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jorjor wel

@maxsplaining

im 28 . im a trinity santos defender . so fuck off

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jorjor wel@maxsplaining·
Thread of bad cat names, go
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trinity santos’ butch stance
bro……… i love women sm. being a lesbian is a blessing to me
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Gami@gami_vc·
Australia’s population ranks 55th globally, but its retirement savings pool is the 4th largest on earth.
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Thanatos@LoverboyThan·
I wanna be a porn actor but specifically the ones that walk in on them fucking and then run away crying
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bald myha’la 🍨 watching the pitt
acting like Langdon isn’t a drug addict just because he’s not doing parkour around Pittsburgh like he’s Rue
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ray - is in the pitt
ray - is in the pitt@351hotdogz·
this isn’t the place for critical thinking or long conversations, but i still don’t understand how people are writing off samira leaving in the middle of a residency year as logical. from both a writing and viewing standpoint that doesn’t make sense.
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jorjor wel@maxsplaining·
this is what I mean when I say most of the time someone is using the toilet, the seat is down, put the seat down bc it’s this: Standing to pee - 1 sitting to pee - 1 sitting to shit - 2 that’s 3 times out of 4 times that someone is sitting . PUT THE SEAT DOWN !!!
Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett

i worked with a guy who refused to pee sitting down. i asked him what about when he's taking a dump, and he said he stands to pee first then sits to shit. i said that's just fucking crazy, and he said "chicks sit to pee". i said "chicks sit to shit too, why don't you shit standing up?" and he just got angry

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Jett 🜲@iky_fwjett·
i worked with a guy who refused to pee sitting down. i asked him what about when he's taking a dump, and he said he stands to pee first then sits to shit. i said that's just fucking crazy, and he said "chicks sit to pee". i said "chicks sit to shit too, why don't you shit standing up?" and he just got angry
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darling 🪩@ohwellyes·
one must imagine samira mohan happy
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☀️AliquisNovus☀️
That one pimple on your back that’s directly hooked up to your central nervous system for some reason
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Tom English@thmsenglsh·
Easter Sunday just like: Coles: closed Woolworths: closed Cafe near your house: open 10am-12pm Random store selling fishing rods: OPEN TILL 11PM
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LilSmurf@LilSmurfYT·
I went to a restaurant and there was a kid at another table with an iPad and this was his wallpaper
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anna (In Play, Run(s))@rockmeannadeus·
listening to what my 1 year old nephew is babbling to me while i'm trying to figure out if this is a pukey hangover or not
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