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@shashank_s57736 aao rho kbhi lutyens delhi mai jaha mai rehta 😋. PM ka ghar sirf 5 km door hai mere se.

Delhi tier 1 ?? Worst air Worst water No basic facilities Nothing just noise noise and pollution.

@shashank_s57736 @NTA_Exams bhai mai to bolta hamare jee to khtm, ek mahina bio ke pyq laga ke rt lete, beth jayenge inke exam mai aur inki marenge, physics aur chem to hame inse acchi hi aati.

@NTA_Exams Jo neet ke bachhe jee me baithe jiski wajah se high percentile pe low rank hui april me nigga my badua is with u Jaise jee ka paper kharab kara aise tumhara apna ho mkc sabki

As you prepare for the upcoming NEET Examination, remember to stay calm, focused, and take things one step at a time. City Intimation Slips have already been released — 99.2% of candidates have been allotted their first-choice city, ensuring convenience and minimal travel stress. Admit Cards with exact centre details will be released on 26 April. The National Testing Agency (NTA) remains committed to conducting examinations that are free, fair, and transparent. Take care of your health, trust your preparation, and give your best. 🌿

@ANI Bruh, does other 15 lakh students not getting any gov college fails in life? No. What is this idiotic step?

#WATCH | Patna, Bihar: On a JEE aspirant found dead in a hostel, SHO Gandhi Maidan, Akhilesh Kumar Mishra says, "On 21st April, 2026, at around 8.30 PM, we received information from 112 control room that a student preparing for an exam had committed suicide... They were 3 cousin brothers who lived together... The student who has died was preparing for the JEE exams. His name is Sourav Kumar... When his cousins returned to their house from their coaching, they tried to open the door. When they checked from the door ventilation grill, they saw that he had hung himself... There was a suicide note, which the deceased had written to his parents. It says that he studies for the entire night but is not getting the result, so he is committing suicide... It seems like he was under pressure because of studies." (21.04)

@lmaooxdhahahaha Because I have interest in engineering, I want to move out of India after my college, and therefore I want to chase IIT. Everything is not about money.

I don’t understand why these people are still stuck chasing JEE and NEET… there are so many good options now to earn money... Karte raho gadha majduri hame kya

@GreenDrvIndia @VazeKshitij Who will give placements then? It will become just like another tier 3 private institute.

@VazeKshitij True .. govt should take care of Atleast top 10% students, without that no question of rapid acceleration of tech or science. Need Atleast 20 IISc and 100 more IITs.

Apparently, the 98th percentile in JEE mains gets you the rank of 22,000. I am praying for this year's batch man, this is BRUTAL!

@shashank_s57736 @anuprocks @NTA_Exams Nah bro, that is idiotic. JEE is not the end, just gotta hard work in the college or abhi to college ke baad SSC and UPSC bhi to hai hi, uski prep kr lena agar acchi placement na lage to.

@funpatfcb @anuprocks @NTA_Exams

@anuprocks Sir nta has given option 2[I.e 4 aromatic compounds ]as a answer in provisional which is correct I think but they changed it to option 3 [I.e 3 aromatic compound ] in final answerkey just want to know correct answer @NTA_Exams You have done wrong to us 8s2

@SegundaSpanish Babazorros – Deportivo Alaves (Baba in my local language means Dad 😂)

What is the best club nickname in Spanish football..? 🤔

@shashank_s57736 @NTA_Exams Pta nhi bhai, mere papa UPSC mai hai, agar UPSC mai kuch prob hoti to direct baat krvata, koi bhi NTA vaalo ka contact nhi mere paas :)

@funpatfcb @NTA_Exams Bhai m.depression me hu 6 marks me meri rank ki Maa chud jayegi Sach me -1 le liya ek me -5 unhone answer glt diya Kyakaru m

JEE RESULT DAY SO GUYS LISTEN THIS BEFORE CHECKING RESULT AND ALWAYS REMEMBER RESULT ACHA HO BURA HO H TOO APNI MEHNAT KA HEE....

@shashank_s57736 @NTA_Exams are bhai mere ko nhi pta kya ghol hai NTA mai abhi, kiske liye ye sb chiz ho rhi, blunders hai ya kya but it doesn't suit it. Ye har saal krte, soch un 2024 27S1 vaalo bacho ka, 240 pr 99 percentile, har saal vhi haal hai.

@funpatfcb Bhai kya h ye mdc sari calmness gyi shi question ke answer change Kar diye final answerkey me bhi blunders inki mkc @NTA_Exams plzz step down from taking any exams

@rightlyagreed @BarcaTouchline Idiot why are you calling a laliga shit? Respect laliga and the league because when you will not win it then you will realise its importance. Stop caring about UCL shit. Just because your rivals have won 15 UCL doesn't mean you also gotta win it.

@BarcaTouchline What do we have to focus on apart from this la liga shit

If anything, we should learn from Arsenal's 9 point collapse. Currently, Barca is also 9 points clear with 7 matches to go including one Clasico. We must finish the job, continue winning, cannot afford any slips.

Full-time in Manchester.

@GoanComrade No, I want good for spanish football first. Atleti did their work, they came, they played, they won, simple as that

@funpatfcb Fuck it we want atelti tears

Kinda excited for the city vs assnal game. Hopefully assnal would lose today and beat pathetico next week

@GoanComrade The top 2 countries in uefa coefficient every season gets 1 extra UCL spot. Last year top 2 were england and spain and this year england has already got one extra but spain is currently competing with Germany with only 0.5 points ahead. Spanish clubs gotta win the finals.

@funpatfcb Whos getting their spot reduced ?

@BBproductions24 @iDavid__ Money is not everything in life, why doesn't people still understand this? What is the point of having millions of dollars if you are not happy? If I had to leave my family, culture, and live under pressure to be rich, sorry I ain't doing it. Loyalty is a thing.

@funpatfcb @iDavid__ No more replies lol

He's literally the best Spanish striker itw and has great chemistry with our players as well (due to the Spanish NT) why aren't we linked to him LMFAO?

@CleanerMexican @GolVoa @NealGardner_ That was old format idiot which literally favoured giants. Since the format has been changed to single leg and that too at the home of lower team, the cup has the most randomness in top 5 leagues.

@GolVoa @NealGardner_ Barca won like 4 times in a row and reached 6 finals in a row between 2014-2019. talking bout ''randomness''.

I think this is the perfect example of the randomness of cup competitions. It’s rarely about the best team, or even the better team. And that’s why we love it.

@Benarasiyaa YE HUI NA BAAAT. ShAAABAASH

Shocking footage captures a tr@gic accident in Madhya Pradesh: Three young boys on a motorcycle, none wearing helmets, with one waving country-made gun. Just seconds later, they slammed into a stationary truck parked roadside - kiIIing all three instantly

@iDavid__ Still not gonna leave. Loyalty is important. Pedri is not that highly paid in this team; should he leave for a better UCL-winning team where he will get more salary???

@funpatfcb Imagine if had half of Lewandowski's wages 🤔