Bob's Corner Spot

Picture this: folks refuse to watch a sport bc players kneel for a song and not bc players are giving each other brain damage every play

@AlmostMedia @TheStalwart Quite ageist, no?

@TheStalwart Literally anyone under the age of 50

Mainstream Democrats who say they want an alternative to Biden. Tbh I don’t really get it. The man has a long career of steamrolling opponents and passing substantive legislation. What else are people looking for in a candidate?

No better feeling than slamming your ass into a random man 5 inches taller than you to get a rebound in a meaningless pickup game at 7:00 AM

@ImNotOwned It’s so embarrassing to drive a car that’s not 10+ years old or an EV

Jerome Powell, AKA Sully Sullivan

@kktweetshaha Recently got some advice from a priest on this topic. Living together, even sleeping in the same bed, before marriage is actually not a sin. The issue is that it increases the likelihood of pre-marital sex. You should simply tell your mother to have faith in your restraint.

Damn my 2022 top 100 songs playlist is good as crap. I love all these songs

@hoop3r Thank you, Hooper!

Paying a 16 yo $100 to control my Instagram and change my last name to my wife’s last name hyphen my last name the second my lips touch hers at our wedding.

A custom Carolina Panthers Jersey Number: 95.7 Name: The Riiiiiiide

@mattyglesias Sbarro doesn’t serve Apizza though. Unless that location has it?

If I were designing the economy I would simply make it so that the speeches of one guy and his decision about the interest rate that banks use to lend money to each other for one night didn’t matter that much.

Another starting QB announcement. Mack Brown tabs Drake Maye as the starter. He's the younger brother of Tar Heel hoops great, Luke Maye. Drake Maye flipped from Bama to UNC during his recruitment.

@thetroopsNBA @RodneySuckSuck Beer went from 12oz to 0oz like it saw a state trooper 🤣

@nd2nd_encrypted @RodneySuckSuck It’s really like beer has four seasons all in one weekend fr

Drinking beer with your friends on the weekend honestly hits so different

Eating a hot and fresh rotisserie chicken from the grocery store with your hands right when you get home (maybe even sneaking a few bites in the car) is better than anything you can get at a Michelin star restaurant.

@ImNotOwned The economy is all about GDP (Gas Domestic Price)

*my son and grandson looking at my tombstone My son: “Yeah your grand daddy was a data miner” My grandson: “Woah! Humans used to do that?” My son: “Yep, he nearly went blind all those years minin’ away for the big boss man. He always said his eyes hurt so we could prosper”

Fruit has no business going as hard as it does