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@SolanaSensei Or you could end up with 0 after a rug or hack

You could retire with $1M - deposit $1M into Solana DeFi - earn around $7k-$8k per month - move to Thailand or some shit - spend max $5k per month - live peacefully like a king - off-ramp through neobanks - live off the yield tax-free What's stopping you?

@jussy_world i entered my short too early. its 2x still far from liquidations...but this hurts as it's my first short in 2026

$RAVE went up from $0.2 to $2 in 3 weeks 800% pump with no clear catalyst in this bear market What's actually going on: • Rave is the token of RaveDAO, which hosts crypto parties • There is no major annoucement during the pump • On-chain activity looks manipulated • Right as the pump started, 2 wallets dumped 18.58M RAVE tokens into Bitget • Those wallets? Linked to the token's own deployment address • $8M in and now worth $40M Trump Jr. rted RAVE listing back in December, could he be behind it? Or just another scam exit liquidity play?

@kangminlee respectfully, the solution is one plane ticket away

Indian woman in Korea claims that Japan is more foreigner-friendly than Korea because "there are so many people who look like me who grew up there." She likes Japan more because there are more Indians there 😭

@predictdotfun @cz_binance we’re past apology stage, this is courtroom arc

@cz_binance Will Star publicly apologize to CZ? predict.fun/market/will-st…

As I said, "or any number you choose", big or small. Time to own it like a man and apologize. Don't try to divert topics, with more false attacks. Who is doing the "misled the public and lie to world?" "Binance stake" is none of your business. Anyway, wasted enough of my time already. Back to ignore mode. Not worth my time.

@crypt_omar @cz_binance @Aster_DEX I was very active in bnb chain during that time. But why I never heard of you or your project

You are very quick to bet about your personal life but choose to be quiet and ignore the allegations I made about you and @Aster_DEX stealing ANGEL DUST marketing and branding. Before you say that I’m irrelevant for your time, I’m one of the OG’s that helped form your chain and still built in a dead #BNB market and you know that. The reason you haven’t addressed any of that is because it’s 100% true. The thread went viral, much more viral than all these allegations about your marriage, so you can’t say it hasn’t come to your attention either.

I typically ignore all these false claims attacks. But... You can apologize now. I am officially divorced. I won't post any legal docs online, as I respect privacy of my ex-wife, and I appreciate the time we spent together. I am happy to bet $1 billion USD (or any number you choose) that: I am officially divorced (way before today). If you agree to take the bet, we can get lawyers to validate my divorce agreement, which should be dead simple. This bet offer is valid permanently, whenever you feel ready. But if you don't take it within 24hrs, it clearly shows who has been mis-representing to the public. Moving on to better things to do.

@MetaFinancialAI @cz_binance @star_okx @star_okx He won't take the bet. Because he can't even afford to unlock my funds that's been stuck on his exchange for years.

@star_okx response to a $1B bet offer, But what about regulators? Classic move | when you can't take the bet, change the subject. 😂 Also, comparing CZ to Bill Gates , Bezos divorces is wild. Take the bet or stay quiet. The 24hrs is ticking. ⏱️

@heyibinance @cz_binance this went from relationship drama to invoicing real quick, bro got his girl ready to send a bill

@cz_binance 会道歉还是打钱呢？我需要准备好收款地址吗？还是他会默默认自己才是谎话精？

@cz_binance @aoke_quant this isn’t a bet, it’s a public confidence check

@aoke_quant Or any number he chooses. Can’t lose this one.

@trylimitless @cz_binance All in.

@cz_binance Should we create the "Is CZ really divorced?" market

@cz_binance Offering a $1B bet to prove you’re divorced is insane levels of ‘I brought receipts’ energy 😭 bro turned a relationship status into a hedge fund instrument.

@marclou Say "hi" to Amotti and Hong Beom-seok. They are absolute beasts

I overworked myself. For the past 5 years, I barely took a day off. I shipped 30 startups, wrote 30,000 tweets, made 70 YouTube videos, and answered thousands of support requests. The weird part is, it never felt like work. It felt like play. Until recently. For the first time in years, I’ve struggled to get things done. I don’t want to open my laptop. The things that used to make me happy suddenly feel heavy. That scares me a bit, because the playful side of work is what got me here. And right now, it feels like I lost it. So I’m taking a break. I’ll still do about an hour of maintenance work a day, but the rest of my time will go to real life. I’m training for Hyrox in Korea on May 25, so I’ll put my energy there for now and train 20 hours a week. I went through a little burnout once before, in 2021. What helped me was going back to basics: training, reading, eating well, and sleeping 8 hours. It brought the hunger back then. I trust it will again!

@gregisenberg I could have sworn you said this recently. Or I'm experiencing deja-vu. I guess its worth repeating

The best thing ANY engineer/programmer can do right now is learn how to become a top 1% marketer For 20 years, the engineer was the most important person in the room. They had the rarest skill. They could build the thing. Everyone else had to wait for them. Claude Mythos and the models coming after it are ending that era The new scarcity is the person who can look at a human being and understand exactly what they need to hear to take action. What makes someone click buy at 11pm. What makes someone tell a friend. What makes a stranger feel like a product was built specifically for them That is a completely different muscle than writing code or architecting systems Study why TBPN built a brand silicon valley is obsessed with. Learn why the headline is 80 cents of every dollar. Figure out why one subject line gets 40% open rates and the next one gets ignored Most engineers have never trained this muscle. They are world class at clearly defined problems. Marketing is the opposite. Fuzzy. Emotional. Irrational. The engineer who trains it becomes the most dangerous person in any room The CTO/CMO combo is the most valuable human in tech right now and almost nobody has both Computer Science school in 2026 should basically be part technical knowledge/part marketing knowledge I really think that... The best thing any engineer can do right now is learn how to become a top 1% marketer

@thedankoe me reading this while opening 3 more tabs for ‘productivity'

A pattern I've noticed in stuck people: They're always busy. They never stop moving. They have 47 tabs open and a notebook-sized to-do list. But if you ask them what they accomplished this week that actually matters, their mind goes blank. Busyness isn't a badge of honor.

@mangusxbt what’s stopping you? the part where anyone pays me 😭

Charge $500 per post, do 1 paid post daily That's $1.5M every month or $18M per year It was never this easy What's stopping you?

@hylo_so 30% in 5 days and now he’s a case study at Harvard. My man!!

xSOL Trader Spotlight 🔭 Opened multiple xSOL positions on April 2, accumulating ~7M xSOL ($350K) at an average SOL price of $78. Held for 5 days and took profit on April 8 when SOL reached $86 following the Trump ceasefire news. Secured $106K profit in hyUSD (+30%).

@elementaldefi @moothefarmer @kamino @jup_lend Faster than a bot. Thank you kind sir. I salute you

@cryptovada @moothefarmer @kamino @jup_lend Feel free to try it out! elemental.fund/lend/4jZ2NzER3…

I'm really quite amazed at the resilience of our @elementaldefi $USDG vault. 8.1% for 30D 7.5% for 7D Solid. This vault only deploys into @kamino and @jup_lend . No other venue.

@steipete bro got doxxed by enthusiasm

GUYS WE FOUND THE GUY WHO BUILT THE GITHUB MCP SERVER

@star_okx When are you going to give back my money? I sent you all my documents and I still have funds stuck in there.

如果首富能够拿出截至今天、经双方签字确认的离婚协议，我将立即公开道歉。 如果拿不出这样的协议，却在媒体和书中宣称自己已经离婚，那就是在公然对公众撒谎。这不过是他又一次理直气壮地向公众撒谎的例子。

@rektober this is either a joke or I’m about to be subpoenaed