Chris Fitzpatrick

Mummy meets her new puppy youtu.be/l-DOO13U8Xw via @YouTube

Pam Bondi sold her integrity and her soul for Trump. And he fired her anyway.

100 days ago, Pam Bondi was ordered by a court to release the Epstein files in full. She ignored the order and continues to protect pedophiles

🚨 Darmian to Tonali on United links: 🇮🇹 “Sandro, my brother… avoid 115 charges, avoid that haram set-piece football, avoid £500m bottlejobs. Go to United, the biggest club in the league. You won’t regret it.”

@Cunha__utd Nope

Gun to your head, keep one

Dear @RachelReevesMP. Can you explain to me why MP's on £98'599 per year from April, are getting a £3'300 cost of living payment too? Most "working people" are lucky if they earn £30k, and they have to pay the cost of heating their homes and pay their own rent and mortgage too.

@BanditNanna the David Moyes Sinje Kagawa classic

Stuart Attwell has a HISTORY of game-changing decisions against US : Bournemouth (2026) Clear foul on Amad ignored • Burnley (2026) Martínez goal wrongly ruled out • Middlesbrough (2022) Handball goal allowed Knocked us out. • Chelsea (2021) Stonewall penalty #pgmol #manutd

@UtdForever7 @WeAreTheOverlap Well you and Nicky Butt did so yeah … @BanditNanna @AlternativeMUFC

🚨🗣️ Gary Neville: “If Bruno [Fernandes] was playing in our team, he would have won titles.” #MUFC [@WeAreTheOverlap]

Roberto Baggio: "I find it unpleasant to judge players on the pitch, that's why I don't do any TV punditry work. I see colleagues who couldn’t complete 3 dribbles condemn players on air.”

@steveislegend @AlternativeMUFC Yes not here this beauty in a few weeks now ! Up the Batty Bry

Up the nobody and I mean fucking nobody asked for Friday night football but such is the modern world so here we are and it doesn't really matter because we could play on any day of the bastard week and still climb that table with style because Big Michael means business so clock off early and get your arse to a beer garden to enjoy this pleasant March weather before watching that second half of the season title charge from the steamrolling Manchester matchday Reds.

I dropped the latest Comms video yesterday evening. Judging by the comments, plenty of you seemed to enjoy it, which is always nice to see. If you've not seen it yet or fancy another watch, then you can do so below. Cheers as always x 🇾🇪

Where are the Arne Slot interviews? @GNev2

Larry David fainting gif

@BanditNanna Strippers

Can’t even remember the last time I saw a banknote. Probably my birthday.

@UtdForever7 works for me

🚨Hear me out on this, there’s a scenario that honestly makes a lot of sense for Manchester United — bringing back David De Gea to be our second goalkeeper. He’s currently in a relegation battle with Fiorentina, and if they were to go down it’s very hard to see him staying there, and also his contract ends in June 2026. He’s a legend of Manchester United, someone who knows the pressure, the expectations, and what it truly means to wear that badge. More importantly, it would be perfect for the development of Senne Lammens. Having a young goalkeeper learning from someone like De Gea every single day in training could be invaluable. Experience like that is something you simply can’t buy. De Gea could provide depth, leadership in the dressing room, and guidance for Senne Lammens — while still being more than capable of stepping in when needed. Andre Onana & Altay Bayındır are expected to be sold, while Radek Vítek is talented but i still think he needs one or two seasons on loan to get ready to fight on being Manchester United first team keeper. And on top of that, it would finally give De Gea the chance to say a proper goodbye as a legend of the club, after the embarrassing way he was treated under Erik ten Hag when he wasn’t even offered a new contract. #MUFC

@SimplyUtd The toxic bell ends, failed managers and Nicky Butt, can’t stand them

@BenDesigned I need to see footage from when they went one nil down then when the equalised as well as this, I’m addicted now hook it to my veins

A beautiful moment 🥹 My guilty pleasure these days.

@sthelensstar Ah was it a slow news day ?

Police say shoppers at Asda, Tesco, Morrissons and more are making a common mistake ift.tt/ERlKdJL

@BanditNanna Not tonight sunshine

Liverpool tickling my balls with another half time draw only to inevitably boot them square on with a 96th minute winner.

@Annychizzy goals make games not performances

You can never satisfy some Man United fans fr. Sesko may not have had a great game (others inclusive) but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Carrick rewarding him with a start that he’s earned and DESERVES after coming off the bench to score multiple times. The amount of negative posts I’ve seen on the TL today is disgraceful. Calling him a super sub at best but failing to acknowledge the lack of service in the game is insane. Did you not see what a proper service from Bruno got him? A proper striker goal, one I’m glad he didn’t fumble and it indeed won us the game, YET AGAIN. We’ve got to do better as a fanbase man, seriously.