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God gave us math.

And it’s confirmed. With Stephen Miller’s positive test, we now know that the virus can be transferred *back* from humans to bats.

@k2j2neis @IKEAUSA Same @ikeausa Ive been trying to place a delivery order for a week and can't process it or get anyone on the phone @saraantes

In the interest of safety, we’ve decided to temporarily close all of our US stores to the public, effective March 18. We'll remain available at IKEA-USA.com and will continue to offer Click and Collect in many stores. Learn more: bit.ly/2WusZB7

@OgreGlang @NYC_DOT Same. Hasn’t worked in over a week. Deleted and re-downloaded app. Reentered cc. Etc. nothing. WTF?!

@NYC_DOT I use the #ParkNYC app daily and it hasn't worked in a week! The meters rarely work on Steinway St in Astoria and I've received multiple parking tickets. The app needs a fix or update ASAP!

Get tickets to our monthly book club at @MEATBALLERS discussing The Incendiaries by R. O. Kwon: goo.gl/ZQnUVt via @TastingTable

Cue: "I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEF" goo.gl/njKXwe via @TastingTable

If @TheLobsterLady1's victory at the @TastingTable #LobsterRumble didn't make your heart skip 3 beats last night, we don't know what will: goo.gl/uwibk8 via @TastingTable

Save the date for @TastingTable's Lobster Rumble, the best, butteriest event of summer: goo.gl/2HwcTU

How to Pull off an Easy Holiday Gathering: goo.gl/kpFn26 via @TastingTable @NOLETSGins #spon

Join @AliceWaters and Jake Gyllenhaal for an evening benefiting Edible Schoolyard, @ESYNYC: goo.gl/exyA8s via @TastingTable

"[Failed nazis after WWII] lived the rest of their lives in shame and now rest in hell...." Powerful little vid twitter.com/attn/status/89…

The magical culinary island you've never heard of: goo.gl/BLbQkR via @TastingTable

We see your sangria and raise you this charred peach rosé version: goo.gl/MGTh9E via @TastingTable

Summer nights and outdoor parties call for sweet and tart spiked peach lemonade: goo.gl/r5PAG4 via @TastingTable @NOLETSGins #spon

These 3 sweet and salty tropical marinades will change your grilling game this summer goo.gl/wn2JGT @DoleTweets #spon

If you think the #RompHim is a new thing our fashion-pioneering generation has come up with, that's just straight up erroneous.

Actually, in America, we don't have to worship God if we don't want to. twitter.com/foxnews/status…

We can't get enough of this traditional Spanish one-pan pasta: goo.gl/JbKI4o via @TastingTable