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I HATE MEN I HATE THEM THEY ALL SUCK IM NEVER BEFRIENDING A MAN EVER AGAIN FUCK THEM ALL THEIR INSANE EMOTIONAL IMMATURITY IS GONNA MAKE ME INTO A SERIAL KILLER

babys first bad review

@celaire_cc me when pixies twt popped up on my tl

i’ve stumbled upon #shtwt and #edtwt uh oh

@celaire_cc @TheTimomatic @arlongswife thats horrid,,, this is horrid news,, this affects our relationship

i have turned into @TheTimomatic @arlongswife now i smoke baccy cones coz im out of weed what have i become

watching nimue start the exact same hyper femme —> butch —> trans pipeline is funny as someone who experienced that pipeline at its fullest

old bald men do not have game dear jesus christ

my boss gave me a dead seahorse as a gift

i like that my deadname to mara is damiaan and that to her i was born a male and transitioned to a female

im actually gonna fuckin die laughing at these images

@haribonerz i WAS A TRENDSETTER I MEAN CMON THIS LITERALLY IS THE BLUEPRINT YOURE RIGHT!!!

@haribonerz no literally there really isnt anything good going on in bali anymore 😭😭😭 all i see is white girls going for spa trips

@haribonerz i did!! but she had some competition,,, i had this small plush of the squirrel from ice age and that dude got better treatment than anyone in my life. I used to force my mum to take photos of him everywhere like he was a part of the trip eating his ice cream

@haribonerz gahahah if you want a cheap overseas spa and relaxation trip thats all bali is good for now

@haribonerz i came back with a black baby doll ☝️😎

@haribonerz my father definitely did and still has it

@haribonerz 💪🐞and then i got to be all like “yeah the beads are from bali 😎” like that was my one chance at being cool

@celaire_cc 🥹🥹 thank u cutie

@blorgiebug i will buy your art 🥺

i love the idea of selling my art just to see other people hang it in their houses but also the fear no one would want that is strong

@haribonerz OMG I HAD THESE WHEN I CAME BACK FROM BALI AS A LIL GIRLLL😭😭😭

@celaire_cc SERIOUSLY why is he the funniest man ever, men shouldnt be funny 🥸🥸🥸🥸

@blorgiebug cleaning really is the most chill job ever with bosses LMFAO THIS IS GOLD! i’d pay to see you do that

had to deal with an annoying as guest today but my boss always cheers me up, NEXT ANNOYING GUEST I SEE IS GETTING THE PENIS WIZARD