Damn, you don't open this app all day and it's just the most insane people ever
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Jonathan Polliser
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Jonathan Polliser
@jonpolliser
Devoted fan, gifted hater, bad comedian
Tham gia Nisan 2026
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It's wild how some people make you a part of their narrative and meanwhile you're just some guy
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@jonpolliser @stallion_1333 @fleshsimulator “You’re having a psychotic break”, says the dude making multiple burners and having a psychotic break. I think you gotta log off lil bro
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@c0ck_l3snar I always thought it was buttcheeks penis disorder, thanks for clearing that up
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@elonmusk To do list:
- Try and convince the public I'm not a nazi pig
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If you work 60 hours from Monday-Friday it is perfectly okay to just stay up for the entire weekend, don't let the haters stop you
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You ever try to relax but suddenly just become aware of everything instead
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thinking about going back to school to get my master's degree but there aren't a lot of jobs in the field of farting shitting and pooping
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@unafurracansada @MateriaMundi Alright, maybe take some deep breaths and try to ground yourself. Feel better.
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This is the part of the game I hate the most.
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@fleshsimulator I think you’re having a psychotic break, brother. I’m just a guy. Hope you snap out of it!
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@BrittanyXVenti be the change you want to see in the world
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@captive_dreamer One of the saddest, most pathetic posts I could imagine after midnight on a Friday night
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When antifa came after me they attacked me as hard as they could. When I told them to fuck themselves they went after my family.
What did they think would happen? I hate them now more than could be humanly possible. I'll take it to the grave.
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When you're trapped in the middle of nowhere three weeks per month for work you start doing things like asking yourself if the dumbest show in the history of television might just be worth watching
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What a pussy omfg😂😂 Jeff the killer is going to touch you when you sleep tonight
Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser
The whole reason I'm here is to fire off bits and have a laugh while I'm working remotely in the middle of nowhere, but even after a couple of days I can tell there is some bad energy going on, like someone's gonna end up wearing my skin as a mask.
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I don't want to be mean, but this Dana Carvey/David Spade podcast is like losing your erection during sex
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