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Chris Smith
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Chris Smith
@levin86
I SAID GOD DAMN
Oklahoma FTW Tham gia Temmuz 2009
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Why do so many people demonize masturbation when it’s probably the healthiest and safest way to express yourself sexually
luke✰@lukestaydipped
me at 3am fighting the urge to masturbate and trying to be a better person 😭
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@WifiRumHam @MaxVelocityWX I wish cops would stake out the underside of overpasses and just walk down and start writing massive fucking tickets
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@MaxVelocityWX Really weird that you all don't understand why people do it. You are Abe Simpson yelling at the cloud. Stop being naive.
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CAN WE STOP DOING THIS
Jason Cooley 🌪️🎺@JasonCooleyWX
Quit doing this guys. Drivers blocking the roadway under I-40 near Elk City, Oklahoma.
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Not a single person in this photo is named:
“Wajahat Ali”
Wajahat Ali@WajahatAli
y'all don't realize you're radicalizing a majority of Americans who already loathe the GOP and its policies.
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@RepNancyMace No death penalty for anyone. Let’s not make more LEOs murderers
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There is no place on this earth for those who rape children.
We introduced the Death Penalty for Child Rapists Act to make sure those who prey on our most vulnerable face the harshest consequence we can deliver.
Child rapists don't get second chances. They get the death penalty.
We will never apologize for protecting America's children.
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@bluehollowice @Three_Cone This team is the thing I’m most greedy about in the world
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Mike Waltz: "The world cannot have a genocidal, aggressive regime with its hand on a nuclear button"
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Some niggas will look you dead in the eyes and swear they’d pick Beyoncé over this.
Hoops@Hoopss
Margot Robbie is special
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@DineshDSouza @Error404GaryB I bet his biggest was joy doing something about people like you
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Obama’s mom Stanley Ann abandoned him by sending him at the age of 10 to live in America while she gallivanted with various men in Indonesia. Obama retaliated by not going to her bedside when she was dying of cancer, and skipping her funeral. That’s the real story.
Barack Obama@BarackObama
This Mother’s Day, I’m thinking about my mom, and all the lessons she taught me. I'm proud to honor her memory with the Ann Dunham Water Terrace at the Obama Presidential Center.
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@OrthodoxWario @big_pedestrian Because the only reason everyone drives is because of the billions spent destroying every option for transportation other than a are
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Driving is one of the most subsidized activities in America. Every aspect of our transportation system—land use, built environment, energy policy, policies and laws—are designed to disguise the enormous risks, harms and costs of driving and pass them onto everyone but the driver.
Washington Post Opinions@PostOpinions
In Washington D.C., taxpayers who don’t take the train or bus are increasingly subsidizing those who do, and it’s not sustainable. @DominicJPino explains why. 🔗 Read more: wapo.st/42nR9Ok
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@skscartoon Sure, when you realize literally every other position is between them in the coin
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Nazism and communism are the two sides of the same SOCIALIST coin.
Alice Smith@TheAliceSmith
Nazi = National SOCIALIST Party Nazi = National SOCIALIST Party Nazi = National SOCIALIST Party Nazi = National SOCIALIST Party Nazi = National SOCIALIST Party Nazi = National SOCIALIST Party Nazi = National SOCIALIST Party
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@mikebolen If people wanted automated drinks the only thing that would be in a bar is vending machines
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If a bar owner had two bars in the same building. One with hot, young bikini girls selling $8 beers and $20 cocktails plus tip.
On the other side of the room Optimus robot bar selling $4 beers and $10 cocktails, no tip.
Which side has a line?
Jason, Human Bartender@jasonc_nc
Hi. Bar owner here. I have absolutely zero interest in this.
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