mom streeter

POV your kids have separation anxiety

@Annalolan I think about this constantly

@bigwhoopshere love you so much 🧡🧡🧡🧡

@rosiegborden Could not agree more

in for 2023: -split ends -getting fingered -being mean out for 2023: -cigarettes -envy -inner child work

funniest episode of the sopranos is when uncle junior is like "if my friends find out i eat pussy they'll think i'm gay" and his girlfriend is like "that doesn't make any sense how is that gay" but then all his friends are like "yeah actually we do think that's pretty gay"

merry Christmas y’all

@kylieinthesky It’s so bad 😂😂 also the off-key opening number is soul crushing

@regressoms @aubrey031018 Agree, Tuesday is the worst day

@aubrey031018 Agree with literally all except swap Monday and Tuesday.

here is my official ranking of best vibes of days of the week: thursday saturday friday wednesday sunday tuesday monday WBU???

@j_n_foster 1000mg is my absolute bare minimum dose 😶

reverse cowgirl so we can both watch the sopranos christmas episodes

@edelheids feeling like a freak at whole foods

envisioning hell at my ex’s house 💀

@Annalolan I was talking about this just the other day. Most the people I know who waited to have kids until they were truly ready and understood what they were doing decided not to have them

You’ve heard elf on the shelf. Now get ready for

@brooklynROFL 🥹

@Annalolan It hurts like a bitch 💜💜💜

@MegMonk I’m waiting for this same thing 😅

5 year old: *drops dirty clothes on floor* Me: Hey put those in your hamper please 5: I can’t, I’m being haunted right now