dillpicklezilla

if you fish me out of the pond (pick me up by the tail,) i will spout wisdom that could span decades and feed generations. and if it sounds like "glub glub" to you that's not my problem.

A horse named moist eyes

Nutella has announced their first-ever new flavor in over 50 years. Fish.

@est_1875 Oh nah I just read it what the fuck kill that demon

@est_1875 It's always such a pleasant surprise though. I can forever count on my timeline to remind me without fail

← guy who forgot abt the chapter (again) and got jumpscared by new seb panels on tl (again) (i need to start setting reminders)

Two drinks in thinking about how i regret the direction my life is taking

I have a fear of missing out on language evolution after i die

@pantyparti Oh word thats whats up 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

@dillpicklezilla I’m Mexican 🌮

Every time i get the imported mexican versions of name brand chips at the corner store, they are always smothered in powder and have so much more flavor and more precise nutrition labels... america skill issue?

@pantyparti Ur built different?

@dillpicklezilla America is the white people country so everythign has to be toned down. The spice is intolerable. Not to me though.

@goldre2s #NothingBurgerSpeciesSquad

@dillpicklezilla Dude same

This being called a bongo makes sense

@goldre2s Miscellaneous mammal species

@dillpicklezilla why does this look like 5 animals Combined

I just wanted to look at images of bongo drums but ive been blessed in an entirely different yet not unappreciated way

Shooting my shot with a bunch of mowing jobs

@goldre2s Chef named ratatouille

@dillpicklezilla i think He’s the ratatouille he must be.

hey guys be my friend i like to do whatever i want and draw 🥹🥹🥹

@goldre2s if YOU‘re not ratatouille… and I’M not ratatouille… then what the fuck is the gingers name

@dillpicklezilla REMY DOESNT MINDCONTROL THE GINGER??,????, HES A RAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@goldre2s This means everything to me. Printing laminating and hanging it on the wall

rice shower !!!!!!!!!!

@goldre2s Mind control me into a high paying chef position 🙏 Ratatouille style

@dillpicklezilla IN MY MIND WE ARE ONE. I am controlling you inside your head