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lli|&ZJ psuedo-intellectual midfielder your feathers are ruffled

artistic Tham gia Kasım 2023
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Kate Tolo
Kate Tolo@_katetolo·
Hi everyone. Kate here… I know this seems unhinged, but oral sex isn’t talked about enough. Oral sex carries genuine risks. HSV-1 (oral herpes) can be transmitted to the genitals and vice versa. HPV passed through oral sex is now the leading cause of oropharyngeal cancers in the US (surpassing tobacco). And oral gonorrhea in particular is becoming antibiotic-resistant at alarming rates. The bacteria in saliva can also disrupt the vaginal microbiome, and studies have linked receptive oral sex to higher rates of bacterial vaginosis. Oral sex is great… the problem is that we don’t treat it seriously. People who would never skip a condom will go down on a new partner without a second thought. People don’t get tested for oral STIs…. or talk to partners about dental health, recent illness, or when they were last screened. It’s a public health gap. I’m grateful I have a partner who takes my health, his health, and our collective health seriously. Be safe lovely humans ❤️
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.
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Charles
Charles@CharlesT777·
@MeesWynants Every time there's a new bullshit law, go find who started with the idea. If you go back far enough, you'll find a Jew. A Jew with retarded ideas on how to control the world.
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Mees Wynants
Mees Wynants@MeesWynants·
Starting this summer, you won’t be allowed to drive with one hand in the EU.
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Andrew Branca Show
Andrew Branca Show@TheBrancaShow·
WTF is THIS? "OpenAI and Microsoft just filed an emergency motion asking the judge to instruct the jury: "Your verdict does not create legal precedent, establish legal rules, or bind the outcome of any other case, including any case involving charitable giving."" Jury instructions are not typically created at opponent party request simply because they are uncomfortable with how a witness they compelled to testify answered THEIR questions.
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🚨 MUSK V. ALTMAN DAY 3 OpenAI and Microsoft just filed an emergency motion asking the judge to instruct the jury: "Your verdict does not create legal precedent, establish legal rules, or bind the outcome of any other case, including any case involving charitable giving." This is because Musk told the jury yesterday this case could "set precedent to losing every charity in America." OpenAI and Microsoft lawyers are trying to kill Musk's testimony from yesterday because they think it landed with the jury. Defendants don’t file emergency instruction motions unless they think the witness scored.

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0xDesigner@0xDesigner·
this is so accurate 😂
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Green Beret Nap Time
Green Beret Nap Time@GBNT1952·
Lefties make everything look fake and gay… This dude definitely did a few warmup rounds on Fortnite before getting dressed like this. Then he ran in, tripped, get tackled, hog tied, stripped naked, and wrapped in aluminum foil, and didn’t even make it into the same room as Trump or anyone even remotely important 😂
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Dudes Posting Their W’s
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs·
Coach told him to run home as fast as he can and bro became a comedian
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elastigoblin
elastigoblin@elastigoblin·
@BrianAtlas now women can go to war and men will pass out the white feathers. I love equality!
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Brian Atlas
Brian Atlas@BrianAtlas·
I will pay $10,000 for security cam footage from this coffee shop to see this complete nothingburger. Chivalry is dead, and women killed it. Feel sorry for her husband. Proverbs 21:19.
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The 4Chan Archives
The 4Chan Archives@blacknredtext·
the speed at which humans have progressed is incredible
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elastigoblin
elastigoblin@elastigoblin·
@dr_duchesne As a matter of fact, many of the greatest gods in western history originated in Asia; on the steppe, in Anatolia, in the middle east, etc... Asia is the fatherland
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elastigoblin@elastigoblin·
@dr_duchesne I know those are still "Asian" because they originated in Asia, but the nuance is important because otherwise you're attributing many great accomplishments to the descendants of parasites who had nothing to do with those accomplishments
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Dr. Ricardo Duchesne
Dr. Ricardo Duchesne@dr_duchesne·
Almost all the philosophical worldviews or doctrines were originated by White men. Asians originated a few outlooks (Confucianism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, Taoism) early in their histories (the Axial Age, 700-200 BC) but thereafter their mind stagnated with no more than refinements of these outlooks. Africans never developed a single philosophy in a million years, and neither did Amerindians. Moslems mainly commented on Aristotle. The following isms were all inventions of Whites: Agnosticism Atomism Behaviorism Cognitivism Cynicism Descriptivism Dualism Fideism Formalism Foundationalism Functionalism Emotivism Empiricism Existentialism Idealism Hedonism Historicism Materialism Monism Naturalism Nihilism Naturalism Nominalism Occasionalism Pantheism Perspectivism Phenomenalism Physicalism Posthumanism Positivism Pragmatism Rationalism Realism Reductionism Relativism Romanticism Scholasticism Skepticism Stoicism Structuralism Teleologism Transcendentalism Universalism Utilitarianism Vitalism This is one of many arguments I make in Greatness and Ruin: antelopehillpublishing.com/product/greatn…
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AshleY
AshleY@Aku_700·
15-year-old illegal immigrant starts crying while getting arrested after he allegedly shot a tourist and fired at police in Times Square. This trash and his buddies tried robbing a store in Times Square. Security guard stops them, so the little savage yanks out a .45 handgun and starts firing into the crowd like a fucking animal. He’s looking at attempted murder charges for shooting at cops. He snuck into America in September. This shit didn’t have to happen. Send these violent invaders the fuck back where they came from.
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elastigoblin
elastigoblin@elastigoblin·
@WeedPorns I'm not going to quit for 5 years just to save like $300-$400 in a year, no ser
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Weed Porn
Weed Porn@WeedPorns·
Would you stop smoking weed for 5 years if it meant you got unlimited free weed for 1 year after that?
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