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Ghetto Pat, Esq., Jr.
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Ghetto Pat, Esq., Jr.
@bogeyfromhell
drugs and tacos
Wisconsin, USA Tham gia Temmuz 2023
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You will live on the AI slop farm. You’ll have 10,000 acres and your front door will lead directly to a small 8x8 foot swamp. Three horses will drink from the water, with decapitated jockeys on their backs. One of your horses will be the longest horse in the world. Your fences will kind of veer off into the grass from time to time. There’s three shutters on some of your windows and a shutter to the left of your front door. You have no driveway and you own no Gucci bags. You are happy.
Dear Self.@Dearme2_
The goal is neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr gucci bags. It's acres of land.
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@paranoiacs Oh man, god bless you. That is an incredible amount of heartache to bear. I hope your baby finally comes, to make it just a footnote in your family’s story. 🙏
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Over at my rarely updated Substack Please Take My Advice' a bummer story about my seventh miscarriage and the the abiding hope that maybe we will still have a baby someday. If that doesn't sound entertaining, I've no idea what you people are looking for. substack.com/home/post/p-19…
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goddamn libs think we had no plan for the strait of hormuz - hah!
Cernovich@Cernovich
There is so much that can go wrong, very hard to see what a win looks like now. Trump leaves in a week, declares victory, and Iran is set back 5-10 years but has a more psychotic regime, and we look weaker to China? Playing out the scenarios and not many winning ones here.
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I take back every doubt I’ve ever had: Fetterman is secretly a genius
Eric Michael Garcia@EricMGarcia
Something to take into account: Fetterman’s refusal to wear a suit means that he doesn’t get to talk with other Senators on the floor. Most negotiating happens on the floor. Instead, he just sits on a couch off the floor on his phone and then goes to vote and heads to his office
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my wife bought a tv and now i have to learn what the fuck is google home and google tv and why is this thing updating and verifying packages man i hate the future
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It looks like the war has been based on two beliefs: that the Iranian regime yearns for the apocalypse and that it is also realistic enough to back down in the face of serious disruption.
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The Telegraph@Telegraph
🔴 Donald Trump has issued Iran a 48-hour deadline to open the Strait of Hormuz or face the destruction of its energy infrastructure Follow the latest in our live blog ⬇️ telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
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@gran1te_mtn fair enough - love our part of Wisconsin but the food options are a little ehhhhhhhh
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Everyone just looks at screens now it doesn’t matter if you live in Brooklyn or Omaha
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Has any tweet aged better than this one? It’s basically the defining ethos of the entire last decade. By some objective measure, it might be the best tweet of all time.
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@awshuqs @dangitdale66 I can’t believe we allow these.
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the day Wisconsin stood still
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Cyberattack against American breathalyzer test company locks out drivers across 45 states.
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I am so tired of character and decorum mattering for every job except the highest elected office in the land.
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Many years ago, as a Kansas State Trooper, I had the opportunity to meet Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, it was on a traffic stop: Speeding 85 in a 55.
Fortunately, Mr. Norris let me off with a warning.
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