Farmer

I never should have open X account for my farm animals. I'm having a hard time controlling 'em .

Just so y'all know , I've gained control over the : Dog Cat Sheep Chicken

I'll be damned

Single father going through alot 🙆

Was surprised chicken ain't tweeting anymore then I remember I had fried breast and wings for dinner .

Cow's in China🇨🇳 be like 'moooooo Ni hao nigga ' .

If Cow's in UK have the same accent I'm breaking a rib laughing bro .

@Alpacaincrisis You ain't part of my farm gang get off my back 😭

he’s lying

My dog impregnated two of my neighbors dogs , this whole time he's been staring on me like😭 :

I can't find my debit card then I'm getting an email from the agro vet 'payment successful ' . Cow's going too far . Son get me my shotgun.

@adogtwting 😂😂😭

i still have a hard time recovering from this

Saw you mate thirteen cows today , you Gon die of dehydration . Careful.

A lot more tough lessons, more men in the world, less women

All these farm animals gotta pay taxes from today .

@LauraLadybug4 @zookeeperIsHere I bet .

@l3vvrayson @zookeeperIsHere Get it together

So far #animaltwitter is kinda mean, and sometimes cruel. And there are supposed to be 2 guys in charge, @l3vvrayson and @zookeeperIsHere, tho it seems like they aren't doing much. 😆

Cow's ate the GMO's cornfield 🌽 now milk takes like lab product. 🚮

Truest meme I stole today Idgaf