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@EstherPassaris @MamaRachelRuto utakuja lini tuabudu

Targeting our First Lady, Her Excellency @MamaRachelRuto, and suggesting that her wearing shades is evidence of abuse is reckless and irresponsible. Sexual and gender-based violence is not something to trivialize, weaponize, or turn into political theatre. It is a serious issue that affects real women, real families, and real survivors, and it must never be reduced to speculation, insinuation, or cheap political attacks. @fidakenya @CREAWKenya #RespectWomen #EasterMonday

@mwendefrey lesson ya afternoon tuko free si ukuje utufunze

@PoliceKE hyu aliua blood on his hands hafai ata kusema jina easter shit

This Easter, we reflect on sacrifice, hope and renewal. To our officers, your courage and service keep the nation safe. Stay steadfast. Stay committed. Happy Easter.

@edgarwabwire_ njugu karanga mchezo ni wa meno😂😂

Hi Octopizzo, I know you may have forgotten who I am, but I will speak candidly about your character which, quite evidently, has not changed. For the record, I am no longer the small boy you could intimidate the way you used to. I will stand my ground if provoked. I can see you’re still consistent with a character that is filthy from miles away. That kind of consistency is not admirable; it is deeply concerning, and potentially dangerous should you ever wield even a modicum of power. Like I said, patterns don’t lie, and a tree does not fall far from the trunk. The people of Kibera do not say you were not warned. When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time patterns are not coincidental; they are revealing, and ignoring them does not alter their inevitable outcome.

@ItsLeecapalot kidney zinabweka

Ukimix General meakings, Codeine na ma foreign 😂😂

@JusCallMeWill @Joe__Bassey bro that shit slaps I am from the said tribe badass bros

@Joe__Bassey Lmao our ancestors used to drink booze okar hubbly? Damn. Africans are from another dimension.

Our Ancestors conducted brain surgeries since over thousands of years ago done mostly by a Herbalist which the Europeans called Witch doctors cause they never understood the science of using herbs. The patient was given lots of alcohol, then pinned down by people and the herbalist will split their skull and remove the tumor from the brain. Then cover the gape with herbs and bind the skull together with ropes made from palm fronds. Patient heals over some weeks. #Africa

@Elvis_Localman hook ya left ni lethal hainanga resurrection

Ladies, Ayatollah always keep photo receipts just in case you refuse supplying him the straight of hormuz, then uses them to smear you ata saa mnapiga tu picha innocently.

Kenyan skater Kevin won gold for the country in Benin, but I’m convinced the Cabinet Secretary for Sports / Ministry wasn’t even aware of it. The guy had to pay for his own ticket privately, while the cabinet secretaries are busy campaigning for Ruto.

@Erickyricky @DolphineAchie12 unadhani wewe na mamako ndo mtamrudisha😂😂

@DolphineAchie12 Small crowd even can't get a MCA elected come 2027 you will hate yourself and regret for your wasted energy shouting one term

We said Wantam is a Tsunami that will sweep all.

@DrJuma_M hyo ya pili ata ruto anashtuka

Between these Two Pics,Which One Should I be Using When Updating on Jirongos Torch?

My boomer grandfather sold land and left Embu for a remote Kirinyaga town called Wang’uru. There, he blew two million with two old concubines he’d met back in the 70s. Turns out he’d been fantasizing about them for 30 years after a Muthunguci party hosted by Kamaru at a River Road bar. The man never owned a cellphone in his life. To this day, nobody knows how he tracked them down.

A Couple Taking A Selfie Captured The Moment A Pastor Slapped A Congregant Who Was Attempting To Leave The Church After Taking Tea

@NatureChapter king cobra

@erastusboi thats not a buffalo but a wildbeast

A Single lion can’t defeat this buffalo 🦬

Ukienda kutembelea josh

@mbiti_mwondi maliza hyo nyang'au

Ndugu yangu who told you nataka kuchanuka hizi advise za ufala pelekea your nyanye. Umbwa sanaa! Go fuck yourself!!

@Rogers_Otii kelele

Describe Mbavu destroyer using one word

@AokoOtieno_ design msjembe anarudisha mbavu kwa mamake

Majembe is killing wuod Migori, aka Destroyer yawa... How do call yourself Destroyer na ngumi mbili, uko comatose? 5k yangu mtu atakula tu hivo jameni? In fact betting is even a sin in Islam. Never again Let me just stick to Tea and Politics and Man U And UFC. Magi wuot?

@Wallstreetmill @Onorpik we ni wale wasee wa dj afro

@Onorpik You will be picked in your Pipeline hideout like a filthy mosquito. Even the Chie of Defence forces won't save you. Endelea na kimbelembele. America is not Kenya

BREAKING: ⚡⚡⚡ DONALD TRUMP IN DEATHBED

@affiliage_ltd mungu baba kama hii ata kesho

2019 Toyota Mark X 3.5 GRMN 350 Units Limited KES. 7.65M TOTAL LANDING COST MOMBASA (incl taxes & reg) Comes with: •GR-specific tuning •HKS quad exhaust system •2 Smart keys 3.5l V6 naturally aspirated petrol, Odo 8,500KMs, RWD, 6-speed MT, GR tuned suspension, Torsen LSD