Dave DeWitt

@GailSimone That movie is three years old? I'm FURIOUS!!

Today I have cranky weirdos in my feed. One is mad I liked the Super-pets movie from three years ago. Twitter is Disneyland for absolute losers. :)

Team Jimmy Kimmel,,, that guys my family.

@ChefReactions Like putting a hat on a hat.

I pulled up to a red light this afternoon and some guy in a pickup truck next to me was absolutely BLASTING Bohemian Rhapsody. So I look over and it’s a full-on Wayne’s World situation happening except he’s head-bobbing all alone, belting it out full throttle with Freddie. He glances my way and sees me, so I give him a thumbs up. He goes “I was just feeling it.” I said “Man, I needed that. Your energy just gave me a boost.” He grinned sheepishly, nodded, and said “Happy Thursday.” Then the light changed. I hope he knows he’s a sweet bastard.

There are musicians you can't handle their losses, one of them is definitely Tom Petty. Tom Petty performing 'A Face in The Crowd' live on Letterman, on the 1st of February, 1990. This was his only Letterman appearance.

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists would devote their entire lives to deceiving you, but a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

There’s this New Zealand tv show and they keep using this word and I don’t understand it, is it a local term? Phonetically, the word sounds like “icksillint,” and it seems to mean something is regarded positively.

I want ESPN to make a documentary for Jason Benetti calling two games in one day the same way they did for Deion playing two games in one day Absolute grinder @jasonbenetti

@vurnt22 Mavis Staples should be on our money. Big love!

Mavis Staples radiates good will. Towards everyone.

Orlando recolors the Pulse Memorial Sidewalk Rainbow after DeSantis paved over it. We are Orlando Strong and no one can ever erase the LGBTQIA+ Community 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Every night I see my neighbors' disabled dog going upstairs to bed, like this

Truth. No notes.

“Did you guys shoot that whisky ad with Sammy Davis Jr. yet?” “Yeah.” “How did it go?” “It was the weirdest fucking day of my entire life.”

It's some bullshit that they named it "The Golden Bachelor" instead of "Statin Island" and whatnot.

@GailSimone Thank you! Represent .

Factoring for inflation, the Breakfast Club is a weird movie that sucks.

The “Soul Man” performance by The Blues Brothers on Saturday Night Live is a legendary moment in music and comedy history. x.com/JVPALT1/status…

Some executive at ABC: “We need a nice little theme song for our new cop sitcom.” Some guy: “Yeah, ok, think I’ll just throw down one of the funkiest grooves in the goddamn history of music then.”

@MrGeorgeWallace @roywoodjr @justforlaughs Well deserved!!

On Friday, @roywoodjr will be presenting my old ass with the @justforlaughs Lifetime Achievement Award in Montreal. I am blessed as shit. Thank you all.

Very flattering review in American Highways: "...Lowery is one of America’s most glorious singer-songwriters of his era. He has a way of expressing his inner and outer life that few have equaled with such originality and depth in this time. All these songs come to life from note one, and stay alive until the last note. This is reality as it’s rarely captured, and Lowery knew any story of his life would need to be created with music, and not paragraphs and pages. The stories start with the men of his life–fathers, sons and brothers–and were built into a lifetime that should be heard. Life goes on. americanahighways.org/2025/06/30/ben…