Jack H.

@LndamyDark Lmaooo the capybara just chillin like “aye bruh lemme enjoy my corn while yall yap and I’m cool”

Largest rodent in the world 100 lb capybara. Watching Robert reminds me so much of Steve. I can't believe how much they look alike.

@Nonexistent_One @xevekiah Ouch 😬

@xevekiah Im not sure if this is the worst. But I gave this guy a stuff animal and he said "Thanks, I'll give it to my little sister. "

Just curious guys, what’s the worst thing you’ve done just to get your crush’s attention???

@ethi_ethiraj @emilykmay @yavanikashah I almost spit out my tea because damn you just hit the nail on its head

@emilykmay @yavanikashah Female friendships are all about validating and hyping each other because they lack motivation and feel insecure.

Hot take as a woman who actually has really wholesome female friendships: male friendships are kind of… insane. two men can hang out for 4 hours, say maybe 17 total words, share a bag of chips, send each other one stupid reel, and go home like “great catching up bro.” no emotional recap. no post-hangout analysis. no “did I say something weird when I laughed?” they can go 6 months without talking, then meet again and immediately pick up the exact same joke from 2017. women meanwhile will do a full psychological autopsy on a slightly delayed reply. I’m not even judging. I’m just observing a level of emotional minimalism that feels both deeply confusing and… kind of powerful.

@Bobby1_x @CENTCOM 2500 marines + 2500 navy sailors en route rn btw

@CENTCOM All the things you guys bomb mean absolutely nothing if you can't even control the Strait of Hormuz This is showing the world the weakness of our military

Update from CENTCOM Commander on Operation Epic Fury:

@CENTCOM @DeptofWar I don’t think people really understand that eventually Iran physically won’t be able to do anything. The U.S. is slowly destroying every physical aspect of Irans military power and Americans are dealing with the natural blowback that comes with this. It’s going to be worth it

@NashSevereWx Issued

A Tornado Watch will likely be issued for us within the next hour. Forecast remains on track, with damaging straight-line winds being the main threat, an isolated tornado possible. ETA still ~10-11p. Stay connected and have a way to wake up/know where your safe place if a warning is issued for you.

@AmericanXAlien @RyanHatesGovt Well too bad for you but my 2 arm rock would fuck yours up 😂

@RyanHatesGovt My electric mouse would fuck his up 😂😂

Mine would fuck yours up.

@NoAlphaLimits Hi buddy there’s something called HELIOS, look it up

@Happyme2020P @JinWooIQ explain when iran sent 2,000 drones at once to destory 1 target moves at light speed so it would take out a TON btw

@JinWooIQ Explain how this ‘HELIO’ stops a swarm of 2000 drones!

@Boujie88 @ImMeme0 Say that to their face and watch what happens They’ve seen more people killed than you’ve had any sort of relationship with

@ImMeme0 This is just embarrassing 😂😂

🚨 BREAKING: American veterans have started a trend, dusting off their uniforms and ready to answer the call if our nation needs defending. These are the true heroes! 🫡🇺🇸 The same men and women who have served before are prepared to rise for America once more.

@johannesmkx Why should I believe any of this is smart if you JUST realized Iran is mountainous 💀 U think they out there mowing grass in the tropical forest or sum?

I just learned that Iran is an extremely mountainous country. If anyone in Tel Aviv or Washington thinks they can beat Iran, they are mentally unwell. It's textbook impossible to defeat a mountainous country because ground troop movements will exhaust the invader. You'll be attacked by guerrillas coming down the hills, killing you all. This is going to be the US Army's Battle of the Teutoburg Forest. You are going to lose this. Mountains are why countries such as mountainous Switzerland also cannot be invaded. To know anything about military strategy, read Von Clausewitz's On War. The German military genius extensively discussed mountains as a 'retarding principle'—mountains slow down military movement. Mountains favor guerilla warfare and make decisive action impossible. Mountains favor the defenders. The invading armies are fighting literal uphill battles. Everyone at the Pentagon has lost their minds. I'm truly stupefied at the lack of functional brains among Western military strategists. What on Earth are you doing? I'm stupefied that anyone thinks the West can defeat Iran. No, you won't. Iran is protected by mountains. It cannot be defeated.

@pokedaxi Caught in first ball

Craziest Wild Legendary Catches Thread 🧵👇

@BRICSinfo how about this, get rid of it or we continue to hum "bomb iran" in our head

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says it is ready to abandon its nuclear program if the US offers a 'satisfactory' deal.

@BRICSinfo istg this dude ragebaiting... "they're gonna push them to make nukes with a war to prevent them from making nukes"

🇷🇺🇮🇷 Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov says the United States and Israel's actions could push Iran to develop nuclear weapons.

@BeijingDai Why throw 2000 pebbles at a plastic wall when you can throw 300 huge stones at it instead

In the first Iraq War in 1990, the US had 1900+ aircrafts, 6 aircraft carriers, and 38 allies; In the Second Iraq War in 2003, the US had 863 aircrafts, 5 aircraft carriers, and 16 allies; In the 2026 Iran War, the US had 300+ aircrafts, 2 aircraft carriers, and only 1 ally; From these numbers, you can see the decline of the empire.

@cryptominerz @Art0fLife_ this is the funniest comment ive seen in a long time :sob:

@Art0fLife_ I tried this just before a job interview and the interviewer saw me doing it and thought I was retarded. I didn't get the job.

An old army trick to get rid of anxiety and fear extremely fast:

@BRICSinfo They better hope not.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran says its attacks on US bases in the Middle East caused over 100 American troop casualties.

@ShaykhSulaiman They also said they hit the Lincoln…😂

JUST IN: IRGC TAKE OUT US DESTROYER “Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) announces that its navy struck a US destroyer more than 600 km off the Iranian coast in the Indian Ocean as part of Operation True Promise 4, using Qadr 380 and Tala’iyeh missiles. The statement claimed the vessel was hit while refueling from a US tanker, triggering a massive fire on both ships.” Source: Cradle

@fatihkhanzada @MOSSADil This guy agrees alll the way from hell

@MOSSADil Perfect landing😂

WATCH: A Navy pilot lands an F/A 18 on an aircraft carrier

@DailyIranNews This is fake, but if it wasn't, you'd better hope it was because someone else will be raising your children.

🚨 BREAKING: Iran says they just killed 160 American soldiers in a US base strike in Abu Dhabi This is not confirmed yet by American reports.