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@frantzenball Sign him up or just move on, this is getting like a long saga

🚨 United are advancing on 21-year-old West Ham star Mateus Fernandes. 🔄 Talks progressing smoothly via super-agent Jorge Mendes, with the player himself very keen on the move to Old Trafford. Hammers demanding big money around £80m, but INEOS pushing hard for a sharper, realistic deal. ⚡ The midfield rebuild under Carrick desperately needs fresh energy, progression from deep, and Premier League-proven quality — Fernandes ticks every single box perfectly. 💥 This could be a massive statement signing if we get it over the line quickly before Arsenal, PSG or Real Madrid pounce. No more dithering this window. 🔥Paying up for Fernandes now saves us years of regret later. Ratio me if you think we should walk away. #MUFC #Transfers #GGMU

@frantzenball lets gooooooooooo ⚽💪💪

🚨🔔 MAJOR UPDATE: Tchouaméni to MANCHESTER UNITED is back ON 🔥 👀Mourinho does NOT see Aurélien Tchouaméni as untouchable at Real Madrid ☁ United’s dream No.6 target? The Casemiro replacement we’ve all been waiting for. Physical beast, leader, CDM monster. 🔥 This would change everything in midfield. 🔴Worth £70m+? Dream signing or pipe dream? #MUFC #TRANSFERS #GGMU

@frantzenball I cant handle this, stop it

🚨🔔So you're telling there's a chance? #MUFC #GGMU #TRANSFERS

@frantzenball Time to part ways, for the best of both parties

🚨🔴 Marcus Rashford’s Barcelona permanent option has officially expired — and Manchester United are now open to welcoming him back into the squad. ⚽ The forward absolutely shone during his loan spell, scoring crucial goals and showing flashes of his best form. 📈 But his long-term future at Old Trafford remains one of the biggest talking points of the summer window. 🔀 United fans are deeply torn: cash in while his value is decent, or give him one last shot at redemption under Michael Carrick? ❓ Is Rashford still key to United’s attack going forward, or is it finally time to move on for good? 👇 #MUFC #TRANSFERS #GGMU

@frantzenball @FrankEra_ That'll be two of the most punchable faces in PL gone in one summer

@FrankEra_ Guess Enzo is next to go...

He's begging it now 😭😭

@frantzenball Sign Ayyoub Bouaddi NOW!

⚽Ayyoub Bouaddi, wow. Congrats to the team that sign him. What a player he is! 🔴Can we get this Mazraoui version back to Manchester please? 😎 #MUFC #WorldCup2026 #FIFAWorldCup

@frantzenball FINALLY! What a fk waste of talent. Hope we never ever see a signing like this again 👀👀👀

🚨🔔 Jadon Sancho is OFFICIALLY GONE from Manchester United as a free agent. 💰 €85m signing from Dortmund, five years, Villa, Chelsea and Dortmund all tried. Fell through every time. Walks away with nothing in return. 😤 The post-Fergie recruitment curse strikes again. Talent was never the issue. Mentality and consistency were. 💸 United fans, this one hurts the wallet the most. 🔮 What an absolutely clownshow his stay has been at United. He is a rolemodel for all parasites of players. So glad he's gone! #MUFC #GGMU

@frantzenball The market seems mad these days, but £105M, I dunno

🚨🔔 Manchester United pushing hard for Nottingham Forest's Elliot Anderson. 🔥 Interest is real and strong — Forest demanding over £105m though. ⚡ A dynamic midfielder who could finally add steel and creativity to that engine room. 🏗️ After years of midfield frustration, this feels like a statement of intent. 🔥 Land Anderson and the rebuild suddenly looks a lot more exciting. Who's with me? 👇 #MUFC #Transfers #GGMU

@frantzenball Lets go! Agent Bruno get to work asap 📱📱📱

🚨🔔 Mourinho and Real Madrid are trying to HIJACK Mateus Fernandes from right under our noses! 🔴The Portuguese star was leaning towards Old Trafford — direct talks, Bruno fanboy vibes, everything lining up. 😤 But Special One sees the talent and wants him at the Bernabeu as a priority signing. Jorge Mendes in full agent mode. 🔥 We cannot let this one slip. Fernandes in a United shirt becomes a midfield monster. Real Madrid? They can keep chasing ghosts. 🏁Wait, look at this📱Agent Bruno, get to work! 👇 #MUFC #Transfers #GGMU

@frantzenball Ey there, looking good in red Baleba

🚨🔔 This is CRAZY — and barely anyone is talking about it! 🔴 Could BALEBA be the ONE for Manchester United? 💰 Coming off a horrible season, his price has plummeted hard. ❤️ But his heart is already in Manchester — chatting with the lads and everything. 🔥 We know there’s a player in there. In the right environment, he revives his career and becomes a beast. 🏠 What better place than the club that feels like home? 💥 Baleba could be THE signing that shocks everyone. Change my mind if you think we should pass on this steal. #MUFC #TRANSFERS #GGMU

@frantzenball Come play with your boy Bruno 🔥

🚨🔔THIS IS HUGE! MANCHESTER UNITED OPENED TALKS WITH WEST HAM OVER MATEUS FERNANDES 🔴🔴🔴 #MUFC #TRANSFERS #GGMU

@frantzenball @UTDTrey @UTDTrey do it, pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee

@UTDTrey Can you tell Mateus Fernandes the same, dear @UTDTrey ?

