nicolaiclown

🧵what I am reading/read #Hollanov edition

went to google smth at work and the app opened to the bad dragons website ☹️

@skipbint shane hollander is my best friend and he said he would

“i don’t think shane hollander would—” well i think he would. in my google doc.

@SN00PYX0 ugh

im so curious what was your first ever ship???? ill tell you mine if you tell me yours……….

@skipbint yes and? 🤨 would you not recommend the mona lisa to da vinci if he requested portrait recs?

@extrastupidworm baby you know this is MY FIC

i want ilya edging shane until he cries. please comment links. if we don’t have this fic then i will have to write it. but i believe we MUST.

@hudmoos yep!! i remember one fanfic where beta Shane practices taking a knot with a dildo for Ilya :P

@extrastupidworm i just saw some and

do knotting dildos exist in real life

@hudmoos you think "there is no way" and the answer typically is that there IS a way

@hudmoos well yes, the sky is the limit for dildos my love

@hudmoos its just a matter of how much you are willing to pay, really 😇 like premade could be cheaper, there are also personalized ones... ✨

@extrastupidworm wait REALLY?

@HR_husbands hello 😏 sign ME UP

Already excited to share my subtop!Ilya works featuring Ilya with nipple piercings, overstimulated Ilya, edging, watersports and maybe a few other things. 🙂‍↕️🫡 #subtopilyaweek

you love toxic yaoi and have a problem with a lil cum drinking? hmmm kay

@skipbint 😏 archiveofourown.org/works/84874791…

@skipbint wait

@alexporndealer brat?

what’s the name for a kink when making people angry turns you on?

@widowwhip its not! i mean some suffering, yes... 🫣 read the premise and see if its too much suffering, its a WIP tho #comment_1216129596" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">archiveofourown.org/chapters/22571…

@extrastupidworm omg can you share please??? if it isn’t pure suffering i thing i will do something around emotion control, he’s so good with calming shane down and like cheering the team, captaining, all this

вопрос в ленту и я очень попрошу быть активной, мне нужно для ресерча (вдохновения (написания фанфика)) какие были бы способности у Шейна и Ильи, если бы они были вампирами в мире Сумерек?

@widowwhip funny you say emotion control!! i read a fanfic that ilya CAN do that 🫣 and shane controls time

@extrastupidworm thats so fascinating that almost everyone i asked replied that shane would have telekinesis (it were my thoughts too!) and for ilya I’m somewhere in between mind reading and emotion control?… maybe he can control thoughts to affect emotions?

@alexporndealer okay size monarch 😏

doing my yoga and i feel like shane hollander who’s about to get pounded with a 9 inch dick

etzy witches are on me man, today has been a cursed one fr 😢

@hollanovanon and... shane is in a french speaking part of the country 🤗 (even tho he is from ottawa)

dear hollanov fic writers, thank you so much for not making the canadian characters say "eh" all the time. it's said in canada but not by a lot of the population and not as often as the stereotypes would have you believe. so i appreciate it. especially shane not saying it. :) 💋