John Skyrim 🇺🇸

"why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2009" me in 2009:

This is like when @PerryALPHA sleeps with Mexican femboys (fembolitos) and then calls ICE to scoop em up after.

@Thatherton2 @PerryALPHA Casting a wide net

I would like to buy a hamburger

Ooga Booga keep Chimpin Out 🆖®️🫵🏻

@nowitzk3 @ChudTheBuilder What's wrong? Not man enough to do it yourself?

@ChudTheBuilder Someone kill this cracka plz 😂😂😂

They will film themselves committing murder, incite deadly violence publicly, and your govt will do nothing about it. This is why we must police their behavior ourselves or suffer the consequences.

Now that my X account has been banned in India by the Indian government, I am finally ready to release our Texas Indian-Invasion documentary. Thank you @PMOIndia . I no longer have to worry about infinite Indians mass-reporting my account. I win.

- Archeologists uncover oldest surviving “Fell For It Again” Award, several miles outside of Philadelphia PA.

@washghost1 Of course it's two lesbos

It’s disrespectful but not illegal

Goose shouldn’t have gotten plastic surgery. He looks so weird now. He would have been just fine growing old gracefully. He never really was amazingly handsome to begin with.

"Christians are called to bless and comfort the jewish people" No, they are not. jews are the enemies of God. King David hated them, and so do I.

I got these at costco yesterday, not bad. I even found a blue star cap. lol

@Jenny_1884 @HermeticHaven Noticed you didn't say they were wrong.

@Jenny_1884 @HermeticHaven Yeah because of YALL

@HermeticHaven Bitter & twisted that’s what you are.

When I married in 1981 we both worked & most of our salary went on paying the mortgage as the interest rate was 15% at the time. Everything we owned was 2nd hand & we never went out for meals as we couldn’t afford to. We rented our TV Went to the launderette every weekend as had no washing machine. Only had new clothes at Xmas & birthdays as presents. We went without until we could save enough to pay for something. It’s always been hard whether you are young or old. So those out there that think we had it easy we didn’t. Our governments are to blame, not the old.

"We didn't" >best housing market in history >Decades before the .com bubble >Decades before the 2008 financial crisis >Abundance of social and private housing >Even having a mortgage at all >Our governments (that we, the elderly, voted in) are to blame. You people live in a world divorced from reality.

i always forget how much of a bitch Sam is in the first season

Aura