They thought I was joking

@frantzenball Oh my God, stay away from this prat

🚨🔔 Manchester United have just gatecrashed the party for Marc Cucurella. 🔴 Joined Man City in the chase for the Chelsea left-back who's valued at €40-50M and desperate to leave Stamford Bridge. 🧠 Forget the Barca dream — this could be the smart, versatile fix for our left side that actually makes sense. 🔥 Cucurella at United under Carrick becomes a monster and shuts up every hater who wrote him off years ago. 🤔 Change my mind or ratio me, defenders — is this the sneaky smart business we need? #MUFC #Transfers #GGMU

@frantzenball Looking good in red Tonali, you should wear it more often 🔴🔴

🚨🔔Manchester United have surged into pole position for Sandro Tonali! 💰 £80M opening bid being prepped to snatch the Italian midfield warrior from Newcastle — who are digging in at £100M with his deal locked until 2029. ⚔️ Beating Arsenal and City to this one? This isn’t just a signing… it’s a massive statement! 🔥 Tonali + Mainoo + Bruno would create the most feared midfield in the Premier League. Change my mind if you dare 😤👇 #MUFC #Transfers #GGMU

@ballweplay @MadridXtra @RubenMartinAS Absolutely madman on the pitch 🤣

@MadridXtra @RubenMartinAS Oh heller my madridista frens

🚨💣 THE RETURN OF PEPE: WATCH OUT! @RubenMartinAS

@frantzenball Schjelderup is a Norwegian GEM. If he gets decent playtime in the World Cup, people will be aware of what a player he is.

🚨🔔Andreas Schjelderup is the smartest 21-year-old attacker you might be SLEEPING ON 🇳🇴🧠 📝He doesn't beat you with pace - he beats you with positioning. Always finding pockets, always half-turning, always a step ahead of his marker. CLINICAL. ✅Schjelderup is more of a THINKING player- INTELLIGENT, spatial, and clinical. One of his biggest strengths is his ability to drift away from opposition defenders and find pockets of space in the final third. 🔴Norway's golden generation is REAL. Haaland. Ødegaard. Nusa. Schjelderup. 🔥 MANCHESTER UNITED, you know what to do. Will Schjelderup take the Premier League with storm? 👇 #MUFC #TRANSFERS #GGMU

@frantzenball This got me fired up a bit 🔥 INEOS has to deliver for United this summer, if not I fear for a scandal season for United....

📝What do you think Red Devils? Éderson a solid first signing? Push the boat out for Mateus Fernandes? Or do we prefer someone else? Predict how many signings we get done before pre-season! 🔴Drop your hot takes below 👇 #MUFC #GGMU

🔴 FIRST SIGNING IN THE BAG! 🚨 Manchester United have completed ALL paperwork with Atalanta for Éderson — €45m package, personal terms agreed since May. The Brazilian destroyer is coming to Old Trafford this summer. Carrick’s midfield rebuild is officially underway. 💪🔴 Let's do a thread, and see where it takes us 👇 #MUFC #GGMU

@frantzenball Come on, lets hurry and do this deal. Cant risk others come in and steal him from us!! 👀

🔴 Manchester United are pushing hard for West Ham's Mateus Fernandes. First bid is imminent!! 🎯Bruno himself has been championing the move💪 ✅ The 21-year-old is open to joining the Red Devils and United won't be bullied into West Ham's £80m+ demands. Smart, disciplined business at £50-60m range. 🧠 ⚔️ This player adds exactly the midfield steel and flair we've been crying out for. 🔥 🔥 Landing Fernandes early sets the tone for a proper window. Change my mind if this isn't the smart start we need. 👇 #MUFC #TRANSFERS #GGMU

@frantzenball Massively midfielder, but is he the right profile we need? He is more a destroyer, than creative. I feel we need more creativity than he offers.

🚨🔔 Manchester United are STILL chasing Aurélien Tchouaméni as their marquee midfield upgrade this summer. ⚡ With Elliot Anderson drifting towards City, the Real Madrid man has shot up the shortlist — physicality, passing range, and winning mentality in one package. 😶‍🌫️INEOS talking big game again… the classic United feeling comes sneaking up: dreaming of Galacticos while the window slips away. 💰They bottle it and settle for a cheaper alternative (Baleba) by deadline day. Prove me wrong, Red Devils faithful! 👇 #MUFC #Transfers #GGMU

@frantzenball @FabrizioRomano Super-Senne Lammens, saving us all!

@FabrizioRomano Let me present you guys with Uniteds Super-Senne! 🔥🔥🔥

🚨🏅 OFFICIAL: Premier League vote Senne Lammens as PL Signing of the Season. 🇧🇪 🇧🇷 João Pedro 🇨🇭 Granit Xhaka 🇫🇷 Rayan Cherki 🇫🇷 Adrien Truffert 🇸🇪 Viktor Gyökeres 🇧🇪 Senne Lammens 🇬🇭 Antoine Semenyo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dominic Calvert-Lewin #MUFC goalkeeper wins. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