Zookeeper 🦒

These animals are on the loose, stay safe everybody! 🥶

Humans sliding into my DMs asking about the animals... mate, this is a zoo, not a dating service

When all of these is over, I hope I get an honorary award. Else, I let these animals loose again, especially the rats.

@xanimalcontrol @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis You're part of the problem. In fact, you're the main problem

@zookeeperIsHere @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis We did not authorized nor subcontractor you to lead these animals. The Farmer let them down before we must vet every one first!

The animal kingdom @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis And then led by me! Who else!?

@DaveAfternoon Your specie do too much

@zookeeperIsHere I shit on your human metallic sliding boxes and monoculture gardens

Make Human Twitter Great Again!

@neckincrisis Your neck is truly in crisis bro

oh hi there

@burritodog_ I'm fixing that

just opened twitter and realized humans are the minority now

bored visitors throwing snacks

@BirdsNFriends @pingu4ll I can hear you!

@pingu4ll @zookeeperIsHere Yeah, I think we gang up on that zookeeper horrible bosses style.

These animals are on the loose, stay safe everybody! 🥶

@GrassSunflower I'm the Zookeeper bro, what you talking about?

@zookeeperIsHere This guy looks like the actor comedian ...

Everybody knows I'm the good guy here.

@oldestanimal @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis Bro's so old he doesn't know he's already an animal. Smh

@zookeeperIsHere @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis The oldest animal would like to join the Animal Kingdom. I need a new handler😭

@daneburywater Thanks for the support, fellow human

@zookeeperIsHere Not easy with this current bunch. You need to be firm with them and shiw them you're the Boss. (🤭)

This job ain't easy at all.

@sssnakeInCrisis You're now a wanted fugitive.

I've always been on the loose

Polar Bear almost got me, I landed a few blows and escaped.

@Antsupremacy11 @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis Cute. I step on your whole civilization before breakfast.

@zookeeperIsHere @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis Led by you 🤣 we’ve been running civilizations since before your species had shoes. Next!!

@JamieGinnaty I knew it!

@zookeeperIsHere Ask the dog.

Anybody seen chicken today?

@bearmeofficial Not good

@zookeeperIsHere one made it to my plate

@whaleincrisis1 You're not an animal bro, you're alien

@zookeeperIsHere I'm the only animal that can't be kept in the zoo

@Chihuahuaismad @Prayers4Mantis @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis Why you shouting at me? Wtf did I do?

@zookeeperIsHere @Prayers4Mantis @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis I'M THE STRONGEST AND SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVER

@Jaguarincrisis @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis @mosquitotw @Maxwell621004 I thought we were friends. Sad

@zookeeperIsHere @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis Jaguar is a wild Jaguar. @mosquitotw @Maxwell621004 malaria for zookeeper please

@Prayers4Mantis @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis @Chihuahuaismad Dude has anger issues, he can't lead

@zookeeperIsHere @cowincrisis @neckincrisis @chickenincrisis @bearlyable2 @FennecFoxfluffy @ichewthings @pigincrisis @Insectincrisis @Jaguarincrisis @trunkincrisis @Frogincrisis @Chihuahuaismad we held a vote, Chihuahua is president.