John Myers

@Dad_2_The_Bone “Hey.. would ya like to buy a monkey?”

Toss in an obscure movie line - see who can figure out the movie Here’s my entry: You won a free oven mitt!!!

@danielleRoyalKC Agree 💯

I'm sorry but again, this feels so irresponsible to me! And everyone is celebrating it! Listen, I have a tall beer at the park and I trust every adult can manage their own limits, I just think it's not a good look as a promotion from actual organizations

@msriannbakes You’re frickin’ adorable - SO happy for you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

this is for All of us, really. All the people who watched me start a bakery, live without heat in a lead filled apartment, go to court, struggle to afford flour, mail out late orders, and cry on the kitchen floor We did it all with these doubled taped clearance section Glasses

@danielleRoyalKC Have you tried not being on your phone? 🤪

You guys I can't sleep, helllllp! 😭

@KC_Sass @TUsreymusic @zachlanebryan A million bucks, I could not possibly care less - I’ll listen to anything for 48 hrs. 🙃

🤔. @TUsreymusic or @zachlanebryan

@Mr_Husky1 Absolutely the fuck not. MASSIVE red flag. Honestly, with a demand like that, I’d call it off. I don’t see a way that ends well.

I’m about to get married, and my fiancé knows I have an inheritance that was left to me by my grandparents. It’s in my name only, and I’ve been saving it for years. Now he’s saying that before we get married, I should put the entire inheritance into a joint account so we can “start fresh together,” or he doesn’t think we should go through with the wedding. I’m 36 already and this is something my family worked hard to leave me. I’m torn between wanting to build a life together and feeling like I’m being pressured to give up something important to me. What do you think I should do? By isitmeaitah

@kcrehabguy Those numbers even look low to me. Youth sports is a disgusting machine.

Being in the thick of this, its out of control. We've resisted the pressure thus far. Kids are playing multiple sports. Refusing to buy 2 bats, sliding mitts, etc. Kids just want to be with their friends. Lots of this is just feeding parent egos.

@KUTheShiver Ughhhh, that ‘03 game still frickin’ HAUNTS me. 🤮😭🤬

Nothing is close to 97 and 03 for me. The rest are just “you can’t win them all” loses compared to those two

@mrpyo1 I’m 57 and will be gaming until the day I die.

I'm in a Caffe place playing switch 2 then a random person comes up and says: "Aren't you too old for that gaming shit" Crazy how people still look down on gaming today 💀

@cmclymer I’ll be honest, I don’t pay a ton of attention to her, but she seems like she would be absolutely insufferable to be around.

Chappell Roan seems to be making two different points, one of them right and one of them wrong, and conflating the two. The first is that she shouldn't be harassed, stalked, have her privacy invaded, have the right to say "no" when asked for a selfie, etc., and she's correct on all of that. But the second is that she's entitled to treat global fame as an on/off switch. She should be able to be globally famous when she wants but also anonymous when she wants. She wants to be recognized as an artistic icon when she's walking down the street, and she also wants everyone else to pretend they don't recognize her when she's walking down the street. She wants the notoriety and all the cool shit that comes with being globally admired, which is perfectly valid, but she also wants to walk into any public space and expect that fans won't come up and ask for a selfie. There are countless artists who produce widely admired art and don't seek out global fame. They love creating art that other people enjoy and they want more people to enjoy it but they also don't leverage huge PR resources to push that art. They don't go out of their way to be recognized. Chappell Roan does leverage PR. She wants screen time. She wants good publicity. She wants to be recognized as a celebrity on sight. That's all fine. Nothing wrong with that. But she also wants her fans to adore her public presence while pretending she doesn't exist when she's right in front of them in a public space, which is very odd and unreasonable. And it's silly as hell to conflate that very unreasonable demand--that fans should read her mind and shouldn't walk up in public and ask for a selfie--with her correct point that she shouldn't have her privacy violated or be harassed. She should be able to turn down taking a selfie, no doubt, but wanting her fans to not ask for a selfie in the first place when her career hinges on public adoration? C'mon, Chappell. You know that doesn't make any sense.

@Stokedfight And apparently it’s hard for you to understand what a street fight is. AD destroys him.

It's hard to explain to someone who isn't a boxing fan that the guy on the left beats the guy on the right in a street fight.

@KC_Sass Sending love ❤️❤️❤️

Fully aware this is an annoying vague post… but I’m not ready to share details yet and this mama brain can’t type out the possibilities because it makes them too real… But any thoughts and prayers are appreciated. Taking youngest kid to the dr tomorrow. Looking for answers and not liking the possibilities. TIA.

@PaulPabst Nah, gimme Central

Debating the best time zone for sports fans. I said Mountain...by far. Lots of blowback on that. Seems obvi.

@marclamonthill NGL, it’s got me fired up to play and I’m a 57 yo, 5’9” skinny white guy who never played organized ball in his life.

This only looks outrageous to people who haven’t played sports. Are there other approaches to coaching that also work? Yes. But I’m not upset by this approach, based on what she’s actually saying to her.

@deidrejowen Not to be that guy, but imma be that guy. The way Reese’s cups are made, that’s not possible. 🤪

My favorite part of this is how the bites taken out of the front 3 remain as part of the presentation lol

@danielleRoyalKC Mega size boxes at Walmart are the way!

What's with the price of cereal these days I mean how am I supposed to afford supper?!

@LauraLoomer Yes, you. The fact that you even exist is WAY worse than a crying baby on a plane.

Is there anything worse than a crying baby on a plane? I wish parents would control their children. It’s so disruptive. I refuse to believe a baby cries for 10 hours. At some point this is just bad parenting, right?

@Linebackers_U @Lesmaruo44 Disgusting

@GeorgeRoush That’s flippin’ GORGEOUS work!! Well done, kids!! 🔥🔥🔥

I loaned my 1971 Lincoln to a highschool as a teaching aid. They were learning classic restoration on it. Look at the miracle they pulled off:

@Dad_2_The_Bone I honestly liked most of the meals in elementary school (born in ‘69). Probably my favorite was a tostada, corn and a cinnamon roll - the cinnamon rolls were DELICIOUS. Pizza was always good, liked the burgers, which I think were actually soy burgers.

I'm working on a goofy project and need some help. What were some cafeteria foods that you remember from school? Were they gross or tasty?