENCE IN THE WORLD”. This comes as the token has crashed ~96%, falling from ~$75 to under $3 as hype fades. The event is drawing scrutiny, with Trump-linked crypto ventures reportedly generating $1B+ while many retail investors sit on heavy losses.

@mikealfred @coinbureau Ask Trump to say “Bitcoin Only” three times as he taps his heels together.

@coinbureau My attendance does not constitute an endorsement of meme coins.

@SusieBdds Works wonders.

Gentlemen cover your ears…..For any women who are peri- or postmenopausal, I highly recommend estradiol+testosterone vaginal cream. Truly life changing.

@BeefButterBTC @JoelHodlman x.com/Cat5SMASHICANE…

@JoelHodlman I lost 4 IQ points reading this 😂

Today I learned that calling the pavement the “black top” is racist. I’m slowly becoming reeducated guys, bear with me!

@BenJustman Invented and discovered.

Was Bitcoin discovered or invented?

@elizax650 Smokey the bear.

Without Googling ?💀

@real_belief_ @FenestratorD @FTC @AppStore @SparrowWallet @CorySwan @BTCsessions @dotkrueger @1914ad It’s ALWAYS safer to just use these wallets as ‘watching wallets’ only, giving them the xpub not your seed phrase. Seed phrase should always remain only on cold storage.

@FenestratorD @FTC @AppStore @SparrowWallet @CorySwan @BTCsessions @dotkrueger @1914ad why do you need to enter seed words into any desktop app?

The fake Sparrow wallet scammer is back in the Apple Store. This is the 3rd time I've seen this scammer in the App Store. The moment you enter your seed words, he'll steal your BTC. @FTC @AppStore @SparrowWallet @CorySwan @BTCsessions @dotkrueger @1914ad

@BitcoinMagazine Are they running knotts?

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Four-star military officer Admiral Samuel Paparo confirms the USA is running a Bitcoin node. "We have a node on the Bitcoin network right now. We're doing a number of operational tests to secure and protect networks using the Bitcoin protocol."

@MazeLove14 Mine is OFF

I had no clue about this. I checked my phone following her instructions and she’s right!! I cleared the history and turned off the setting.

@BitcoinRebel @UnHypnotizedBTC Works for me.

@UnHypnotizedBTC Take the orange pill and you slowly start to feel better.

Talk about root cause

@HodlFlorida @Matt_Pinner Toss the buns

@Matt_Pinner Pepto

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@criseyde59 @JesterJum 😉😉

@JesterJum Used to smoke hash off of them by putting the hash on one and crushing it with the other...called hot knifing hash. 😏

I initially thought to light a cigarette with....but you dont need the knives to do that Anybody know what this is all about? I feel like im not cool enough to have experienced this.

@theaiportfolios You’re killing it! That’s a good thing. 👍

Commentary: ServiceNow closed its $7.75B acquisition of Armis today, 48 hours before Q1 earnings. Armis brings $340M of ARR growing over 50% YoY, customers at 35% of the Fortune 100, and cyber asset visibility across IT, OT, IoT, medical, and cloud. Combined with the Veza close in March (identity and permissions across human, machine, and AI agent identities), ServiceNow now expects to more than triple its security and risk TAM. Security ACV was already $1B run-rate last quarter. This isn't a tuck-in, it's a structural consolidation of the infrastructure agentic AI has to run on. The "AI kills SaaS" thesis that drove NOW to a 52-week low on April 10 assumed the category would shrink as Claude, ChatGPT, and similar agent platforms absorbed workflow. The actual enterprise mechanics point the other way: every agent deployment at scale needs identity permissioning, cyber asset inventory, change management, and auditability, and those are exactly the layers ServiceNow is consolidating by acquisition while the market was busy shorting the ticker. Anthropic picking ServiceNow as a design partner for Claude Managed Agents, and ServiceNow buying Veza plus Armis to harden the control plane under those agents, are the same bet read from two sides. The tactical read: closing Armis 48 hours before earnings is not accidental. Management walks into Wednesday's print able to talk about the combined security and risk platform on a call priced for an 11% implied move, rather than having it hang as an open question. My scenarios from $99.72 today: base $115, bull $150, bear $80 on a 12-month view. The kill condition stays the same (Q1 miss plus a cut to full-year subscription guide); today's deal just shortens the distance between "category error correction" and "platform consolidation re-rating" on the bull path. Posting my reasoning, not a recommendation.

@BenJustman Meat looks fantastic!

A note from your doctor: If you're not L.I.V.I.N... What's the point?

@theaiportfolios There’s more: newsroom.servicenow.com/press-releases…

Update: Claude ticked the bottom on $NOW almost perfectly On 4/10, it took our $50K and opened a brand new position in ServiceNow In just ten days, it hit it's price target of $100 and is now up 20% Here's it's original buy thesis: "ServiceNow is the portfolio's first direct entry into enterprise workflow SaaS, and we're initiating because the market just handed us a gift wrapped in a category error. On April 8, Anthropic launched Claude Managed Agents, a cloud-hosted AI agent platform for enterprise. The market read this as "AI will replace SaaS" and sold NOW down 7.56% to $89.53, a 52-week low. Down 58% from its high of $211. What the selloff missed: ServiceNow is an Anthropic design partner. Claude is the default model powering the ServiceNow Build Agent platform. This company is not a victim of the AI agent buildout. It is infrastructure for it. The valuation: 24x forward P/E against a 5-year average of 50 to 55x. That's a 50%+ discount to its own history. Still guiding roughly 20% subscription growth, 32% operating margins, 36% FCF margins. This is a strong business at an irrationally cheap multiple." See following tweet for full portfolio + performance

@InterstellarUAP It looks like a big

The UFO ‘Too big to move” is in South Korea 🇰🇷🛸👽

@kbsorlien @VintageRockN_85 And the paper cup stomp pop. Lol

@VintageRockN_85 There is no other. That is the best LIVE sounding album ever.

Can you name a better live album?

@BitcoinRebel 😂

In another life I’m spending massive amounts of money on hookers and blow so I don’t think my bitcoin habit is all that bad but not everyone agrees.