nicolaiclown

🧵what I am reading/read #Hollanov edition

@hudmoos yep!! i remember one fanfic where beta Shane practices taking a knot with a dildo for Ilya :P

@extrastupidworm i just saw some and

do knotting dildos exist in real life

@hudmoos you think "there is no way" and the answer typically is that there IS a way

@hudmoos well yes, the sky is the limit for dildos my love

@hudmoos its just a matter of how much you are willing to pay, really 😇 like premade could be cheaper, there are also personalized ones... ✨

@extrastupidworm wait REALLY?

@HR_husbands hello 😏 sign ME UP

Already excited to share my subtop!Ilya works featuring Ilya with nipple piercings, overstimulated Ilya, edging, watersports and maybe a few other things. 🙂‍↕️🫡 #subtopilyaweek

you love toxic yaoi and have a problem with a lil cum drinking? hmmm kay

@skipbint 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/84874791…

@skipbint wait

i want ilya edging shane until he cries. please comment links. if we don’t have this fic then i will have to write it. but i believe we MUST.

@alexporndealer brat?

what’s the name for a kink when making people angry turns you on?

@widowwhip its not! i mean some suffering, yes... 🫣 read the premise and see if its too much suffering, its a WIP tho #comment_1216129596" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">archiveofourown.org/chapters/22571…

@extrastupidworm omg can you share please??? if it isn’t pure suffering i thing i will do something around emotion control, he’s so good with calming shane down and like cheering the team, captaining, all this

вопрос в ленту и я очень попрошу быть активной, мне нужно для ресерча (вдохновения (написания фанфика)) какие были бы способности у Шейна и Ильи, если бы они были вампирами в мире Сумерек?

@widowwhip funny you say emotion control!! i read a fanfic that ilya CAN do that 🫣 and shane controls time

@extrastupidworm thats so fascinating that almost everyone i asked replied that shane would have telekinesis (it were my thoughts too!) and for ilya I’m somewhere in between mind reading and emotion control?… maybe he can control thoughts to affect emotions?

@alexporndealer okay size monarch 😏

doing my yoga and i feel like shane hollander who’s about to get pounded with a 9 inch dick

etzy witches are on me man, today has been a cursed one fr 😢

@hollanovanon and... shane is in a french speaking part of the country 🤗 (even tho he is from ottawa)

dear hollanov fic writers, thank you so much for not making the canadian characters say "eh" all the time. it's said in canada but not by a lot of the population and not as often as the stereotypes would have you believe. so i appreciate it. especially shane not saying it. :) 💋

@hotcocohollanov I am giving my writers a breathing opportunity with my beautiful commas, I wouldn't do breathe play without negotiating it first 🤨

this except someone should cut me off from the comma factory, actually

@hotcocohollanov those are the words of my professor, actually: "nicolaiclown, please step away from the comma factory, please," he nagged

@skipbint wait, lowkey, with your full permission, I would love to translate my fav into portuguese???? 🫣 It's not a fancy language like mandarin, but it's a beautiful language of love (and gayness)

LIKE WHAT THATS INSANE (positive). FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME? FOR THE LOVE OF HAVING A FIC IN YOUR LANGUAGE???

i’ve confirmed with chinese speakers: someone translated one of my fics, and not using google translate. like line by line, swapping out into using chinese idioms etc. oomf said this would have taken HOURS. the fic has been up for days and has 20 kudos. i am floored.

@hollanovbrrr you know what, I am proud of you and your fibre intake!! The hummus (is that hummus??) looks delish

@extrastupidworm nope not vegan but just remembered last night that i love baby qukes and have now had maybe 20 in the last 24 hours

girl lunch