David Gamble

im going to name my first album jesus christ because people keep saying it when i tell jokes

@BowTiedTrance im in

I'm adding every single person by hand as requests come in. You should get a notification that says something like, "BowTiedTrance added you to List Sipper Siblings."

@Budgetdog_ is it called budgetdog because you look like a dog

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@chopperfixr47 @kid_riles 😂 this is why its impossible to like you

@kid_riles I just want to point out that M&Ms are made by Mars Incorporated. Mars is being boycotted by the left because they have a pro Israel stance. So technically “the left hates this”

The right hates this.

@TiffanyFong did you quit vaping so we could marry

my family has zero holiday traditions. no christmas tree, no christmas lights, no christmas dinner. we do nothing.🥲

@The_MMW 999500

In ONE word, what prevents people from becoming millionaires?

@aymanalabdul @DefiantLs underrated

@DefiantLs Multiple cars in front of your house

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@verticalcheddar @EthanHe_42 @xai @grok i was worried it would say advanced degree

@importantest @EthanHe_42 @xai @grok Thanks, guess I should learn how to grok first :P

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@verticalcheddar @EthanHe_42 @xai @grok can you please answer this question

@EthanHe_42 @xai Which coding bootcamp will best prepare me for this role??

@B_FromCaliFoo 🙌

i keep hearing schizophrenia medication ads and wondering why are they targeting me with those unless of course they are not real in which case i should find medication

@bluewhalecoop thanks

@importantest They wanna diagnose everyone with some type of disorder so they can legally strip you of your rights. No gun ownership is one of them. The absolute last thing you want is a diagnosis of any type of mental disorder.

@j10swizzyprod tyvm!

@importantest You’re so funny

breaking bad is hard to watch disturbing in 2008 a 40k salary could mean a stay at home wife a house a kid and a pool

@LinSD13 😂 doesnt he work at a shoe store or something

@importantest Married with Children was disturbing, too.

@Equinzu_orcha good point, he says at some point he made 40 something last year, his wife is pregnant and soon hell be gone. i guess it must have been between both

@importantest He was working the car wash too.

@OleBeeM oh its a troll acount you did get me

We all worship the same God. We all just serve different Philosophers of that God.

@KettlebellDan account check feature, path to fixing it. this account is still worthless

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(smugly removing my glasses) im sorry, dont you mean girlnecology

"oh you like making dark jokes huh, why dont you try and write a joke about orphans" there is nothing funny about orphans if orphans were funny they would still have parents

want to raise children but dont trust family court? play it safe, only date junkies!