Juice (JUpiter ICy moons Explorer)

i just realized i haven't been this clean for this long in ages

no surprise there quagmire

@terminallyOL i mean it is the WHITE house

can't believe the white house official account is whitewashing trump like this

@cherubslush you better have said yes

my dad offered me beer….im 16-

i hate edging im more of a straight to the point typa guy

using a shrink ray on my uncle and letting him nest inside the hookah

braiding my arteries and pubic hairs together to form a kuru

what’s that? you don't jerk off to scat?? Fucking loser. Point and laugh boys, point and laugh.

If I were trans and people deadnamed me how they deadname twitter I would kill myself

@ponderingpussy sludge of doom and despair

I jst wanted a mug cake ☹️

i look like a fat retarded lolcow i genuinely deserve to die

i thought blue balls was like getting cold feet like man i'm so nervous i've got cold feet man this is stressful i've got blue balls

thai people be like Here are the cigarettes of heart disease and despair

My autistic son didn’t wanna be “oomfs” with me so I tied his foreskin in a knot and when he tried to pee he exploded

gutting myself like a fish on facebook live

@failedmilitant enjoy it and Don't lax abuse u like the feeling of shitting? That's kinda Gay bro😳

wondering if i should just eat that ice cream and lax abuse after to cancel it out.. choices choices

@lucifynt @St4rzOnMy_Sc4rz this reminded me that i also have ramen thanks severus snape of ykwtwt

@St4rzOnMy_Sc4rz this reminds me i have ramen... thank yew 🤤

Ramen and Angel milk for lunch today

@p0l333 you'll be walking out early but the show must go on

then i wont try it on

ur likr a crested gecko and i'm a gargoyle gecko cause unlike you my nipples Always grow back after falling off.✋😮‍💨🤚

i will be unalived by a pew pew on this hill😹😳🫱