Just Me.

All of Utah rn (right now)

@AmyMek South Salt Lake looks like Mogadishu now.

🚨ALERT UTAH - YOUR RED STATE IS QUIETLY BECOMING “LITTLE SOMALIA In the heart of conservative Mormon country - long seen as one of America’s reddest and most family-oriented states 0 a Somali Bantu Muslim community of roughly 10,000 is openly celebrating its rapid growth. They admit they’re “taking over slowly” while receiving $5.7 MILLION in federal grants and full-throated praise from the Utah Muslim Civic League. “Everybody knows this as the Mormon state, right? Nobody thinks about Somalis here… It’s a lot of Mormons. It’s a lot of Muslims too.” They’re moving in from Minnesota (the Somali capital), Dallas, and beyond because Utah is “a lot safer to raise kids” and steer them toward the deen — the full Islamic lifestyle. One organizer says plainly: “Western countries are really hard to raise your kids towards the deen… so a lot of people find that it’s really safe here.” Their nonprofit runs youth programs, basketball tournaments, and Eid events, while their explicit goal is to connect kids to the mosques “not just on Ramadan… even after Eid.” Sisters say they feel “respected” wearing hijab in public, and jobs now accommodate prayer times and Ramadan. 🚨 Meanwhile, the Somali Bantu Association of America has pocketed $5.7 million in U.S. taxpayer grants since 2017 ($5.1M direct + $602K subgrants) for “integration” programs, while on the ground they prioritize Islamic practice “from babies all the way until we pass away.” They even received a $10,000 grant from Islamic Relief USA, an organization long accused of Muslim Brotherhood ties. And one of the groups closest to Governor Cox? The Utah Muslim Civic League, which brags about 60,000+ Muslims and 15,000+ registered Muslim voters in Utah. They openly cheer the Somali Bantus: “Please put your hands together for The Somali Bantu Basketball Association… an incredible non-profit organization to support refugee families…” This is not “diversity.” This is demographic conquest in America’s reddest stronghold. Utahns - especially Latter-day Saints - your state is being transformed while your leaders host Iftars and your tax dollars fund it. Demand answers. Pause the refugee flow. Protect your culture. No reciprocity. No surrender. The “Mormon state” should not become the “Little Somalia” of the Rockies. Pay attention, Utah. SEE THE FULL REPORT: rairfoundation.com/red-state-utah…

@lady_valor_07 Toss the tater tots in the garbage and slap my wife for making them.

You just got off a 15 hour overnight shift and come home to this. What do you do?

@SenMarkKelly Eat a bag of dicks Kelly.

This is from a gas station in Phoenix yesterday: $6.49 for a gallon of gas. All because Trump started war with no plan and no idea how it would affect everyday Americans. I'm fighting to suspend the federal gas tax to bring families some relief, but what they really need is a president focused on lowering their costs.

@FirearmFury .50mm

Guess a caliber

@mdtlion @IfindRetards He makes cucumbers nervous.

@IfindRetards Yes…

Is Newsom gay or retarded?

@IfindRetards Both.

Thailand is considering shortening the tourist visa from 60 days to 30 days due to widespread frustration with tourist behaviour. Main complaints by nationality by Thais: Chinese tourists: Travel in large, loud groups, often rude and disrespectful. Refuse Thai food, only eat Chinese cuisine. Frequent littering and ignoring religious site rules. Indian tourists: Large groups that litter beaches. Loud public behaviour. Aggressive haggling. Refuse to follow venue rules. Dominant presence in sex tourism areas like Pattaya. Low spending compared to other tourists. Many working illegally. Hygiene issues. Russian tourists: Drunken, disruptive behaviour. Shirtless in public. Fighting and rowdy antics Sense of entitlement. Working illegally. Israeli tourists: Strong sense of entitlement. Unpaid bills. Public intoxication. Aggressive and disrespectful behaviour. British tourists: Stag and hen night culture. Blackout drinking. Shirtless in public. Bar fights and disorderly conduct.

look at this retard

WTF is that? 👀

@SusieM414141 I have to confess. I stole a roll of toilet paper from the gas station last week. Did you know your sim card tool is the perfect key for opening up the TP holder?

A shoplifter’s tale! This woman is being questioned by police because she was caught stealing Nike merchandise at a department store. Now she’s arguing with the officers, speaking rapidly and deflecting. Why are they always on the phone? She could have just given up the items at the beginning and not made such a scene. Parts 2 and 3 in comments below.

@SusieM414141 Pixelating cleavage now?

@itsthatgigi @united I want to bring my emotional support pony.

@united Can I bring my my dog if I have this

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

@united Can you get a BJ from the stewardesses or is that extra?

@TheGermanicist Is this your license plate? 2KOKS

Sometimes I hate living in Utah.

@povcops Punch this fat fuck in the face.