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Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple
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Matt Damon’s Stunt Throuple
@dixiecuts
the stream of consciousness that’s coming out of my urethra
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@Shitpost_Media_ I’ve never gotten this aspirin blue eyes meme
Is this some sort of elaborate joke to get gullible retards to stroke out
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@AuroraSorceress Then why are you #QuoteTweeting and putting this on #PeoplesTimeLines
#RapedViaLogic #RapeDoesntCareAboutYourFeelings
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@fleshsimulator What a fucking disingenuous prick lmao
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@dixiecuts He has also literally had multiple extended voice chat conversations with her lmfao
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>tfw you lie about not having spoken to someone multiple times in order to try to ragebait me into posting a pic of my GF so Maoist can dox her too
They're calling him Lawyer of the Year
𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance@FalconryFinance
Flesh Simulator's half Asian one fourth German one fourth Russian fintech Mandarin speaking girlfriend of ten years is not real, made up, a pastiche of lies he's told to discord cretins and his own transexual urges and identities.
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@fleshsimulator I love how they’re trying to play this angle that you’re actually gender confused and you’re going to transition any day now
Talk about playing into the stereotype
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wait... then who the hell is leaving these long chinese hairs in my shower? 😦
daily toxins@DailyToxins
@fleshsimulator at least i have the decency to admit my wife (which i love and am devoted to for life) is a large pink inanimate plushie instead of lying to people about how laid i get. nothing wrong with being trans tho, you should try it.
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@SandyofCthulhu Using the power of manifestation to get the Supreme Court to make a ruling that trying to sue a company for the obviously wrong actions of a consumer will get them permanently labeled a vexatious litigant and require them to pay for all the legal fees incurred
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It won’t catch on in America because some moron will pit the exothermic reaction in his mouth, get burned, and sue the company.
Basically lawyers keep us from having nice things.
Cary Kelly@CaryKelly11
Why hasn't this caught on in the US? They've been eating self-heating food in Japan (Bento) for several years now. They are popular in train stations and convenience stores and run between $3-$13 USD. You pull a string on the side of the box. This mixes water with a chemical (usually calcium oxide/quicklime) in a bottom compartment, triggering an exothermic reaction that produces steam and heats the meal in 5–10 minutes. Popular varieties include beef tongue, curry rice, beef bowl, steak and seafood options. Who needs a microwave when you have Bento! Source: lumadeline (IG)
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@The1Antagonist This is true. Really, it feels like another symptom of postmodernism where sanctimonious pseuds think that changing the meaning of words somehow allows them to alter the intrinsic concepts those words were meant to represent, when in reality they’re just moving the goalpost.
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@dixiecuts "Supposed to be" doesn't matter. It's what money *IS* no matter how it's dressed up, cut, folded, or cooked.
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UBI isnt communism
UBI is slavery
Scott Santens@scottsantens
If I lost a brain cell every time I saw someone claim that Universal Basic Income was communism, I'd have become stupid enough to say it myself. AI is here. Jobs are being automated. And capitalism requires consumers with money to spend. Consider where this is going without UBI.
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@el_gordoloco @Mike_M_Klotz Jokes on you it’ll be Kia exclusive like the Carnival
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@pro_sufferer @krazii_geniius Yeah the one they were talking about absolutely was not one of them, it was a Toyota 5.7L which is a 10:1 engine
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@dixiecuts @krazii_geniius bro doesn't know about high compression na engines 🥀
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@AncapAtlas @Michaeldudufudu Well I get that, it’s just that I’m not 100% sure WHAT about his face is triggering my gaydar
Maybe it’s his eyes
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@dixiecuts @Michaeldudufudu "Gay faces" do exist to be honest. Seriously AI can actually distinguish between heterosexual and homosexual people with relatively high accuracy based on their faces. So, physiognomy I guess.
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You're the perfect demographic to represent it to its fullest
The Gay Republican 🇺🇲✝️@GayRepublicSwag
Yesterday I was told I can’t be MAGA because I’m gay. Is this true?
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@fleshsimulator OG iPhone SE is goated, I still have mine even if I don’t really use it
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I used to carry two identical smashed-to-shit caseless iPhone SEs with different numbers
If you have one cracked screen $200 iphone people assume you're poor
If you have TWO cracked screen $200 iphones, with different # s, people assume you launder bitcoin for the Russian mob
Jesse@jesse_vermeulen
rocking a caseless phone says A LOT about a person iykyk
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@mtsdw @nocontextmemes Why would you want a retarded bitch like this
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@nocontextmemes Why can’t I find an absolutely retarded bitch like this
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@_6signxxx Striving for better cost margins and fire retardation standards are some of the primary reasons aviation has gone to shit
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Real question???
Why did we move away from having this much space to being packed like sardines??Is there a log!cal reason???
WELCOME TO BLACK TWlTTER @blacktwiterthrd
Delta Airlines Lockheed L1011 TriStar Cabin in the 1980's.
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@carburehater @Motor1com Well yeah but that’s like saying NSX drivers aren’t idiots
Of course they’re not but 99% of them aren’t NSX drivers
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@dixiecuts @Motor1com Fair, most are soulless cuckboxes but F drivers tend to have wheel
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They’re calling it the most G35 video ever
cash@spo9globoob
HE HIT MY CAR ON THE HIGHWAY, AND HE TRYNA LEAVE
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@carburehater @Motor1com Idk man 90% of those I encounter on the roads are aimless idiots just like Toyotards
They’re still not aggressively clueless like Acura drivers though
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@dixiecuts @Motor1com Never met a Lexus driver I didn't like
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@fleshsimulator Gotta keep her in a giant puffy jacket all the time
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And then she warmed up and tried to walk it back and then got mad when I said being kind of chilly is not an excuse to develop the cosmology and theological perspective of Giygas from Earthbound
It was 66 degrees
Simulator di tutti i Simulatori@fleshsimulator
@rickhfox Last night she was really chilly and started talking about how she was an accelerationist with regard to dissolving the ideas of shared perception and consensus reality
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