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to think he then became world #1 at 22 and completed hard court tennis at 24. broke so many records and created completely new ones. oh jannik sinner i hope you get the real love and recognition you deserve one day.

Jannik Sinner Miami QF Recap: In case anyone was wondering the secret to maximizing Fox Boy’s tennis performance and efficiency on court, the answer is to schedule an Italian World Cup football match to start within a few hours of his match. 💁🏻‍♀️💡🇮🇹 Now that he’s become so acclimatised to heat that he actually sleeps in a volcano for its natural air conditioning, today’s warmer Miami temperatures didn’t phase Fox Boy remotely. Tiafoe was in good form for the tournament, and had only been broken four times in his previous three matches. So Fox Boy smiled and nodded, and then broke him four times this match. And, on an unrelated note, a very warm welcome to Miami, Returnbotnnik! How was the flight over from Turin? 😉 Yes, Strawberry Shortcake was incredibly dominant in all her shots today. Unconfirmed reports suggest she saw the tournament stats for all the quarterfinalists on Tennis Twitter, discovered she was only THIRD (🤢🤢) in both forehand and return quality this week, and took that EXTREMELY personally. After closing out the first set 6-2 in just 31 minutes, the ginger continued to try and impress Tiafoe with his best impersonation of a steamroller in the second. Although, considering Frances threw his racquet in disgust after yet another break, I think your Charades skills probably still need some fine tuning, Jan… Despite a brief tense moment holding his own serve at 4-2, Fox Boy remained in cruise control for the match. It was so captivating to watch that a passing advertising plane coincidentally chose to market their products exclusively to the Hard Rock Stadium crowd for an hour and 11 minutes. Although I have watched David Attenborough documentaries with beasts who showed more mercy to their prey, the carrot finally completed his s̶l̶a̶u̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ match with an ace. As if the 33-7 winner discrepancy wasn’t tough enough, he added insult to injury by winning more points on Tiafoe’s own serve than the American did, and also recorded his highest ever individual performance rating of 9.65. 😮‍💨 He attempted to soften the blow by acknowledging he knew Frances was tired at the net handshake - and you’re right, Jan, he was tired……… of YOU 👉😂 Post-match, the ginger confirmed that, if tennis matches BARELY reach par on enjoyment levels with football and F1 and golf, then tennis press conferences rank somewhere just above poking his eye out with a stick. And, look, Fox Boy, I really hope the Italians did well in their football match, BUTTT I do have to give you a heads-up that I voted on here for them to die a slow and painful tournament death, so that you can don another rugby jersey and lift the main dirt trophy in a few months time, soooo…. #sorrynotsorry 🤭 Finally, the tennis gods conducted a quick poll of the fox fans’ preferred SF opponent, and then laughed their asses off, and assigned the eleventy-millionth match with the German that absolutely no one voted for. So, after your football viewing Fox Boy, make sure you put on another David documentary where the Mufasa lion hunts and maims the gazelle baby…. and then hit CTRL-C, CTRL-V for tomorrow’s game plan. ✌️🦁 FORZA. 🦊🧡

I think he's italian ?

According to @Parsa_Nemati, Jannik Sinner and Zizou Bergs are playing doubles in Montecarlo Masters, with a direct entry! Same source that disclosed the Sinner-Opelka doubles in Indian wells 👀🤝

my name is jannik sinner and today my dads are dressed the same as tiafoe 🤍🌱 intimidation tactics? who knows!

Sinner is landing more of his 1st serves in, at higher speed, with higher accuracy. Just under half of his 1st serves don't even come back so far this year. Tough to think of many better examples of serve optimisation than this

Jannik taking a selfie with West Von from Overtime Tennis 😂🤝 🎥 overtimetennis

Happy Birthday from Jannik🥹

@jannik_files @_supercutofus It cracks me up how he runs press conferences sometime. He’s like we are on a schedule bc we have football to watch.

🎙️: “Do you plan to watch the Italy vs Northern Ireland football match? 🦊: “I will watch, that's why we need to hurry up a bit.” 😂😂

@jannik_files so much more then then that, so underrated for size is his incredible movement and defensive skills not to mention serv and return

@deucegoddess Ok so pretty! I too have a photo of him from Indian wells. Pinknik is perfect on my pink iPhone.

turned the photo I took at the miami open into my lockscreen 💖

🎙️: “You got a big football match to go watch!” [Italy vs Northern Ireland] 🦊: “I’m a bit in a rush. Thanks for having me, have a good day!” 😭😭

Jannik Sinner and Filippo Volandri after Jannik's match today ❤️🇮🇹 🎥 tennistv

Sorry italian sinneristas…we have a more important agenda this year.

@eeajjo Probably bc it wasn’t on sale now and we know our fox loves a good sale.

@charizardstans 😂😂😂 Yessss, I love it! But also, you can buy mega-packs of Zyrtec at Costco?! Why were we wasting time only buying the jumbo packs of toilet paper in the desert, Fox Boy?! 🙄

@eeajjo I thought of you today when buying a giant Costco sized Zyrtec 😂. Enough antihistamines for me and strawberry shortcake 🍰 .

Sinner, a puro futbol en la previa de su duelo ante Tiafoe. ⚽ 📺 Mirá el #MiamiOpen en el Plan Premium de Disney Plus.

🎙️: “How do you stay mentally fresh and hungry after winning IW?” 🦊: “Hungry, I think it's quite natural. Mentally, you have to stay calm, relax. Trying to keep going, I'm very happy to make the semis again, and then we'll see how it goes.”

🎙️: “What's the key to absorbing opponents' pressure and staying in control?” 🦊: “When you start with the break up it gives you confidence, I try to stay compact with my shots. There can be so ups and downs from both sides, so I try to stay very calm.”

"i know you were tired, keep it up" mf you didnt let him breathe 😭😭